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  • Jessica, if you're watching this,

    Jessica,如果妳正在看這部影片,

  • bring back the dessert line.

    幫我帶 dessert 產品 (Jessica Simpson 自創的號稱可食用的美妝品牌 dessert)

  • That was my favorite and it got boys to kiss me.

    那是我的最愛,讓男孩們親吻我。

  • My question is, who does edible makeup help?

    我的問題是,用了可食用的彩妝品對誰有幫助?

  • You know, like, whose life is improved by having makeup

    你知道,就像是,誰的人生會因為用了可以吃的彩妝品而進步?

  • that they can eat?

  • I feel like we all just kind of accidentally

    我覺得我們的人生中都不小心地

  • consume a fair amount of makeup in life.

    吃進相當數量的化妝品

  • There are many lip glosses that I would eat.

    我應該吃過不少唇彩。

  • I think that it's just like, oh,

    我覺得這就像,噢,

  • it's so natural you could eat it.

    這天然到可以吃了它。

  • Oh okay, so it's like,

    噢瞭解,所以就像是,

  • this floor is so clean you can lick it,

    這個地板乾淨到你可以舔它,

  • but like, don't lick the floor.

    但是,你並不會真的去舔。

  • TASTYFACE Organics

    TASTYFACE Organics (美容產品的品牌)

  • Coconut Vanilla Cream Cleanser.

    椰子香草洗面霜

  • Those two ingredients sound tasty.

    這兩個成份聽起來好很吃。

  • It kinda looks like tapioca pudding.

    看起來就像是木薯布丁

  • Oh! (mumbles) The whole thing!

    噢!這東西!

  • Oh my God!

    我的天啊!

  • Ew, gross, yucky.

    超噁心,讓我不舒服

  • What the fuck?

    這啥鬼東西?

  • It's so bad!

    這太噁了!

  • It's coating my tongue.

    它覆蓋在我的舌頭上。

  • It tastes kind of like strep throat.

    它嚐起來就像是鏈球性咽喉炎。

  • It tastes like you took Eucerin cream

    它嚐起來就像是吃 Eucerin (德國藥用保養品牌)的霜

  • and just sprayed it into your mouth.

    然後噴灑在你的嘴裡。

  • As a cleanser can't besmirch it,

    作為一個洗面乳,我不能批評它,

  • but as a food, I besmirch it.

    但作為一個食物,我會大肆詆毀它。

  • Natural Organic Edible Cosmetics

    Natural Organic Edible Cosmetics (美容產品的品牌)

  • White Tea Toner.

    白茶緊膚水

  • Like just these shot glasses have me frightened.

    就像這一杯已經讓我很害怕了。

  • It says sativa, is there pot in this?

    它這邊有寫大麻,這裡面有嗎?

  • All ingredients are edible,

    所有成份都可食用,

  • but are formulated in concentration for

    但它是被制定用來

  • the skin surface and not for ingestion.

    集中於肌膚表面,並不是用來吃的。

  • Let's ingest it.

    我們來吃吧!

  • It smells like Fireball.

    聞起來像火球

  • You know, it's actually doing a good job

    你知道,這真是件好事

  • of getting rid of the cleanser taste.

    去除這些洗面乳的味道。

  • It tastes like I ate my grandmother's perfume.

    這嚐起來就想是吃了我外婆的香水。

  • It tastes like, very lukewarm iced-tea.

    這嚐起來像溫的冰茶。

  • If someone gave this to me and they were just like,

    如果有人給我這個,他們就像

  • "Gwyneth Paltrow drinks this all the time."

    Gwyneth Paltrow 總是在喝這個。

  • I would drink and be like,

    我喝起來會像是,

  • yeah that tastes like something she would consume.

    對,這就像是她會喝的東西。

  • It's not good.

    這不好呵。

  • Edensong Essentials

    Edensong Essentials (美容產品的品牌)

  • Goddess Envy Moisturizer.

    女神欣羨保濕霜

  • This looks very thick.

    這看起來好厚

  • Hey, you know it's kind of nice.

    欸這用起來感覺還不錯耶!

  • Does this mean you could also use this

    這是否表示你也可以

  • as like, ingredients when cooking?

    把這些成分用來煮東西?

  • Oh no, ran out of coconut oil, but I have my

    噢不!我用完我的椰子油,但我有

  • facial cream though.

    臉部面霜。

  • Eating oil in solid form, cheers.

    吃固態狀的油,乾杯!

  • Oh!

    噢!

  • No, no!

    不!

  • It's not so bad.

    這不會太糟啊

  • Oh my God!

    我的天啊

  • The consistency of food, but none of the charm.

    對食物而言這濃度很好,但一點都不吸引人。

  • It tastes like the geriatric queen of a hospital.

    這嚐起來好像醫院裡老朽的老奶奶。

  • It does!

    真的!

  • It tastes also a little but like fish oil pills.

    它嚐起來也有點像魚油。

  • Amuse Bouche Lipstick,cayenne.

    Amuse Bouche (美容產品的品牌) 唇膏,色號:辣椒。

  • Wait what? Hold on,

    等一下,

  • why do we have a fork and a knife?

    為什麼我們會有叉子和刀子?

  • Like we're really full-on into

    好像我們極度沉浸在

  • actual makeup products.

    這些實際存在的美妝產品裡。

  • We're weirdos.

    我們是怪胎。

  • It's quite vibrant.

    它的顏色很鮮豔。

  • It is cute.

    很可愛!

  • This is just sacrilege for makeup lovers everywhere.

    這對眾多的美妝喜好者來說真是褻瀆的行為

  • I know.

    我知道。

  • It's like, oh God that hurt.

    這就像是,天啊,它受傷了。

  • Oh this is so fun getting this saw into lipstick!

    噢,把唇膏鋸斷真是有趣!

  • I'm kind of excited to eat this.

    我有點興奮要吃了它。

  • I feel like you beheaded it.

    我覺得你就像是把它的頭鋸斷了。

  • Yeah, I feel like I did a bad deed.

    沒錯,我也覺得我正在一件做壞事。

  • Yeah.

    對啊。

  • Mm.

  • Oh, this is not bad.

    噢,這不錯吃!

  • Don't hate it.

    別討厭它。

  • No, it kind of tastes

    不,它嚐起來像

  • like a SweetTart.

    甜甜的果餡餅。

  • That's dangerous though,

    這很危險,

  • because then I'll lick it all off.

    因為我會接著把它全部舔光。

  • It's very good.

    這真的嚐起來很棒。

  • Yeah, it's really delicious.

    真的,它很美味。

  • It is stuck to the roof of my mouth.

    它在我舌尖打轉。

  • Who knew that lipstick would be the funnest

    誰知道唇膏會是最有趣

  • and the best-tasting?

    也嚐起來最美味的呢?

  • That's a good question, what did just happen?

    這真是個好問題,剛剛發生了什麼事?

  • We get what the companies are doing

    我們做了那些彩妝公司做的

  • by marketing these products as edible,

    把這些彩妝保養品包裝行銷成可食用的,

  • to make people feel better and safer.

    為了讓人們對他們的產品感到更好更放心。

  • We got a taste of grandma--

    有產品嚐起來像外婆

  • Taste of soap--

    有產品嚐起來像外婆肥皂

  • And then a decent lipstick.

    然後還有不錯的唇膏。

  • Edible implies that it's like a food.

    「可食用」暗示它像食物。

  • Don't eat it, is what we're trying to say.

    別吃它!這是我們試著要傳達給你的消息!

  • I think that they probably should say like,

    我想他們應該要說,

  • hey, not food, but if food,

    欸,這不能吃,但如果吃了,

  • no hospital.

    不會進醫院。

  • This video is not edible makeup,

    這支影片不是關於「可食用」的彩妝品,

  • it's what happens when Sophia tries to kill all her friends.

    而是關於當 Sophia 試著殺了她的所有朋友時,發生了什麼事。

Jessica, if you're watching this,

Jessica,如果妳正在看這部影片,

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