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Jessica, if you're watching this,
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bring back the dessert line.
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That was my favorite and it got boys to kiss me.
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My question is, who does edible makeup help?
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You know, like, whose life is improved by having makeup
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that they can eat?
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I feel like we all just kind of accidentally
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consume a fair amount of makeup in life.
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There are many lip glosses that I would eat.
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I think that it's just like, oh,
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it's so natural you could eat it.
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Oh okay, so it's like,
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this floor is so clean you can lick it,
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but like, don't lick the floor.
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TASTYFACE Organics
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Coconut Vanilla Cream Cleanser.
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Those two ingredients sound tasty.
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It kinda looks like tapioca pudding.
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Oh! (mumbles) The whole thing!
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Oh my God!
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Ew, gross, yucky.
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What the fuck?
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It's so bad!
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It's coating my tongue.
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It tastes kind of like strep throat.
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It tastes like you took Eucerin cream
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and just sprayed it into your mouth.
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As a cleanser can't besmirch it,
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but as a food, I besmirch it.
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Natural Organic Edible Cosmetics
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White Tea Toner.
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Like just these shot glasses have me frightened.
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It says sativa, is there pot in this?
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All ingredients are edible,
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but are formulated in concentration for
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the skin surface and not for ingestion.
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Let's ingest it.
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It smells like Fireball.
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You know, it's actually doing a good job
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of getting rid of the cleanser taste.
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It tastes like I ate my grandmother's perfume.
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It tastes like, very lukewarm iced-tea.
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If someone gave this to me and they were just like,
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"Gwyneth Paltrow drinks this all the time."
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I would drink and be like,
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yeah that tastes like something she would consume.
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It's not good.
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Edensong Essentials
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Goddess Envy Moisturizer.
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This looks very thick.
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Hey, you know it's kind of nice.
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Does this mean you could also use this
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as like, ingredients when cooking?
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Oh no, ran out of coconut oil, but I have my
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facial cream though.
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Eating oil in solid form, cheers.
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Oh!
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No, no!
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It's not so bad.
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Oh my God!
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The consistency of food, but none of the charm.
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It tastes like the geriatric queen of a hospital.
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It does!
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It tastes also a little but like fish oil pills.
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Amuse Bouche Lipstick,cayenne.
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Wait what? Hold on,
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why do we have a fork and a knife?
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Like we're really full-on into
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actual makeup products.
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We're weirdos.
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It's quite vibrant.
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It is cute.
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This is just sacrilege for makeup lovers everywhere.
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I know.
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It's like, oh God that hurt.
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Oh this is so fun getting this saw into lipstick!
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I'm kind of excited to eat this.
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I feel like you beheaded it.
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Yeah, I feel like I did a bad deed.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Oh, this is not bad.
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Don't hate it.
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No, it kind of tastes
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like a SweetTart.
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That's dangerous though,
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because then I'll lick it all off.
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It's very good.
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Yeah, it's really delicious.
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It is stuck to the roof of my mouth.
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Who knew that lipstick would be the funnest
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and the best-tasting?
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That's a good question, what did just happen?
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We get what the companies are doing
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by marketing these products as edible,
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to make people feel better and safer.
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We got a taste of grandma--
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Taste of soap--
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And then a decent lipstick.
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Edible implies that it's like a food.
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Don't eat it, is what we're trying to say.
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I think that they probably should say like,
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hey, not food, but if food,
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no hospital.
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This video is not edible makeup,
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it's what happens when Sophia tries to kill all her friends.
