and I'd like you to keep an open mind.

Always.

At this moment, I find myself

craving human intimacy and physical contact.

Oh, boy.

You know ours is a relationship of the mind.

Proposal.

One wild night of torrid lovemaking

that soothes my soul and inflames my loins.

Counterproposal.

I will gently stroke your head

and repeat, "Aw, who's a good Amy""

How about this?

French kissing-- seven minutes in heaven

culminating in second base.

Neck massage...

...then you get me that beverage.

We cuddle. Final offer.

Very well.

Oh, boy.

I'm just saying, second base is right there.