Yes.

決定好

I'm having a fit.

我好嬲呀

I don't feel good.

我覺得唔舒服

Okay.

ok

I just showered but I feel dirty.

我啱啱沖完涼但覺得好污糟

I feel like my skin is crawling,

皮膚好似有嘢爬緊咁

and that I need to reshower,

好想去再沖多次涼

and that my hair-my leg hair is growing back.

同埋我啲腳毛生緊出o黎

You have what's called an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

呢啲叫強逼症

I feel this is 50 First Dates, and I have to be like, "Good morning Allison, you're you again."

我覺得好似電影咁 我要講"早晨Allison, 你又做返你喇"

"You have OCD."

"你有強逼症"

I would love to wake up and not be me.

如果瞓醒之後我唔係我就好喇

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This show has gotten increasingly dark.

個節目愈來愈陰沉

I feel that is your influence.

我估係受你影響

I'm just finally being myself with our viewers.

我終於晌觀眾面前做返自己

People are like, "How can you be friends with Allison?"

好多人問"你同Allison點會做到朋友?"

And I'm like, "No, you don't understand."

我就話"你哋唔明"

"Allison's the most fucked up of us all."

"Allison係最痴線嗰個"

Why are people asking you that?!

點解啲人要咁問你?

Muhammad from Egypt wants to know-

埃及嘅Muhammad想知道

international question dance/song

國際問題跳舞/唱歌

How do we stop the revolution?

應該點停止革命?

I'm just kidding.

我講笑咋

Gaby dies laughing

Gaby笑到死

You came to the right place!

你o黎啱地方啦!

Muhammad from Egypt wants to know,

埃及嘅Muhammad想知道

can you have a good relationship without sex?

一段好嘅關係可唔可以無性

I think you can.

我覺得可以

I think you can as well.

我都覺得可以

No, you can't.

唔係, 唔可以

I think you can't.

我覺得唔可以

What?!

吓?!

Yes, I think that you need to have good sex to have a good relationship.

無錯, 我覺得好嘅關係需要好嘅性

Why?

點解?

Because if I didn't say that you need to have good sex in a relationship

因為如果我唔咁講

you would somehow trick me into being in a relationship with you.

你會呃我同你開始關係

We're already in a relationship.

我哋已經係一段關係裡面啦

Not a romantic one.

唔係浪漫嗰種

Yeah, we're in a romantic relationship, we're just not in a sexual relationship.

我哋關係係浪漫, 唔係性慾啫

Explain.

解釋

I think our relationship is quite romantic, just not sexual.

我覺得我哋關係都幾浪漫, 只係唔係性慾嗰隻

I don't- Are all friendships romantic?

我唔..... 所有友誼都係浪漫?

No, do you have this close of a friendship with everybody?

唔係, 你同個個都有咁close 嘅友誼咩?

No.

唔係

I almost said my mum.

我差啲講咗我阿媽

Well if Its the exact same relationship I have with my mum that I have with you,

如果我同阿媽嘅關係, 同你我之關係一樣

then that would mean I was in a romantic relationship with my mum.

即係我同我媽處於浪漫關係

If one person really wants to have sex and the other person doesn't want to have sex,

如果一個人想發生性行為, 而另一個唔想

I don't think the relationship can work out, at least a monogamously,

我唔認為可以開花結果. 至少一夫一妻係唔得

because you're not giving to each other what the other one needs.

因為你俾唔到另一個人想要嘅嘢

So you would suggest a polyamorous relationship?

你會建議一夫多妻或一妻多夫?

I'm on to your fucking agenda.

我完全走緊呢條路

We're in a romantic relationship, and then I would argue that our

我哋晌浪漫關係裡面, 我就會開始爭吵

other romantic partners are sexual partners,

其他同我哋有性行為嘅性對象

are like the secondary relationship.

好似係種次等關係

Ew, don't call him that.

咦... 唔好咁話佢

Yeah, he's secondary.

係佢, 佢係次等

I'll call him out right now.

我依家就大聲講出o黎

I meant don't call him a sexual partner.

我意思係唔好叫佢"性對象"

I believe that my boyfriend is my secondary relationship.

我相信我男朋友係我嘅次等關係

Yeah, I was about to say-

無錯, 我係想點....

so to recap, us = primary relationship

好似頭先咁講, 我哋 ="首等關係"

relationships = secondary relationships.

關係 = 次等

Yes.

啱

Great.

好

You're my main emotional support.

你係我最主要精神支柱

Aw.

哦.......

Maybe that's why I'm a fucking mess.

或者解釋到點解我咁一塌糊塗

I just said to someone that you're my only experience of love at first sight.

之前我同某人講, 你係我唯一一個一見鍾情嘅人

I didn't love you at first sight.

我對你唔係一見鍾情

I loved you, you fucking asshole!

我愛你, 你個仆街!

Ow!

呀.......

Sorry to hit your boob.

打到你個胸唔好意思

Yeah, hard!

好大力

Listen, Muhammad.

聽住, Muhammad

I think that the different political parties in Egypt need to really-

我相信埃及不同政黨好需要....

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Imagine if we become so famous that on dating websites, that's one of the questions.

想像吓我哋出名到, 交友網站都問呢條問題

So you go on to match.com and you have to click I'm a Allison or I'm a Gaby.

上到match.com, 你要選擇"我係Allison"定"我係Gaby"

They make you answer questions on match.com?

match.com 要你答問題o架?

Oh, you've clearly never had to look for love.

好明顯你未尋過愛

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