字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 [SHOW THEME SONG] -Ah, I don't understand. -What is it? Can I help you? -I want to select that file. -Oh, OK. I'll show you. That's basically you just, you know, point your mouse to it, and then you hit this button to select. -Ah, duh. I'm terrible with computers. Tell me, do I buy a hard disk, a floppy disk, or-- -Oh, brother, do you have a lot to learn. -Maybe you could show me some stuff. Say over a drink tonight? -Oh yeah, if you're serious. -OK, it's a date. -Well, when? Where? -I'll email you. -You've got mail. -Hot damn. -So I'm going to meet her this afternoon. -Don't forget to bring your rubbers. -Ha, ha, we're just having a drink. -Um-hm. -I'm hearing wedding bells. She sounds cute. -You have never even met her. -With the name like Molly, she has to be cute. [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] -Hey, this is the headlines. My name is David Wain, brought to you by Ajax Dishwasher to do. -David. -Oh, hey. -Hi. -Hey. So. -So. -So. I don't want to overwhelm you all at once. So I thought we'd just start with the basics of OS X before we get into like web design, and HTML, and programming in Linux, and kernel panics, and habeas corpus-- -David. Stop. I just wanted an excuse to go out with you. I don't really care about computers. -What-- Have you seen Leopard? -I care about getting to know you. All I know is that you're this sexy guy, who's always in the coffee shop. What do you do for a living? -Well I work in this place, which is apparently some kind of sweatshop. How about you? -I'm a fashion editor for a top magazine. -Ah. -Otherwise, I'm just a single gal, who is curious about the guy behind those sexy lips. -Hey, Molly. -Ah, Landon. Oh, my God. David, this is my friend Landon. Landon, this is David. You don't mind if Landon joins us, do you? -No. -No. Oh-oh, what's the matter? -I just got dumped. -Ah. -I want to kill myself. -Oh, no, my baby, baby boy. I just can't wallow in it though , you know? -No, no. -Hey, do you want to go dancing? -Ah, yes. -OK. -Come on, David. [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] [CELL PHONE RINGS] -Oh, shit. It's my editor. Ah, I have to go. I'll call you both tomorrow, OK? -And then there were two. -I, I'm probably going to go hit the hay. -Fuck me. -What? I can't wait any longer. No more games, you have it. -Molly. -What? Oh, I just pulled that whole that's-my-editor routine so you two could be alone together, so? Did you guys hook up or what? -What? -Wait, you're not trying to tell me you're straight? -Well, yeah. -So you weren't saying I'm gay and I want you to set me up with another gay man to have sex? -No. -So I'm crazy? I just made it up out of thin air? -Yeah. Pretty much. -There you are. Been looking all over for you. Let's go into the bathroom, have sex, do a few lines of co-co-co-co-co. -Sorry, Landon, I'm not-- -You're not what? -I'll give you a hint. Oh, hi. I want to have sex with other guys. -Great. What's the problem? -No, I'm saying I'm not that. -You're straight? Thanks a lot, Molly. Some friend you turned out to be. -Aw. -Next time don't set me up with some four-eyed boob-loving Jew from Ohio. -I'm sorry, David. How can I make it up to you? -Well, do you want to dance with me? -Well, my ankle is in excruciating pain, but OK. [SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] Aw. Aw. What is your problem? [MUSIC PLAYING] What's the matter, mother, don't you love me? No, I don't. I regretted having you the moment you slithered out of my baby hole.
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