Where?

邊度?

In your gap! There's popcorn.

條罅度! 有啲爆谷

Oh.

噢

Allison has a tiny gap in her teeth that

Allison有條細牙罅

people often mistake for having

人哋成日誤以為

uhh, like broccoli, or something in there, but it's actually just-

好似西蘭花之類攝住, 但其實係....

I don't eat broccoli!

我唔食西蘭花!

That's not my gap!

都唔係我條罅

It's between your tiny tooth and your front "toot".

晌你細牙同前排小喇叭之間

I do have a tiny "toot"! [both laugh]

我的確有小喇叭

I don't think you know where my gap is!

你唔知我條罅晌邊

Ohh I know where your gap is...

噢, 我知道你條罅晌邊

Okay, here?

Ok, 呢度

It's between your ears.

係晌兩隻耳中間

Nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!

(怪聲)

I really thought that was going to go sexual

我以為對話會走向色情

instead it was worse.

點知仲衰

[intro music~ ♪ ♫]

[開首音樂~ ♪ ♫]

This week's question is from a guy who gets it.

今個星期嘅問題, 來自一個明理嘅男士

In the past, we've had viewers

以前我哋有啲觀眾

who haven't said where they're from.

無講自己晌邊度o黎

Uh-huh.

係

Mike!... is very specific [chuckling].

Mike! 好仔細

Mike is not just from San Francisco,

Mike唔止來自三藩市

he's from- SOUTH San Francisco. [Gaby laughs]

佢地來自三藩市"南部"

I know nothing about San Francisco

我對三藩市一無所知

but I hope that's the better part.

希望南部係個好區

"Do you have any phobias?"

"你哋有無恐懼症?"

Do I?

我有無?

You might think I'm fearless but-

你哋可能以為我無畏無懼, 但...

No one thinks that you're fearless.

無人認為你無畏無懼

-I'm human like everyone else.

... 我同所有人一樣係凡人

[overlapping voices] Allison: Everyone knows that you're human.

Allison: 人人都知你係凡人

Gaby: I put my pants on one leg at a time.

Gaby: 人非聖賢, 孰能無過

Allison: You're a mess!

Allison: 你係一團爛泥

I think people are expecting a dog that walks

啲人期望狗仔只用後肢行路

on its hind legs and I'm just like a regular dog.

而我只係一隻普通狗仔

You're definitely a dog.

你絕對係隻狗

I'll take it.

我接受

That's a known insult.

咁講你係侮辱

Here's my biggest phobia, Mike! [chuckles]

Mike! 我最大嘅恐懼係

I have a great fear...of going somewhere,

我非常驚... 去某個地方

and then not being able to get home.

然後無辦法返屋企

Like jail?

例如監獄?

Nope!

唔係

Like an event.

例如活動

Like if you go to a stadium and you park your car,

例如你去體育館,

like, in the parking lot.

泊架車晌停車場

And knowing that they will take hours to get your car out

心知要花幾個鐘頭先拎到車

because there's all those other cars.

因為嗰度有好多車

Big fear.

勁驚

That's why, we never stayed for the ninth inning of a baseball game,

所以睇棒球賽, 我哋唔會留到第九回合

[snaps] Gotta leave at the seventh.

第七回合就要閃

I wanna leave when I wanna leave!

我想走就走

I don't wanna be shuttled to my car,

我唔想仲要坐接駁車去我架車度

then I'm at the whim of the goddamn shuttle driver!

我就受控於個司機

I don't like sharks.

我唔鍾意鯊魚

That's dumb.

好蠢

What I said has happened to me.

我講嘅係有實際發生

I've seen... sharks attack people on television or-

我見過... 電視上有人俾鯊魚襲擊

But have you ever been attacked by a shark?

但係你有無俾鯊魚襲擊過?

No.

無

But I've been waiting for a shuttle.

而我就有等過接駁車

Another phobia I have [chuckles], is that people are texting

我另一個恐懼係

about me behind my back.

其他人晌我背後傳短訊

Al-...okay, one time Allison and I were on a shoot

嗯...Ok, 有次我同Allison晌片場

with a girl who's very cute. And I was-

有個好可愛嘅女仔, 我就...

Allison: Hey Bree! [Gaby groans]

你好 Bree!

And I was texting that girl, like, flirting

我就同個女仔拍攝時傳調情短訊

with her from inside the shoot. Like flirting,

係調情

and Allison, because she wants to salt my game,

Allison 想搞亂檔

was like, "What are you guys texting about???!"

"你哋傳短訊講咩呀?"

But I thought they were both mad at me.

我以為佢哋兩個嬲緊我

No! We were just trying to fuck.

唔係! 我哋只係想上床

All right, I don't need to be involved in that.

好啦, 我唔想參與

Phobias are like, um... running out of money

恐懼症... 嗯.... 無錢

and never having money again.

然後永遠都無錢

-No again, that's just a real problem you have.

唔係, 呢個只係你現實中嘅問題

[Gaby laughs] Okay. That's a phobia!

Ok! 係恐懼症

That's not! A phobia- (Gaby): SHARKS!!!!!

唔係!恐懼症... Gaby: 鯊魚!!!!

Alison: I guess- (Gaby): Sharks are a phobia!!!

Allison: 我諗... Gaby: 鯊魚係恐懼症!

I've come around then, I'll agree that sharks

我諗通喇, 我同意

are a phobia. [laughs] Gaby: Thank you!

鯊魚係恐懼症 Gaby: 多謝

A stupid one!

好蠢o個隻

And I really think you should hop on board

我認為你應該

my shuttle phobia.

同意我嘅接駁車恐懼症

Yeah, but I don't when that shuttle's comin' back.

好, 不過我唔知架車幾時到

Oh god.

天呀

Hey, did you know that sharks are gonna grow legs,

喂, 你知唔知鯊魚會生腳出o黎

they're evolving to grow legs and

佢哋進化緊會生腳

they'll become land animals and then they'll

變成陸地生物, 然後

attack us all?

攻擊我哋所有人?

Did you know that m-more people go to...

你知唔知愈來愈多人去

go to places you can't park?

無得泊車嘅地方?

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