字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -I'm sinking, Matt. The more I try to make my life better, the worse it gets. -Ah, you're spiraling, David. Everything's fine. -What the fuck? -All right. Maybe you need to see my therapist, Dr. Kessler. You might need some professional help. -OK. What's the number. It's -212-555-5555. -Again? -555-555-5555. -555-555-5555. -Yeah. -OK, and what's the address? -123 Main Street, Anytown, USA. -OK. MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): All clear on Main Street. Nothing to report. [DOORBELL RINGS] DR. KESSLER (ON INTERCOM): Hello, this is Dr. Kessler. -Hi, is-- DR. KESSLER (ON INTERCOM): Come in, Mr. Wain. [INTERCOM BUZZES] -Hi, David. I'm Carol Kessler. Welcome. -Pleasure. Oh, you sound different than you did on the intercom. -Oh, I know. The intercom makes everyone sound like an old Jewish man. But who has time to fix it? I mean, what with the pace of modern times and just voice mails and fax machines and CB radios. So why don't you take a seat, and, well, we'll get started. OK? Just a second. Uh, breaker, breaker, this is the Poodle Cruncher, and I will be radio silent for the next hour or so. Over and out good buddies. OK. So. David, what brings you to therapy? -I don't know. I've just been lonely, kind of depressed. Can't seem to keep a relationship going. -No, stop. You're here, but you're not here. Start again. -OK. Well-- -How much do you masturbate? -I don't kn-- -David, we're almost out of time, but what I'm hearing from you is that you would like meet someone new and maybe curb that compulsive masturbation problem. I'm assuming that you had a relative that raped you. Now would that be in the house or was it more like a city zoo or what? -It was at the zoo. -Anyway, I'm going to a banquet tonight for the National Psychological Society, and my husband is out of town. Would you like to accompany me? -Oh my god. Dr. Kessler, you look beautiful. -Oh, thank you, David. Do me a favor. Call me Carol. -Evening, Dr. Kessler. Where's Marvin? -Who cares? This is David. He's a patient of mine. -Let me guess. Obsessive compulsive? -Try again? -Bipolar? -Nope. -Intermittent explosive disorder? -Wrong. -Anorexia nervosa. -No. -Munchausen's syndrome. -No. -Paraphilias. -No. -OK, I give up. What's wrong with this guy? -I don't even know. I've only had about a two-minute session with him so far. -Gotcha. -Nice to meet you. Come here, you. I'm gonna do something that I've been wanting to do for a long time. -Oh, Carol. Isn't this just inappropriate on so many levels? -Come with me. -This is the ladies' room. I'll just wait outsi-- -Relax, dog. Come on. -What are you doing? -[HEAVY SIGH] -Oh my god, are you peeing? Oh! [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] -It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. -Put your fingers in my panties. -Oh, that's-- -Do it. -Now? Ow! -Now you. Hit me. Oh! -Are you OK? -What time is it? -I don't-- -What are you doing here? Go! Give somebody some privacy, you fucking asshole. -David. -Carol? -Dr. Kessler, if you please. This is my husband, Marvin, and you know Matt. -How could you, David? DAVID (OFFSCREEN): But-- -I mean, do you have any idea how this makes me look? -But-- I-- MARVIN (OFFSCREEN): What did you think I was? You think I'm some kind of chump or something? Jesus. -We have decided not to press charges, David. -But if you ever step foot in any town again, I will personally stab you right through the heart with a sharpened flagpole. DAVID (OFFSCREEN): I don't understand. I just came to her for some help, and then suddenly last night, she takes me to this weird party and-- -There's a disease, a cancer in this room, and its name is David Wain. I hope you die soon. Marvin? -Absolutely. DR. KESSLER (ON INTERCOM): Matt? DAVID (OFFSCREEN): Matt. Not you, Matt. You're my friend. -Not anymore, David. I hope you die as soon as possible. After what you did to Dr. Kessler and her husband? Unforgivable. -Now I don't want this session to end on a sour note, so I brought some slow house groove I thought that we could all dance to. [SLOW HOUSE GROOVE PLAYS]
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