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  • Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

    Hey Whats up GG (Guys & Girls)

  • Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the best diver in the universe.

    CouilleBleu 今天要來玩

  • You must be telling yourself :

    潛水大大 - 納帝魯斯

  • Don't worry about it, kiddo, because that Piss Diver can hook, stun, slow and knock-up any fuckabish he wants, so no one will be able to escape from him.

    這邊有符文

  • In other words, he can simply build tons of damage like Phreak to party all night with the ladies.

    天賦

  • What's more? He has enough assets within him to escape any dirty situation, no problem!

    技能順序

  • Always use your Shield to farm if you know you're going to get hit to not lose any health.

    還有道具

  • Then, harass the KS master when he wants to farm by sticking your giga anchor in his ass to piss him off by forcing him to waste his Flash.

    讓你成為宇宙最強的潛水大大

  • If that ugly dude's getting cocky in a two VS one situation, Buttfucking Hook-Stun-Slow-Shield combo him and show him that no one can run away from you.

    你一定是在想

  • Saving the 5-seconds man from a Pedobear gank is simple : a hook, a stun and a slow is all you need to walk off like a boss.

    喂喂喂 Couille 叔叔

  • If you want to go for First Blood, attack your enemy, run away a bit to make him think that he has the advantage, Shield yourself and finish him off with an Ignite.

    我為什麼要出暴擊裝呢

  • If you don't have that much health, wait until your teammate arrives to bait that fuckabish near your tower and Shield-Buttfucking Hook-Stun-Slow combo her for the kill

    這根本沒道理啊

  • and now, sandwich her here to have the greatest threesome in your life.

    小孩子 別擔心啦

  • Late game, you'll be able to show who's the most fearsome level 1 bastard in the League by ending a fight with a bang,

    因為這位潛水大大能抓

  • to show the wannabes why you hold the title of the Jungle Night Stalker King,

    能暈

  • to swing your anchor like the boss that you really are

    能緩

  • and that's why no one will ever bother fighting you head on.

    想打飛誰就打飛誰

  • Your Buttfucking Hook skill is the best to pickpocket the minions from anywhere if you don't have time to auto-attack them,

    沒人可以逃得出他的追擊啦

  • to travel faster than Spiderman

    換句話說 你就像 Phreak 一樣做 Tons of Damage

  • and to KS...

    跟這群美眉們開派對吧

  • Your Shield skill is awesome to piss off your enemies because they'll never be able to hurt you

    還不夠嗎 他有超多方法讓他逃離糟糕的情況

  • and that is why you can't die from a ninja attack from Tarzan's call girl or from the enemy's tower.

    No Problem

  • Your Slow skill can be used to save lives without putting yourself in danger and to have an easy time farming the minions.

    如果你知道自己會被打 就開盾農兵 別損血了

  • Combine your Slow and Shield skills into a combo to farm faster than ever and you'll never waste your time hitting the minions one by one anymore.

    然後用你的那根巨錨插著偷頭大師的屁屁

  • Your Knock-up skill is great to fish a cocky fish diving in your net recklessly and to catch-up a running fuckabish before anyone else.

    逼他把「閃現」交出來

  • When someone's getting ready to facecheck a brush full of enemies, walk to her and stun her, walk ahead to pick up the kill when her ultimate is gone,

    如果那隻嘔心的想要來個 2V1

  • Buttfucking Hook the Night Stalker before she gets away, attack the KS master until your Knock-up is ready to use for another kill

    來個「開抓 - 開暈 - 開緩 - 開盾」Combo

  • and Flash-Slow-AutoAttack combo that kiddo to have the easiest Quadra Kill Steal of your life.

    讓他知道沒人能夠逃出你的手掌心

  • Seeing that your brother-in-law is in danger, come to his rescue by using a Buttfucking Hook in that cat's ass, Slow that booby ninja and kill her before she flashes away to safety.

    讓五秒男不被戀童熊月工容易得跟呼吸一樣

  • But, never forget that you're big as fuck, so beware of the enemy's traps if you want to successfully send someone to hell.

    開抓

  • If you're the one getting ninja ganked, you don't have to worry about anything because no one, that's right, no one can match up with you in a duel.

    開暈

  • Now that you're fed and all, it's time to (YOU'LL DIE IN 7 DAYS HAHAHA).

    開緩

  • When doing it, you don't even need to hide in the brush because you'll either take it so fast that no enemy will be able to take back what you stole

    讓你回去 LIKE A BOSS

  • or the enemy will immediately run away at your sight because he knows that he has no chance to survive.

    如果你想要拿首殺的話

  • In teamfights, if you know that your team can't run away from the enemies,

    開始攻擊敵人

  • you should initiate the fight with a Buttfucking Hook on the AD carry and prevent her from getting close to your team until she dies.

    開始撤退 讓他感覺有機會

  • After that, take on the guy right next to you if you're too lazy to switch your target to someone else

    幫自己放個盾 最後補個「點燃」

  • and after swinging your anchor here and there, clean up the battlefield with a Buttfucking Hook-Slow combo.

    如果你的血沒那麼多

  • That's it for today, people!

    等你的隊友過來 把他引到塔下來

  • Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.

    然後「開盾 - 開抓 - 開暈 - 開緩」把她幹掉

  • Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

    現在給她來個三明治 3P 吧

  • Ciaossu!

    到了後期 要讓對面知道誰 1 級最可怕

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