Whose advice would Donald Trump take?

- Who are you consulting with consistently

so that you're ready on day one?

- [Voiceover] I'm speaking with myself, number one,

because I have a very good brain

and I've said a lot of things.

My primary consultant is myself, and I have a good instinct.

- Consulting himself might actually work for Donald Trump

because, you see, good presidents hire advisors

who disagree with them to challenge their thinking.

And no one disagrees with Donald Trump

more than Donald Trump.

And so you asked the question:

What would Donald Trump's cabinet be?

Well, we think it would look like this.

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- Hello, folks.

- [Cabinet] Good morning.

- So today we're gonna be discussing women's health issues.

- [Cabinet] Go ahead.

- I'm very pro-choice.

- Well, I'm pro-life.

- You know, I've had something on my mind.

- Nuclear proliferation.

- I hate proliferation.

I hate nuclear more than any.

My uncle was a professor at MIT, used to tell me about--

- Wouldn't you rather, in a certain sense,

have Japan have nuclear weapons

when North Korea has nuclear weapons?

- Next, our foreign policy.

- China!

- China!

- China?

- Gaddafi in Libya is killing thousands of people.

Go into Libya, knock this guy out very quickly.

- I disagree totally.

We would be so much better off

if Gaddafi were in charge right now.

- I love Mexican people.

The Hispanics love me.

- I will build a wall.

This is a wall that's going to work.

- I don't know how people make it on $7.25 an hour.

Now, with that being said,

I would like to see an increase of some magnitude.

- Wrong.

Wages too high.

I hate to say it, but we have to leave it the way it is.

- We're gonna build a wall!

- It's very easy to be presidential.

- I told you, I went to the Wharton School of Finance.

I'm like a really smart person.

- All I know is what's on the Internet.

- This is a wall that's a heck of a lot higher

than the ceiling you're looking at.

- China.

- China? I love China.

- I'd drop a 25% tax on China.

Listen, you mother (beeping), we're gonna tax you.

- This guy used a filthy disgusting word.

He should be ashamed of himself and he should apologize.

- I disagree totally.

- They lie!

- But we have our own--

- Not gonna be able to--

(cabinet members talking over each other)

- [Cabinet Member] China. - [Cabinet Member] The wall!

- A total lie.

- Bing bing bong.

- Uh, I don't know what I said!

- Come on, fellas!

Quiet.

- We are going to make America great again.

- Hey there, thanks for watching.

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