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  • >> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

  • EARLIER THIS WEEK, JORDAN KLEPPER HE GAVE US PART ONE OF

  • HIS COMPLETE COVERAGE OF THE U.K. ELECTIONS.

  • IN TONIGHT'S PART TWO, HE NOW COMPLETES HIS COMPLETE COVERAGE

  • COMPLETELY.

  • JORDAN.

  • >> LAST WEEK IN THE U.K., THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HAD A HUGE

  • VICTORY.

  • I ASSUME BY USING THE SAME WEDGE ISSUES AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE

  • CANDIDATES USE SO EXCERPTLY.

  • >> WELL, I DO BELIEVE LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION.

  • >> GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE.

  • THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO TO THAT LAW.

  • >> I THINK MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN.

  • >> HOW AM I GOING TO WIN?

  • AND I SAID GUNS.

  • >> OBVIOUSLY THESE SAME ISSUES WOULD RESONATE IN BRITAIN.

  • HOW IMPORTANT IS THE GUN ISSUE FOR YOU?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

  • >> YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GUNS HERE?

  • >> NO, DOES THAT UPSET YOU?

  • >> YEAH, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU SHOOT LEGISLATION

  • YOU DON'T LIKE?

  • >> WE VOTE IT DOWN.

  • >> IS SOCIALIZED MEDICINE GETTING THROWN DOWN

  • YOUR THROATS? >> NO, WE ALREADY HAVE IT.

  • >> HOW BIG OF AN ISSUE IS ABORTION?

  • >> THE MAIN PARTIES ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING ON THAT.

  • >> WHAT ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?

  • >> THAT'S ALSO NOT A DEBATE.

  • WE HAVE IT, AND NO ONE, IT'S ALL FINE.

  • >> SO WHAT THE [BLEEP] DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT?

  • >> WE TALK ABOUT THE ECONOMY. WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED THE

  • DEFICIT -- >> BORING.

  • MAYBE POLITICAL CONSULTANT STEVE MORGAN CAN TELL US WHY THEY'RE

  • IGNORING THESE KEY ISSUES.

  • >> WELL, I MEAN, WE WOULD ARGUE WE DEAL WITH THE

  • REAL ISSUES HERE AND THOSE ARE NOT THOSE.

  • >> IS THERE ANY PARTY OUT THERE THAT'S TALKING ABOUT THE

  • FUN, WILD CARD STUFF, LIKE CLIMATE DENIERS OR

  • ANTI-IMMIGRATION OR BIG FEARS AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

  • >> WELL, WE'VE GOT ANTI-IMMIGRATION FROM THE

  • UKIP PARTY. >> UKIP? WHAT IS THAT?

  • >> THE U.K. INDEPENDENCE PARTY.

  • AND THEY'RE A VERY DANGEROUS PARTY BECAUSE

  • THEY'RE XENOPHOBIC.

  • THEY APPEAL TO THE WORST ELEMENTS OF BRITISH SOCIETY.

  • >> OKAY, THAT'S A PARTY I UNDERSTAND.

  • THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD OLD AMERICAN CAMPAIGNING.

  • BUT WAS UCIP CANDIDATE KIM ROSE ABLE TO WALK THE FINE LINE

  • BETWEEN EXPLOITING PEOPLE'S FEARS AND BALD-FACED HATRED?

  • >> YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT RACIST.

  • WE WANT TO STOP THE MASS MIGRATION OF PEOPLE COMING INTO

  • THIS COUNTRY.

  • THEY'RE COMING OVER IN VAST NUMBERS AND NOW YOU'VE GOT

  • COMMUNITIES TAKING UP PARTS OF THE TOWN WHICH ARE ALL FULL OF

  • LIKE POLISH PEOPLE.

  • >> SEE, HE'S NOT RACIST.

  • HE JUST DOESN'T LIKE POLISH PEOPLE.

  • >> I'M NOT A RACIST. WHAT I'M TRYING TO PROVE IS AN ACTUAL

  • FACT, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T ABOUT RACE.

  • THIS IS ABOUT SPACE.

  • ALL WE WANT IS OUR COUNTRY BACK.

  • >> IF YOU'RE NOT REPEATEDLY DEFENDING THE FACT THAT

  • YOU'RE BEING CALLED A RACIST OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

  • YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

  • >> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY, I AM NOT.

  • >> NOT RACIST! THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

  • >> I AM NOT.

  • >> I CAN'T THINK OF ANY REASON WHY PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED

  • ABOUT HIS POLICIES.

  • >> I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR A HITLER COMMENT.

  • SO I QUOTED FROM THE BOOK OF "MEIN KAMPF."

  • >> THE NAZI REFERENCE, GOOD IDEA.

  • ALTHOUGH WE DON'T USUALLY ACTUALLY QUOTE HILTLER.

  • SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS READY FOR AMERICAN-STYLE POLITICS.

  • HE JUST NEEDED A COUPLE OF POINTERS FROM A PRO.

  • >> THEY'VE TAKEN AWAY OUR POLICE FORCE.

  • THEY'VE TAKEN AWAY OUR ARMY.

  • >> GIVE HER THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO.

  • >> THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO IS THIS GREAT, GREAT COUNTRY WILL

  • CEASE TO EXIST.

  • >> NICE.

  • >> YOU KNOW ABOUT THE U.K. POLICIES?

  • >> HIT HER WITH THE HUNDRED YEARS OF DARKNESS.

  • >> YEAH, IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF THE E.U., OUR CHILDREN

  • AND OUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL HAVE 100 YEARS OF DARKNESS.

  • >> THIS GUY WAS ON FIRE.

  • BUT THEN HIS TOUGHEST CHALLENGE.

  • SQUARING OFF WITH THE RIVAL CANDIDATE FROM THE GREEN PARTY.

  • >> YEAH LOOK, THE FACT IS, AT THE END OF THE DAY,

  • WE ARE THE ONLY PARTY THAT WANTS A COMPLETE WITHDRAWAL FROM

  • THE EUROPEAN UNION.

  • >> WE UNDERSTAND THAT.

  • >> AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE THAT.

  • >> MAKE THE HITLER REFERENCE AGAIN.

  • >> YEAH, HITLER IN 1942, IN "MEIN KAMPF" --

  • >> GOOD!

  • >> SAID THAT THEY WILL TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM IN TINY,

  • INTO PIECES.

  • NOW THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY.

  • >> BOOM! WALK AWAY. JUST, GOOD, GOOD.

  • >> ULTIMATELY, KIM ROSE ENDED UP WITH A WHOPPING 13% OF THE VOTE,

  • WHICH SEEMS LIKE WAY MORE THAN HE DESERVED.

  • AND ACTUALLY, IN THE TIME I SPENT HERE IN BRITAIN, APART

  • FROM THEIR TERRIBLE VERSION OF BASEBALL, I WAS IMPRESSED WITH

  • THEIR ELECTORAL SYSTEM.

  • GUYS LIKE THIS ARE MAGINALIZED.

  • THEY SPEND LITTLE ON THE ELECTIONS.

  • THEY HAD JUST SIX WEEKS TO CAMPAIGN, AND THEIR NEWS MEDIA

  • PROVIDES REASONABLY SOBER ANALYSIS.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> BUT THERE WAS STILL SOMETHING THAT WAS BOTHERING ME.

  • WHAT WAS IT.

  • >> ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE IRAQ WAR?

  • >> THE IRAQ WAR?

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

  • YOU GUYS WERE INVOLVED IN THAT, TOO.

  • >> YEAH, WE WERE THERE.

  • >> YOU GUYS HAVE MADE SOME [BLEEP] BONEHEAD MOVES.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, LIKE US, THEY FOUGHT AN UNNECESSARY WAR.

  • THEIR GOVERNMENT APPROVAL RATINGS ARE DISMAL.

  • AND BRITISH LEADERS EVEN PROMISED PUNISHING AUSTERITY

  • MEASURES. SO APPARENTLY, NO MATTER YOUR ELECTORAL SYSTEM,

  • YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL FIND A WAY TO [BLEEP] IT ALL UP.

  • OR COURSE, IF YOU'RE BRITISH THERE IS A CULTURAL

  • ADVANTAGE THAT CANNOT BE DENIED.

  • >> HEY, AND JORDAN WE ALSO USE THE WORD [BLEEP].

  • IT'S NOT A PROBLEM HERE, SO CHEERS!

  • HERE'S TO THE POLITICS.

  • >> WE DO.

  • >> HEY [BLEEP]!

  • >> [BLEEP].

  • >> GOOD DAY, [BLEEP].

  • >> HEY, [BLEEP]!

  • >> [BLEEP]!

  • >> Jon: JORDAN KLEPPER, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

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