Name: 科爾伯特表情符號幾乎適用於所有場合 (The Colbert Emoji Is Good For Almost Every Occasion)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:21:01.000Z
Duration: 7 min 3 s
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NOW, RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE SHOW HERE, I WANTED TO TALK

ABOUT SOME STORIES ABOUT COMPUTERS PHONES AND TECH STUFF

I THOUGHT WHEN I DECIDED TO DO THIS WE HAD A REGULAR TECH

SEGMENT ON THE SHOW THAT HAD GRAPHICS AND EVERYTHING, CALLED

AND THE FIRST TIME WE DID ONE OF THESE SEGMENTS, BACK IN OCTOBER,

I THOUGHT WE HAD ALL THOSE GRAPHICS THEN, TOO, AND WE

DIDN'T, AND I FORGOT TO ASK ANYONE TO MAKE ANY.

SO AT THE LAST MINUTE BACK THEN, WE JUST DECIDED TO CALL THE

SEGMENT DIGITAL-DOO AND I PLAYED A DIGERIDOO.

THAT HAD ELECTRONIC BUTTONS ON IT OR SOMETHING.

AND THE REASON FOR THAT IS BECAUSE "DIGERI" SOUNDS A LITTLE

LIKE "DIGITAL," AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE A DIGERIDOO IN MY

SO, AGAIN, TODAY, BECAUSE I WAS MISTAKEN ABOUT WHAT GRAPHICS WE

HAD READY, THIS IS STEPHEN COLBERT'S DIGITAL-DOO.

IT'S AN INSTRUMENT OF ENORMOUS SUBTLETIY.

NOW, I'M REALLY EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT THIS STORY I'M ABOUT TO

TALK ABOUT, AND I'M SO EXCITED I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE WORDS TO

LUCKILY, IT'S 2016, AND MOST WORDS HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY

USUALLY WHEN I COMMUNICATE WITH MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER.

I GENERALLY DON'T USE EMOJIS AT OTHER TIMES.

I ENJOY THEM, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL OF THEM.

BUT TONIGHT I REALLY WANT TO USE THEM BECAUSE I'M FEELING VERY

ONE REASON I'M FEELING SO VERY DOLPHIN TONIGHT IS THAT THERE'S

SOME BIG NEWS OUT OF THE UNICODE CONSORTIUM.

YEAH, THAT UNICODE CONSORTIUM, WHICH I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU

PEOPLE IS THE NONPROFIT RESPONSIBLE FOR APPROVING ANY

AND YOU KNOW ANY NEW EMOJIS ARE GOING TO BE GOOD.

THESE ARE THE SAME GUYS WHO CAME UP WITH FIVE DIFFERENT

KINDS OF BOATS, PROBABLY FOR ALL THOSE SAILORS OUT THERE WHO

AND THEY HAVE JUST APPROVED A REVOLUTIONARY NEW EMOJI WITH

ONE RAISED EYEBROW, WHICH, NO LESS THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNICODE CONSORTIUM, IS CALLING "THE COLBERT EMOJI."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND IT IS AN UNCANNY

NOW, THE UNICODE CONSORTIUM SAYS THE COLBERT EMOJI CONVEYS

"SKEPTICISM, ACCOMPANIED BY THE CONCEPTS OF DISAPPROVAL AND MILD

I WILL SAY THAT THIS IS THE CORRECT SURPRISE-- BRING THEM

I WILL SAY THAT THIS IS THE CORRECT SURPRISE-TO-EYEBROWS

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND TO BRING THIS NEW EMOJI TO

THE INVENTOR OF THIS EMOJI HAD TO FILL OUT A 53-QUESTION FORM

AND SUBMIT A 2,700-WORD PROPOSAL, WHICH WAS THEN DEBATED

BY THE UNICODE TECHNICAL EMOJI SUBCOMMITTEE BEFORE MOVING

ON TO THE OFFICIAL CANDIDATE FOR INCLUSION IN THE UNICODE

OBVIOUSLY, THERE IS A SIMPLER ANSWER STARING US IN THE TINY

JUST PRESENT YOUR EMOJI AND LET THE COMMITTEE VOTE THUMBS UP OR

AND HERE'S THE-- THAT'S STILL KIND OF POSITIVE.

IT'S SUCH A BYZANTINE PROCESS, WE MIGHT NOT SEE MY EMOJI, OR

I'M SURE WE WON'T NEED AN EMOJI THAT MEANS SKEPTICISM AND

DISSAPOINTMENT DURING THIS ELECTION YEAR.

BUT, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THIS IS NOT THE ONLY EXPRESSION I CAN

THE UNICODE CONSORTIUM IS WELCOME TO CREATE AN EMOJI BASED

ON THIS FACE, OR THIS FACE, WHICH I CALL TRYING TO BE POLITE

BUT WORRIED THAT THE ELDERLY RELATIVE YOU'RE TALKING TO IS

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科爾伯特表情符號幾乎適用於所有場合 (The Colbert Emoji Is Good For Almost Every Occasion)

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