This is CrashCourse: World History

and today we’re going to talk about a relationship.

No, not you,

college girlfriend.

No, not that kind of relationship either.

No. STAN,

THIS IS A HISTORY CLASS.

We’re gonna talk about the relationship between a city,

Venice,

and an empire, the Ottomans,

and in doing so we will return t o an old theme in this show:

How studying history can make you a better boyfriend and/or girlfriend.

Probably or,

but I’m not here to judge.

Mr. Green,

no offense,

but you don’t really seem like an expert in how to get girls to like you.

Here’s something amazing, Me From the Past.

You know that girl, Sarah, in 10th grade who’s super super smart?

Yeah, she’s really hot.

She’s like three or four leagues hotter than I am.

YEAH, I MARRIED HER.

So shut up and listen.

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Ten minutes from now,

I’m hoping you’ll understand how one mutually beneficial relationship,

between the Venetians and the Ottomans, led to two really big deals:

The European Renaissance

and Christopher Columbus.

Not like his birth,

I mean he wasn’t like a half-Ottoman, half-Venetian baby,

his travels!

So Venice is a city made up of

hundreds of islands at the northern tip of the Adriatic Sea,

but walking around it, you can’t help but feel that the city

is essentially a collection of floating buildings tied together by some canals.

If ever there was a place where geography was destiny,

it was Venice.

Venice was literally built for ocean-going trade.

As you can imagine,

they didn’t have a lot of natural resources—

except for fish and mustaches— [sweet!]

so if they wanted to grow, they’d have to rely on trade.

Let’s go to the Thought Bubble.

So first, Venetians became experts in shipbuilding.

Remember that when the Crusaders needed ships

for their crazy Fourth Crusade?

They headed to Venice,

because the Venetians were famous for merchant ships like the Galley and the Cog.

Not only could they build ships;

they could also sail them to pleasant locales like

Constantinople and the Levant,

so the Venetians formed trade treaties, sometimes called concessions,

with the Byzantines,

and then when Constantinople fell to the Ottomans and became Istanbul,

the Venetians were quick to make trade treaties with their new neighbors,

famously saying that while Istanbul had been Constantinople,

the matter of Constantinople getting the works was

nobody’s business but the Turks.

But even before the Ottomans,

Venice had experience trading with the Islamic world:

It initially established itself as the biggest European power

in the Mediterranean

thanks to its trade with Egypt’s sultan in the

outlandishly lucrative pepper business.

Can’t blame the Europeans, really.

This stuff is delicious.

Oh, like actual pepper?

Oh, well that’s cool, too,

especially since it masks the taste of spoiled meat,

which most meat was in the days before refrigeration.

Due to some awkward…

Crusades…

the Egyptian merchants were not so welcome in …

Europe.

But they had all the pepper,

because the Egyptians imported it from India and controlled both the overland and oversea

access to the Mediterranean.

And when others cited moral or religious opposition to trade,

the Venetians usually found a way

…which is why the whole freaking town is made of marble.

Thanks, Thought Bubble.

To avoid the sticky situation of having to consort with the heathen Egyptians,

the Venetians employed a handy story.

This is the Piazza San Marco,

the #1 Destination in the

Entire World for People Who Like to Be Pooped

on by Pigeons.

It’s also home to this church, which includes some bronze horses

you may remember that were looted from Constantinople.

And it contains the body of St. Mark,

the author of the Gospel According to St. Mark,

who had once been the bishop of Alexandria, in Egypt.

So naturally, he died there and was buried there in Egypt,

but the Venetians claimed him as their own because apparently one time he visited Venice,

and these two merchants hatched a very clever plan.

They went to Alexandria on business,

stole St. Mark’s body and then hid it in a shipment of pork,

which the Muslims didn’t check v ery carefully, because, you know,

they were disgusted by it.

You can even see a version of this on the mosaics in the Basilica of St. Mark

complete with the Muslims shouting an Arabic version of

“ewww gross.”

Then, forever after, the Ventians were like,

“Listen, we HAVE to trade with these guys. We use it as a secret way to ferry saint bodies

out of Egypt. We don’t WANT to become fantastically wealthy.

It’s just a necessary byproduct of our saint-saving.”

So what did Venice import?

Lots, but notable for us, they imported a lot of grain,

because if you have ever been to Venice,

Then you might have noticed that it is basically made out of marble and

therefore difficult to farm.

The Ottomans, on the other hand,

had abundant grain,

even before they conquered Egypt and its oh-so-fertile Nile River in 1517.

Also,

while trade was certainly the lynchpin of Venice’s economic success,

they had a diverse economy.

They also produced things like textiles and glass.

And in fact Venice is still known for its glass, but they couldn’t produce it without

a special ash that they used to make the colors.

And you’ll never guess where the ash came from.

The Ottomans.

Am I making you a better boyfriend yet?

You have to add to your partner’s life. You have to color their glass.

That sounds like a euphemism. but it’s not--

BACK TO HISTORY.

One last thing about Venice that makes it special,

at least for its time.

Venice was a republic,

not a monarchy or,

god forbid, an empire

So its leaders were elected, and had to answer to the populace,

well at least the property-owning male populace.

The ruler was the doge

and he got to live in a very nice house and wear a funny hat.

The Sultan of the Ottoman empire

also got to live in a nice house and wear a funny hat,

[not unlike Caddyshack-era pro golfers]

but there the similarities end.

To begin,

the Ottomans were an empire that lasted from around

1300 CE until 1919,

making it one of the longest-lasting and richest empires in world history.

The Ottomans managed to blend their pastoral nomadic roots with some very un-nomadic empire

building, and some really impressive architecture,

like this

and this

and this,

making them very different from, wait for it,

the Mongols.

[Screaming horns of fur-collared mayhem ensue]

The empire, or at least the dynasty,

was founded by Osman Bey, and Ottoman is a Latinization of Osmanli,

which basically means like the House of Osman.

No, Stan,

House,

y-, yes.

Oh my Gosh.

The Ottomans were greatest in the 15th and 16th centuries

under two famous sultans:

First, Mehmet the Conqueror ruled from 1451 to 1481

and expanded Ottoman control to the Balkans, which

is why there are Bosnian Muslims today.

But Ottoman expansion reached its greatest extent under

[counted 4 ottomans during height of our living room empire…]

Suleiman the Magnificent,

who ruled from 1520-1566.

He took valuable territory in Mesopotamia and Egypt,

thus securing control over the western parts of the Asian trade –

both overland and oversea.

He also defeated the king of Hungary and

laid siege to Vienna in 1526.

And he turned the Ottomans into a huge naval power.

Also, judging from his hat,

he had the largest brain in human history.

[Or an alien from the movie Mars Attacks! Hmm...]

The Ottomans basically controlled about half of

what the Romans controlled,

but it was much more valuable

because of all the Indian Ocean trade you’ll remember from last week.

So all this land brought a lot of wealth, but it needed to be ruled.

The Ottomans could have followed the Roman model,

where you send out generals and nobles to

rule over conquered territories,

or they could’ve demanded the allegiance of client kings

like the Persians, or

developed a civil service system like the Chinese,

but instead, they created an entirely new ruling class,

a system some historians call

a slave aristocracy.

So if you are a King,

one of your main problems is hereditary nobles, because

they always want to replace you, and they don’t want to give you your money,

& they want their ugly sons to marry your gorgeous daughters, etc.

One way to deal with this problem is to make them part of the government

so they feel included and shut up.

Another way is to kill them.

[Not very sportsman-like there, Vizzini.]

That’s what they usually do in Russia.

I’m whispering so Putin doesn’t hear me.

Ahh!

Putin!

[Much less scary when all topless and wanna-beefcakey atop a horse]

The Ottomans just bypassed the problem of hereditary nobles altogether by creating both

an army and a bureaucracy from scratch so they would be loyal only to the Sultan.

How?

The devshirme,

a program in which they kidnapped Christian boys,

converted them to Islam, and raised them either to be

members of an elite military force called the Janissaries,

or bureaucrats who would collect taxes and advise the Sultan.

Incidentally, which of those gigs would you prefer?

Because I think that says a lot about you as a person.

Either way, you weren’t allowed to have kids,

which prevented the whole hereditary nobles problem,

and also ensured that the Ottoman government would contain

quite a lot of Eunuchs.

[Professional Euchre players?]

Originally eunuchs probably only served as harem guards,

for obvious reasons,

[Harem girls love to play Euchre during their idle time?]

but emperors quickly realized that they would be more reliable than nobles as advisors and

administrators because their loyalties were less likely to be divided.

Oh,

it’s time for the Open Letter?

An Open Letter to Eunuchs,

But first,

let’s see what’s in the secret compartment today.

Oh, its a blow up globe.

See what quitting smoking will get you Me From the Past?

Hey there Ottoman Eunuchs,

How’s it hanging?

I’m just kidding, that was mean.

Listen, there’ve been eunuchs all around this great planet of ours.

But you’re special.

I’m not going to give you the details why, because they’re horrifying.

I’m just going to put a link to an article in the video info.

You started out being harem guards, Ottoman Eunuchs,

which is kind of an obvious gig for you,

but then you expanded.

As had happened in China, you made yourselves indispensable,

and you were often the center of palace intrigue.

In fact, few people in the Ottoman Empire were