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  • Last week , I issued a challenge.

    上週,我要求了一項挑戰。

  • I ask the parents of America to put a little holiday tricks on their children,

    我要求一些美國的父母對他們的小孩做一點惡作劇

  • We did this on halloween with candy and got a lot of response to it.

    我們之前在萬聖節做過一樣的事,而且有不少迴響。

  • So we did it again this time for christmas this time I asked the parents tell the kids

    所以我們想要在聖誕節再來一次,這次我要求這些父母告訴孩子

  • They are gonna let them open one present a few weeks early.

    他們可以提前幾個禮拜打開禮物

  • But instead of good present I said put something kids won't like in the box.

    但是禮物裡面並不是好禮物,反而會是那些小孩一定不喜歡的

  • and then upload the video of that to the youtube labeled

    然後把這些影片上傳到Youtube並標籤打上

  • "hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present."

    “ 嘿Jimmy Kimmel,我給我的小孩一個爛禮物 ”

  • And a lot of people did do this and they did give their kids terrible presents.

    有許多人做了這個惡作劇,而且真的給了小孩們爛禮物

  • and a lot of kids surprisingly reacted poorly to that

    有許多小孩出乎意料地對禮物感到失望。

  • What is it? Charlie?

    這是什麼?Charlie?

  • I don't like this.

    我不喜歡這個

  • What is it?

    這是什麼?

  • An old banana. An old banana?

    一根發黑的香蕉。一根發黑的香蕉?

  • Isn't that exciting?? NO.

    你覺得開心嗎?不。

  • What are you doing? Pushing it.

    你在做什麼?把香蕉推出來。

  • Wow, a battery and an onion .

    哇,一個電池和一個洋蔥。

  • What's wrong? Her don't want an onion.

    怎麼了嗎?她不想要洋蔥。

  • Did you smell your onion? Here, smell it.

    你有聞你的洋蔥了嗎?來,聞聞看。

  • I smelled it!

    我聞過了!

  • Eggs.

  • Open it.

    打開它

  • A hot dog.

    一根熱狗

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • I don't know. I tell it a book stickers.

    我不知道。我覺得是剪貼簿

  • I am not a girl.

    我不是女生

  • Me, I am not a boy.

    我不是男生

  • I am not a boy, either.

    我也不是男生

  • This is the worst present ever.

    這是我收過最糟的禮物。

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • Maresa, what do you tell me all the time about my cooking?

    Maresa,你總是說我的廚藝怎麼樣?

  • I love it.

    我很愛妳的手藝

  • You love my cooking, so I made you something.

    妳喜歡我的手藝,所以我做點吃的給你

  • Why it looks like...

    但它為什麼看起來像…

  • A sandwich that's like that.

    像是這種三明治

  • -You should appreci ... -I appreciate ..

    -你應該感…. -我很感謝。

  • I heard getting a surprise but I didn't know it will be like that.

    我知道我會得到一個驚喜,但我不知道那會像是這個

  • A sandwich of mine.

    屬於我的三明治…?

  • I love your cooking when you cook like dinners.

    我喜歡當妳在做晚飯的手藝

  • like hot pockets or lumpia....something like that.

    像是一些袋餅跟其他類似的東西

  • not just a sandwich, I don't want to eat all of it.

    不只是一個三明治,我不想要把它吃掉

  • Maresa, so you don't want that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - I'll eat it.

    Maresa, 所以你不想要那個花生果凍三明治?喔,真的嗎?

  • -I don't like it very much. -I'll eat it !

    -我實在不太喜歡。-我會把它吃掉!

  • Open it up.

    打開它

  • You don't want that for Christmas?

    你不想要那個聖誕節禮物嗎?

  • You stinky parents!

    你們真是討厭的父母!

  • Take this back.

    把它拿回去

  • Take it back where? This is yours.

    要拿去哪裡?這是你的東西了

  • I wanna refund!

    我要退貨!

  • It's a half-bitten sandwich.

    一個吃一半的三明治!

  • Isn't that what you asked for?

    這不是你想要的嗎?

  • NO. I asked for the toy.

    對!我要的是一個玩具。

  • What would you say about Santa?

    你覺得Santa怎麼樣?

  • He put me on the naughty list.

    他把我放進了惡作劇名單!

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • Because you gave me a stupid organic chair.

    因為你們給我一個蠢斃的有機椅子!

  • What did you get, Jason?

    你拿到什麼啊?Jason?

  • Some black bean cheese and a waffle house hat.

    一些黑豆起司和鬆餅屋的帽子!

  • What's in there?

    那裡面有什麼?

  • A potato. Oh, you got a Mr.potato head.

    一個馬鈴薯。喔!你拿到了馬鈴薯先生的頭!

  • They're from santa.

    他們是聖誕老公公送來的。

  • They're not. Santa didn't have those things.

    他們才不是。聖誕老公公沒有這些東西。

  • You, I saw you and the car in the garage.

    我看到你和車子一起在車庫裡。

  • those things were not from santa claus.

    那些東西才不是聖誕老公公送來的

  • Are you upset?

    你很難過嗎?

  • You stupid parents. I hate you. I hate you all.

    你們是愚蠢的父母,我討厭你們,我討厭你們全部!

  • What? I got ponies?

    什麼?我拿到小馬?

  • That was your great grandpa's .....

    那是你曾祖父的...

  • I got ponies?

    我拿到小馬?

  • What's up guys? What's wrong?

    大夥兒,怎麼了?

  • You're not excited about your present? I got ponies.

    你們不喜歡你們的禮物嗎?我拿到小馬

  • I don't want ponies, they are for girls.

    我不喜歡小馬,這是給女生的禮物

  • Mine is a stupid book.

    我的禮物是一本蠢斃的書

  • look, we thought really hard about what to get you.

    聽著,我們真的想了很久要給你們什麼禮物。

  • Why you didn't do a very good job?

    你們為什麼沒有做得很好?

  • This is the worst Christmas I've ever had.

    這是我有過最糟的聖誕節

  • A stapler?

    一個釘書機?

  • Trenersa, what you get?

    Trenersa,你拿到什麼?

  • Cookbook.

    食譜

  • Myle, what you get?

    Myle, 你拿到什麼?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道

  • It's an invisible fence for your dog.

    這是一個給你的小狗的隱形防護網

  • was it don't joke?

    這是一個笑話嗎?

  • What Jimmy Kimmel called me to do it.

    Jimmy Kimmel 叫我做的。

  • I'll tell him suck my balls.

    我會叫他吸我的XX

  • noted.

    注意

  • I need to say. If Santa can give that kid anything, he is fired, he is done.

    我必須說。如果聖誕老公公會給小孩所有東西,他一定會被炒,他就完蛋了。

  • He had no credibility anymore.

    他已經沒有任何信用了

Last week , I issued a challenge.

上週,我要求了一項挑戰。

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