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  • (ticking)

    (時鐘滴答響)

  • (sigh)

    (嘆氣)

  • - I guess I'll check Facebook?

    我猜我會檢查Facebook?

  • (door opening)

    (門被打開)

  • - Well, well, well.

    好,好,好。

  • - Knock, knock.

    敲,敲

  • - [Man In White Hat] Looks like somebody's

    [戴白帽子的男人] 看來有人正在

  • checking Facebook, huh?

    逛Facebook,對嗎?

  • - Oh my God, it's the Facebook algorithm.

    我的天哪,是Facebook演算法。

  • - Who?

    誰?

  • - They control everything, the feed,

    他們控制每件事,動態。

  • what you see, what you don't see.

    你所看的貼文,你所不看的貼文

  • - What's it to ya?

    妳在幹嘛啊?

  • - Nothing.

    沒甚麼。

  • I deleted my account, I swear.

    我刪除我的帳號了,我發誓。

  • - Arf!

    噢!

  • (whimpering)

    (碎碎念)

  • - Goodbye, Siobhan.

    再見,Siobhan。

  • - Hmm, this a nice place you got here.

    恩,妳這個地方很不錯。

  • Oh, yeah, real nice place.

    噢耶,真是個好地方。

  • - Thanks?

    謝謝?

  • - Hey, do me a quick favor.

    嘿,可以快速幫我一個忙嗎?

  • Take a look at this article.

    看一下這篇文章。

  • - Strawberries are bad for you,

    藍莓對你有害,

  • but not for the reasons you think

    但並非因為那些你想的原因?

  • - Yeah, what do you think of that?

    對,你覺得這篇文章如何?

  • - It's okay?

    還可以?

  • - Okay?

    可以?

  • Are you sure you don't like it?

    妳真得確定不喜歡這篇文章?

  • Be a real shame if you didn't like it.

    真是羞恥妳竟然不喜歡這篇文章。

  • - I like it.

    我喜歡。

  • I like it, it's good, I like it!

    我喜歡,這篇文章很好,我喜歡!

  • - Oh, you hear that?

    噢,你們有聽到嗎?

  • She likes it!

    她喜歡這篇文章!

  • - She's a fan.

    她是粉絲。

  • - [Man In White Hat] She likes the article.

    [戴白帽的男子] 她喜歡這篇文章。

  • Well, if you like it so much,

    恩,如果你這麼喜歡這篇文章,

  • here's a hundred more.

    這邊還有數以百計的文章。

  • - Oh, my God!

    噢,我的天!

  • That is so many articles.

    這裡有好多篇文章。

  • - You're welcome.

    不客氣。

  • - I don't...

    我不......

  • Look, I just went on Facebook

    聽著,我只是在Facebook 線上,

  • to see how my best friend from England is doing.

    確認我還自英國的最好的朋友過的如何。

  • - Oh, your friend from England.

    噢,你的朋友來自英國。

  • - [Man In White Hat] Friend from England.

    [戴白帽的男子] 來自英國的朋友。

  • - Oh, is this your friend from England right here?

    噢,這就是你來自英國的朋友嗎?

  • - Yeah.

    對。

  • - Wow, very pretty girl.

    哇,很漂亮的女孩。

  • You don't see her anymore!

    妳再也見不到她了!

  • (laughter)

    (大笑)

  • - [ Man In White Hat] Hey, ask her what else

    [戴白帽的男子] 嘿,問問她其他的問題。

  • she wants to see, yeah?

    她想看,對嗎?

  • - I'm going to, you idiot.

    我正要這麼做,你這個笨蛋。

  • Excuse me,mademoiselle.

    不好意思,小姐。

  • You have anything else you would like to view?

    妳有任何其它想看的東西嗎?

  • - Um, my friend Rachel just had a baby.

    呃,我的朋友芮秋剛生小孩。

  • - Oh, her friend Rachel.

    噢,她的朋友芮秋阿。

  • - Her friend Rachel, wow.

    她的朋友芮秋,哇。

  • She had a baby, okay.

    她有個小孩,好。

  • You wanna see a picture of her baby?

    妳想要看她小孩的照片嗎?

  • - Yes?

    對?

  • - Okay, how bout a picture

    好,那一張

  • of your high school bully's baby

    在高中霸凌妳的人的小孩的照片如何阿 ?

  • (laughing)

    (大笑)

  • - I'm not even friends with her!

    我甚至跟她不是朋友 !

  • - Yes you are!

    是,妳是!

  • - Oh, you friended her way back when

    噢,妳在之前有加她好友,

  • and just forgot about it,

    只是妳忘記了,

  • and we brought it up again for no reason.

    我們會讓妳想起,不為任何理由。

  • - God, she looks just like her.

    天哪,她就像她。

  • That's so many bad memories.

    這裡面有好多壞的記憶。

  • - Hey, let me do it.

    嘿,讓我這麼做好了。

  • I'm your friend, see.

    我是妳的朋友,妳看。

  • I'll show you whatever you wanna see, see?

    我會秀給妳任何妳想看的東西,懂嗎?

  • What d'ya wanna see?

    妳想看甚麼呢?

  • - My friend Avery

    我的朋友Avery

  • just got a puppy.

    剛養了一隻小狗。

  • Maybe a video of the puppy?

    或許小狗的影片?

  • - Okay.

    好。

  • - Okay?

    好?

  • - Okay.

    好?

  • - Okay, okay.

    好,好。

  • - But first, you gotta look at 50 articles

    但首先,妳必須先看50篇文章

  • your friend's mother shared about mercury in vaccines.

    妳朋友的媽媽分享有關疫苗中的汞。

  • - No!

    不 !

  • (laughing)

    (大笑)

  • No, why, why are you doing this to me?

    不,為什麼,你們為何這樣對我?

  • - Cause we're protecting you!

    因為我們在保護妳!

  • - [Man In Gold Hat] Yeah, we're protecting you.

    [帶金色帽子男人] 對,我們正在保護妳。

  • - I just wanna go back to the old linear timeline.

    我只是想要回去舊的時序動態。

  • - [Man In White Hat] Hey, we all have wants.

    [帶金色帽子的男人] 對,我們都有渴望。

  • And if you want people to be able to see

    而如果妳想要別人能關注

  • your little YouTubes,

    妳的小小YouTube平台,

  • you best throw us some dough, okay?

    妳最好給我們一點錢,好嗎?

  • - Oh, no.

    噢,不。

  • All right, we'll be back next week.

    好了。我們下星期再 回來。

  • We'll see ya then.

    到時候見。

  • Toodles.

    再見。

  • (gasp)

    (喘氣)

  • (door closing)

    (門關起)

  • - Well, I guess I still have Instagram.

    恩,我猜我還有Instagram。

  • (shouting)

    (大叫)

  • - You didn't think it'd be that easy, huh?

    妳不會認為事情有這麼簡單吧,蛤 ?

  • - Hi, I'm Siobhan from College Humor.

    哈囉,我是來自幽默大學的Siobhan。

  • Click over here to subscribe,

    點這裡來訂閱。

  • and click here for more fun stuff,

    然後點這裡以獲得更多有趣的東西。

  • ya filthy animals.

    骯髒的動物們。

  • I was abandoned in this office

    我被父母親遺棄在這間辦公室。

  • when I was ten years old by my parents.

    當我還只有10歲大時。

  • I've only eaten pizza for such a long time.

    在一段很長的時間裡,我只有披薩可以吃。

  • I think I have scurvy.

    我猜我有壞血病。

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