to talk about Islam, which like Christianity and Judaism grew up on the east coast of the

Mediterranean but unlike Christianity and Judaism is not terribly well understood in

the West. For instance, you probably know what this is and what this is, you probably

don’t know what that is. Google it.

Mr. Green Mr. Green why do you think people know so little about Islamic history?

Did you just ask an interesting non-annoying question, me from the past? I think we don’t

know about early Islamic history because we don’t learn about it, me from the past,

because we don’t learn about it, because we’re taught that our history is the story

of Christianity in Europe, when in fact our history is the story of people on the planet,

so let’s try to learn something today.

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So in less than 200 years Islam went from not existing to being the religious and political

organizing principal of one of the largest empires in the world.

And that story begins in the 7th century CE when the angel Gabriel appeared to Muhammad,

a 40-ish guy who made his living as a caravan trader and told him to begin reciting the

word of God.

Initially, this freaked Muhammad out, as, you know, it would—but then his wife and

a couple of other people encouraged him and slowly he came to accept the mantle as prophet.

A few things to know about the world Islam entered: First, Muhammad’s society was intensely

tribal. He was a member of the Quraysh tribe, living in Mecca and tribal ties were extremely

important.

Also, at the time, the Arabian peninsula was like this crazy religious melting pot. Like

most tribal Arabs worshipped gods very similar to the Mesopotamian gods you’ll remember

from episode 3.

And by the time of Muhammad, cult statutes of many of those gods had been collected in

his hometown of Mecca in this temple-like structure called the Kaaba.

But Arabia was also a home for monotheisms like Christianity and Judaism, even a bit

of Zoroastrianism. So the message that there was only god wouldn’t have been like as

surprising to Muhammad as it was, for instance, to Abraham.

Also, and this will become very important, the northern part of Arabia was sandwiched

between the Byzantine Empire and the Persian Sassanian Empire—and you’ll remember,

those guys were always fighting. They were like snowboarders and skiers, or like the

Westboro Baptist Church and everyone else.

At its core, Islam is what we call a radical reforming religion—just like Jesus and Moses

sought to restore Abrahamic monotheism after what they perceived as straying, so too did

Muhammad.

Muslims believe that God sent Muhammad as the final prophet to bring people back to

the one true religion, which involves the worship of, and submission to, a single and

all-powerful God.

The Quran also acknowledges Abraham and Moses and Jesus among others as prophets, but it’s

very different from the Hebrew and Christian bibles:

For one thing it’s much less narrative, but also its

the written record of the revelations Muhammad received—which means its not written from

the point of view of people, it is seen as the actual word of God.

The Quran is a really broad-ranging text, but it returns again and again to a couple

themes. One is strict monotheism and the other is the importance of taking care of those

less fortunate than you. The Quran, says of the good person

spends his substance—however much he himself may cherish it—upon his near of kin, and

the orphans, and the needy, and the wayfarer, and the beggars, and for the freeing of human

beings from bondage.

These revelations also radically increased the rights of women and orphans, which was

one of the reasons why Mohammad’s tribal leaders weren’t that psyched about them.

To talk more about Islamic faith and practice, let’s go to the Thought Bubble.

The five pillars of Islam are the basic acts considered obligatory, at least by Sunni Muslims.

First is the shahada or the profession of the faith:

There is no god but god and Muhammad is God’s prophet, which is sometimes translated as

“There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is Allah’s prophet”, which tries to make

Muslims sound other and ignores the fact that the Arabic word for god—whether you are

Christian or Jewish or Muslim—is Allah.

Second, salat, or ritual prayer five times a day—at dawn, noon, afternoon, sunset,

and late evening—which are obligatory unless you haven’t hit puberty, are too sick, or

are menstruating. Keep it PG, ThoughtBubble.

Third, sawm, the month-long fast during the month of Ramadan, in which Muslims do not

eat or drink or smoke cigarettes during daylight hours.

Since Ramadan is a lunar-calendar month, it moves around the seasons, and obviously it’s

most fun during the winter, when days are shorter, and least fun during the summer,

when days are both long and hot.

Fourth is zakat, or almsgiving, in which non-poor Muslims are required to give a percentage

of their income to the poor,

and lastly hajj, the pilgrimage to Mecca that Muslims must try to fulfill at least once

in their lives, provided they are healthy and have enough money.

And there’s also more to understanding Islam than just knowing the Quran. Like Judaism

with its Talmud, and Christianity with its lives of saints and writings of Church fathers,

Islam has supplementary sacred texts, chief among which is the hadith, a collection of

sayings and stories about the Prophet.

Thanks ThoughtBubble. Oh, it’s time for the open letter? [rolls to velvet throne]

Magic.

An Open Letter to the 72 Virgins. Oh, but first let’s check what’s in the Secret

Compartment. Huh, it’s Andre the Giant. Did you know that Andre the Giant died a virgin-

is a fact that I made up?

Dear 72 Virgins,

Hey there, it’s me, John Green. Did you know that not all hadiths were created equal?

Some sayings of the Prophet are really well sourced. like for instance, a good friend

or a relative heard the Prophet say something and then it ended up as a hadith.

But some hadiths are terribly sourced like, not to be irreverent, but some of it is like

middle school gossip; like Rachel told Rebekah that her sister’s brother’s friend kissed

Justin Bieber on the face.

And the vast majority of Muslims don’t treat terribly sourced hadiths as scripture.

And the idea that you go to heaven and get 72 virgins is not in the Quran; it’s in

a terribly sourced hadith so it is my great regret to inform you, 72 Virgins, that in

the eyes of almost all Muslims you do not exist.

Best wishes, John Green

One more thing about Islam: Like Christianity and Judaism, it has a body of law. You might

have heard of it - it’s called sharia.

Although we tend to think of sharia as this single set of laws that all Muslims follow,

that’s ridiculous; there are numerous competing interpretations of sharia, just as there are

within any legal tradition.

So people who embraced this worldview were called Muslims, because they submitted to

the will of God, and they became part of the umma, or community of believers.

This would be a good moment for an Uma Thurman joke, but sadly she is no longer famous. I’m

sorry if you’re watching this, Uma Thurman.

Being part of the umma trumped all other ties, including tribal ties, which got Muhammad

into some trouble and brings us, at last, back to history.

So as Muhammad’s following in Mecca grew, the umma aroused the suspicion of the most

powerful tribe, the Quraysh.

And it didn’t matter that Muhammad himself was born into the Quraysh tribe because he

wouldn’t shut up about how there was only one God, which was really bad news to the

Quraysh tribe because they managed the pilgrimage trade in Mecca, and if all those gods were

false, it would be a disaster economically.

—although come to think of it, in the end the Meccan pilgrimage business turned out

just fine.

So the Quraysh forced Muhammad and his followers out of Mecca in 622 CE, and they headed to

Yithrab, also known as Medina.

This journey, also know as the hijra, is so important that it marks year 0 in the Islamic

calendar.

In Medina, Muhammad severed the religion’s ties to Judaism, turning the focus of prayer

away from Jerusalem to Mecca.

Also in Medina, the Islamic community started to look a lot more like a small empire than

like a church. Like, Jesus never had a country to run.

But Muhammad did almost from the beginning. And in addition to being an important prophet,

he was a good general and in 630, the Islamic community took back Mecca.

They destroyed the idols in the kabaa, and soon Islam was as powerful a political force

in the region as it was a religious one.

And it’s because the political and religious coexisted from the beginning, that there’s

no separate tradition of civic and religious law like there is in Christianity and Judaism.

Also, vitally, Islam was available to everyone from the moment of its founding, making it

very different from Judaism and even from Christianity—which you’ll remember debated

for generations whether to be inclusive.

—and more importantly than separating Islam from other monotheisms, that really separated

Islam from the tribalism in Arabia.

So then when Muhammad died in 632 CE, there wasn’t a religious vacuum left behind: Muhammad

was the final prophet, the revelation of the Quran would continue to guide the umma throughout

their lives.

But the community did need a political leader, a caliph. And the first caliph was Abu Bakr,

Muhammad’s father-in-law, who was not without his opponents:

Many people wanted Ali, Muhammad’s son-in-law, to lead the community. And although he did

become the fourth caliph, that initial disagreement—to radically oversimplify because we only have

ten minutes—began the divide between the two of the major sects of Islam: Suuni and

Shi’a.

And even today, Sunnis Muslims believe Abu Bakr was rightly elected the first caliph

and Shi’a Muslims believe it should’ve been Ali.

To Sunnis, the first four caliphs—Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthman, and Ali— are known as the

Rightly Guided Caliphs, and many of the conservative movements in the Islamic world today are all

about trying to restore the Islamic world to those glory days, which—like most glory

days—were not unambiguously glorious.

Abu Bakr stabilized the community after Muhammad’s death, and began the process of recording

the Quran in writing,

And started the military campaigns against the Byzantine and Sassanian Empires that within

116 years would allow the Islamic Empire to go from this to this.

His successor Umar was both an uncommonly good general and a brilliant administrator

but like so many other great men, he proved terrible at avoiding assassination.

Which led to the caliphate of Uthman, who standardized the Quran and continued both

his predecessor’s tradition of conquest and his predecessor’s tradition of getting

assassinated.

Then Ali finally got his turn at caliph, but his ascension was very controversial, and

it ultimately led to a civil war.

Which eventually led to the emergence of Uthman’s tribe, the Umayyads, as the dynasty ruling

over an ever-expanding Islamic Empire for more than a hundred years.

It’s common to hear that in these early years Islam quote spread by the sword, and

that’s partly true, unless you are—wait for it—

the Mongols.

Actually, as usual, the truth is more complicated:Many people, including the Mongols but also including

lots of people in Central and East Asia, embraced Islam without any military campaigns.

And in fact, the Quran says that religion must not be an act of compulsion, but this

much is true: The early Islamic empire was really good at winning wars.

And situated as they were between two very wealthy empires—the Byzantines and the Sassanians—there

was plenty to fight for.

First to fall was the Sassanians, the last non-Muslim successor to the Persian Empire.

They were relatively easy pickings because they’d been fighting the Byzantines for

like 300 years and were super tired. Also they’d been recently struck by plague.

Plague, man, I’m telling you; It’s like the red tortoise shell of history.

But in those early days they did pry away some valuable territory like Egypt and the

holy land and eventually they got into Spain.

Where various Muslim dynasties would entrench themselves until being expelled in 1492.

But as a good as they were at making war, it’s still tempting to chalk up the Arabs’

success to, you know, the will of God.

And certainly a lot of the people they conquered felt that way. Wars in this part of the world

didn’t just pit people against each other, they also pitted their gods against each other.

So while the Islamic Empire didn’t require its subjects to convert to Islam, their stunning

successes certainly convinced a lot of people that this monotheism thing was legit.

Once again, John Green proving super hip to the slang of today’s young’ns.

Also, you paid lower taxes if you converted, and just as taxes on cigarettes lead to people

not wanting to smoke, taxes on worshipping your idols lead to people not wanting to worship

them anymore.

So in a period of time that was, historically speaking, both remarkably recent and remarkably

short, a small group of people from an area of the world with no natural resources managed

to create one of the great empires of the world and also one of its great religions.