Name: 【艾倫秀】如果你的前男／女友傳簡訊給你...？(Texts from Your Ex)
Uploaded: 2020-05-08T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 1 min 46 s

基礎數量詞

How many of you have ever texted your ex?

頻率副詞

Alright, usually it involves a little bit of a...

好吧，通常會做出這種蠢事是因為...

在 Instagram 上，有個人想了相當好的點子。

They have collected text conversations and put together an account called "Texts from Your Ex".

他收集了很多聊天紀錄，然後開了個叫做「前任傳的簡訊」的帳號。

They make me very, very happy that I'm married.

讓我非常、非常欣慰我已經結婚了。

I was hoping you'd come back to me and help me take care of her.

我希望你能回到我身邊，跟我一起照顧牠。

我又沒說那張照片是那隻貓咪。

It just looks like that. I haven't gotten it yet.

我毀了我生命中最美好的事情。

I ran away from my best friend and I'm paying for it dearly.

我拋棄了我最好的朋友，而我現在正為此付出極大代價。

I feel like I will never find someone like you, and this is entirely based on my insane mind.

我覺得我永遠不會找到另一個跟你一樣完美的人了，而這完全是我發了神經的後果。

我覺得空虛，而你也離開我了。

或許永遠離我而去了。我真是該死的白痴。

我想要當最後說再見的人，不要再回了。

To see more, go check out "Texts from My Ex" on Instagram.

如果想看更多爆笑內容，請上 Instagram 搜尋「前任傳的簡訊」。