I've been trying to think of like really cool videos,

我一直在努力思考 像真正的酷的視頻。

so I can do like while I'm here in Canada with Belle.

這樣我就能在加拿大和貝兒在一起的時候，做一些事情。

I was looking some of my friends videos, and I got really cool idea from my friend, Hannah,

我在看我朋友的一些視頻，我從我的朋友漢娜那裡得到了一個很酷的想法。

who has a sweet channel that you should check out, I will put it here,

誰有一個甜美的頻道，你應該看看，我會把它在這裡。

she mainly does like rap, song covers, and she's so awesome,

她主要是喜歡說唱，歌曲翻唱，她是如此真棒。

and so yes check out her channel.

所以是的，看看她的頻道。

But she has a really cool video, was doing the same with her brother,

但她有一個非常酷的視頻，是和她的哥哥做一樣的。

and she asks same what he thinks these Japanese words mean,

她問同樣的問題，他認為這些日語單詞是什麼意思。

and the words sound like English, but to English speakers,

和單詞聽起來像英語，但對英語使用者來說。

they don't normally make much sense.

他們通常沒有多少意義。

So I'm gonna test on Val today. Yeah.

所以我今天要對瓦爾進行測試。是啊。

This should be interesting. I got a list on my iPhone, that I gonna look at.

這應該是有趣的。我的iPhone上有一份名單，我要去看看。

OK, are you ready?

好了，你準備好了嗎？

Alright. Ready.

好了，好了準備好了

Sarari-man

薩拉里人

What?

什麼？

Salamander?

蠑螈？

Close.

關閉。

- Really? - No.

- 真的嗎？- 不知道

Think of English words they could sound like.

想一想他們的英語單詞可能聽起來像什麼。

- It's two words. - Oh, it is.

- 這是兩個字。- 哦，是的。

- Oh man is one of them. - Two English words put together.

- 哦，男人是其中之一。- 兩個英文單詞放在一起。

Santa?

聖誕老人？

Saturday?

星期六？

OK, it's salary man. It's what they're going for.

好吧，這是工資的人。這就是他們的目的。

What? What's that even mean?

什麼？ 什麼意思？那是什麼意思？

Even though I said that you don't know?

即使我說你不知道？

It's an "office worker", so like a guy has office job.

這是一個 "辦公人員"，所以像一個人有辦公室工作。

OK, we fail.

好吧，我們失敗了。

Number 2.

二號。

furi-ta-

furi-ta-

houdini

胡迪尼

What?

什麼？

Fruit.

果實。

- Nope. - We're not gonna get out of this.

- 不，我們不會離開這裡的。

Probably not.

可能不會

Can you say normal?

你能說正常嗎？

I don't even know what this would be cuz we don't have it in English. Freeter?

我甚至不知道這將是什麼，因為我們沒有它的英語。Freeter？

It doesn't even help.

它甚至沒有幫助。

Part-time worker.

非全時工人；

You see the connection here?

你看到這裡的聯繫了嗎？

Btw, I'm also an Italian, so partially it sells. I want that excuse.

順便說一下，我也是意大利人，所以部分是賣的。我想要這個藉口。

no-to pasokon

不到帕索康

Notebook.

筆記本。

Oh my god, wait, so close.

哦，我的上帝，等待，如此接近。

Computer. Yes!

電腦。是的！

We got one! One for Val.

我們得到了一個！一個給瓦爾

konsento

賬戶

Condom?

安全套？

Consent.

同意：

Yeah, that's the word, that's the word coming from.

對，就是這個詞，就是這個詞來的。

OK, so you're allowed to do something.

好吧，所以你可以做一些事情。

Umm, it's a noun.

呃，這是一個名詞。

Consignment store?

寄售店？

This one's hard. I don't think you're gonna get it.

這個很難我不認為你會得到它。

Consensual.

兩廂情願的。

I completely forgot the real English word for this, cuz I've been using this word.

我完全忘記了真正的英文單詞，因為我一直在用這個詞。

Outlet. Like the outlet on the wall, like plug-in thing.

插座。就像牆上的插座一樣，像插電式的東西。

It doesn't sound anything near English.

聽起來一點也不像英語。

What does consent come from? I don't know.

同意是怎麼來的？我不知道。

danbo-ru

簞食壺漿

- Donuts? - Nope.

- 甜甜圈？- 不對

What is this coming from?

這是什麼來頭？

How does it even taken from English?

怎麼會連英文都拿出來？

- Is it kind of an animal? - Nope.

- 它是一種動物嗎？- 不是

Cardboard box.

紙板箱。

That makes sense now.

這下有道理了。

Oh I really like this one.

哦，我真的很喜歡這個。

hocchikisu

餺飥

- Oh hot kiss! Right? - No.

- 哦，熱吻！對不對？- 不對

- Hoochie mama? - Noooo.

- 呼奇媽媽？- 不

It's something... It's a school supply.

這是什麼...這是一個學校用品。

It's a paperclip?

這是一個回形針？

Oh that's... that's actually really close.

哦，那是... ... 這實際上是非常接近。

- A clip. Just like black... - No.

- 一個夾子。就像黑...- ぃ

- A binder? - No.

- 粘合劑？- 不知道

I don't know I'm just guessing all the school supplies, just naming them all.

我不知道我只是猜測所有的學習用品，只是點名而已。

Stapler.

訂書機。

It's the name of the guy that made the stapler, that invented the stapler.

這是做訂書機的人的名字，是他發明了訂書機。

- See, no one knows that, so you can't say... - Nobody cares.

- 你看，沒有人知道，所以你不能說... ...- 沒有人關心。

You can't say hocchikisu to English speaking people,

你不能對說英語的人說hocchikisu。

they'll have no idea what you're talking about.

他們會不知道你在說什麼。

kanningu

佳能企鵝

Is it sexual?

是性愛嗎？

- Can't tell you. - Cunnilingus?

- 不能告訴你。- 舔陰？

I knew you're gonna guess that, I saw that coming.

我就知道你會猜到的，我就知道會這樣。

I think about that every time I hear this word,

每次聽到這個詞，我都會想到這個問題。

and people say all the time.

和人們說所有的時間。

I'm sorry if it doesn't mean that it should.

如果不是應該的意思，我很抱歉。

Cheating on a test.

考試作弊。

- Cheating!? - So people say like all the time at school.

- 作弊！？- 所以人們說像在學校裡經常。

ekisu

ekisu

Gross soup.

毛湯。

What? What?

什麼？ - 什麼？怎麼了？

Key chain.

鑰匙鏈。

- Kiss? - Nope.

- 吻？- 不對

For example like lemon ekisu or mint ekisu

比如說，像檸檬赤素或薄荷赤素等

Syrup? Juice? Lemon juice? Lemon tea?

糖漿？檸檬汁？檸檬汁？檸檬茶？

- Extract. - Okay, okay, that's close.

- 摘錄。- 好吧，好吧，這是接近。

uinka-

uinka-

- Wink. - Nope.

- Wink.- 不對

- Wanker. - How I even translate that?

- Wanker.- 我怎麼翻譯的？

Just write down white person that tries to be black.

只要寫下試圖成為黑人的白人。

Is that a wigger?

那是個黑鬼嗎？

I think we're both off.

我想我們倆都有問題。

It comes from winker, yeah, but it's not winker.

它來自溫克，是的，但它不是溫克。

Aww, sorry, I really don't know about this one.

啊，對不起，這個我真的不知道。

Turn signal.

轉向燈。

The blinker.

眨眼器。

It's called blinker, if you say blinker, we'll understand.

這叫閃爍，如果你說閃爍，我們就明白了。

Okay, the last one. You'll gonna get this one, and you'll get one point.

好吧，最後一個。你會得到這一個，你會得到一個點。

chakku

雀鳥

Throw up.

扔了吧

Oh you say that, don't you?

哦，你說的，不是嗎？

Throw something?

扔東西？

Check something?

檢查什麼？

It's a ... part of clothing.

這是......衣服的一部分。

It doesn't help me.

這對我沒有幫助。

Clothes? Oh sorry, shoes?

衣服？哦，對不起，鞋子？

Starts with the "z".

以 "z "開頭。

Zipper.

拉鍊。

Yes! Half a piont.

是的，半斤八兩。

Alright, Val gets one out of 10.

好吧，瓦爾得到了一個10分。

You know what, Japanese is nowhere near English.

你知道嗎，日語和英語差遠了。

Honestly, I'm surprise you got one, like no-to pasokon

老實說，我很驚訝你得到了一個，像沒有到pasokon。

is really far from like lap top or notebook computer.

是真正的遠離像膝上型或筆記本電腦。

So good work.

那麼好的工作。

Alright, thanks for watching guys. Bye!

好了，謝謝大家的觀看。拜拜！