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  • - Finish your (bleep) drinks.

  • (gong)

  • (orchestral music)

  • Alcohol.

  • - Whoa.

  • I like getting drunk,

  • I hate hangovers.

  • - Everything hurts.

  • - Try Guys are gonna try different alcohols

  • and compare them.

  • - We wanna see how different alcohols affect us.

  • - Four weekends.

  • Four types of alcohol.

  • - Watch out.

  • - [Keith] This is science, ladies and gentlemen.

  • Barely science.

  • - There's a lot of myths about alcohol intake

  • and there are some tips that you could use to be safer

  • that are based on research.

  • - Chaos.

  • - How're we gonna measure the quality of our drunkenness?

  • - One: How turnt are you?

  • Did I say that right?

  • How turnt?

  • - Two: The hangover.

  • How (bleep) do you feel the next morning.

  • - And three: The personal factor.

  • - My third factor is how hungry I get.

  • - I notoriously get wild and crazy when I get drunk.

  • - When I go out drinking with my wife,

  • we go home early.

  • - How much I talk to girls.

  • (offscreen whooping)

  • Do I...

  • Havin' fun with a bicycle

  • - [Keith] My favorite thing is beer.

  • You can just sit back, drink beer,

  • have good conversations.

  • - [Voiceover] Oh come on.

  • - [Eugene] We decided to move our drinking to a brewery.

  • - Beer contains more carbohydrates and calories

  • than some of the other alcohols.

  • - It's a conversational drink.

  • - It's so nice.

  • - It's a drink to be had with friends.

  • - So silly.

  • - It's absorbed more slowly

  • because the other calories that're being worked on.

  • - I wanted to kick off a little steam,

  • but I wanted to take it easy.

  • - I was (bleep) bored out of my mind.

  • Let's just continue drinking

  • and see where the night takes us.

  • (yelling)

  • - [Zach] This is the thing that Eugene does

  • is that, when he's drunk he just (bleep) leaves.

  • - It's not that I'm bored,

  • it's just that people are boring.

  • - We're his friends.

  • - We're his friends and playing Jenga.

  • - (bleep) Jenga.

  • (bleeps)

  • - [Keith] Ned was barely drinking.

  • - [Ned] I'm turnt city.

  • - [Keith] He wasn't drunk,

  • but he was so like, drunk.

  • - I feel hammered.

  • - Keith's hunger factor was good.

  • - [Keith] I get hungry guys.

  • I love to eat.

  • - [Eugene] Zach had negative girl points.

  • I don't think Zach talked to one woman the entire night.

  • And I talked to maybe 50.

  • - [Zach] Beer night overall, it was okay for me.

  • I didn't get too drunk,

  • I wasn't too outgoing,

  • actually, now that I'm saying this out loud,

  • it was pretty awful for me.

  • But no hangover, hey.

  • - [Keith] Good beer night.

  • - Good beer night.

  • - So we're about to go meet

  • at Chris Reinacher's birthday party.

  • - [Ketih] Let's get crunkified.

  • - To really do the test to see which would cause

  • the worst hangover,

  • you've gotta make sure that you're giving the person

  • equal amounts of alcohol in that beverage.

  • - [Zach] That's definitely more than a shot.

  • Very scientific.

  • - [Keith] Vodka sucks.

  • It's just (bleep) rotten potato juice.

  • - [Eugene] But I always associate it with

  • a really hardcore college party.

  • There's a gong in this house.

  • - Vodka night got crazy.

  • Vodka night got too crazy.

  • - Everyone get in the tub with me.

  • - Binge drinking can be very dangerous

  • and that's where someone takes a large amount of alcohol

  • in one day, in one sitting, or in one evening.

  • (laughter)

  • - I don't actually know how many drinks I had.

  • - This is out of control.

  • - Are you guys doing a weird experiment

  • at my birthday party?

  • - Yes.

  • (gong rings)

  • - Everyone take a shot.

  • - Something went horribly wrong last night.

  • - Vodka, duh.

  • - [Dr.Keith] That's where accidents may happen,

  • people's judgement

  • and their physical coordination is impaired.

  • - Mango chutney.

  • - I ate four sandwiches.

  • I became activated immediately.

  • - How many girls have you talked to?

  • - [Zach] I have talked to a few.

  • By Eugene.

  • - Where did he go?

  • - [Zach] Where does he ever go?

  • - [Eugene] Goodbye try guys at house party.

  • - Do you wanna bring them?

  • - [Eugene] They are not gonna go to the strip club.

  • - Why?

  • I am going to a strip club, will you guys come?

  • - What, no, we can't go to a strip club.

  • - Oh God we went to a strip club.

  • - Well I woke up this morning

  • with all of my makeup still on.

  • And this in my purse.

  • On vodka, there's only one thing you can do.

  • And it's go to a mother (bleep) strip club.

  • - [Zach] Sure enough, Eugene and Kelsey disappear

  • within fifteen minutes.

  • - We're super (bleep) cool.

  • - Vodka makes you irresponsible.

  • I drank more than I expected to,

  • stayed out way later than I expected to.

  • Being in a party environment

  • encouraged me to rage more with my friends.

  • - Night phone.

  • - They took all of my covers.

  • Dogs, stop being dogs.

  • - Quite frankly we don't know

  • what the underlying cause of the hangover is.

  • (groans)

  • - I don't think I drank enough water.

  • - Your thinking and your judgement

  • and your motor skills are impaired.

  • - [Keith] The doggies keep running on my face

  • when I take my face out.

  • - I feel pretty great.

  • No hangover at all.

  • (groaning)

  • Headed to a workout.

  • - I myself was surprised to find out

  • that there's a fair number of automobile accidents

  • that occur when they're suffering from a bad hangover.

  • - [Eugene] Do you guys like sleeping with Keith?

  • - Yes we love to keep him awake.

  • (orchestral music)

  • - Wine makes me want to be fancy.

  • - It's our third Friday,

  • It's wine day.

  • - Something we actually do pretty often

  • is we start drinking at the office

  • before we go out.

  • So Zach and I went to the liquor store next door,

  • bought a couple bottles of red,

  • one bottle of white,

  • because (bleep) white wine.

  • You've gotta let it aerate.

  • - Cheers.

  • - Just hangin' out, let's relax,

  • destress with some wine.

  • - It's been a Friday.

  • - It's been a Friday.

  • - [Eugene] Got some wine at the office,

  • drank there, some wine at Quinta's wrap party,

  • we drank there.

  • - Teeth check.

  • And gotta do tongue check.

  • - [Eugene] Then of course we went to a restaurant.

  • And I felt that that was where it was most appropriate

  • to have wine.

  • Free bred is like when someone you meet

  • just shows you their privates.

  • - I've never thought that.

  • At this point I'm realizing,

  • Man, I'm spending way, way more money.

  • - I've just ordered about $100 worth of food and drinks

  • for myself.

  • Problem two with drinking wine all night.

  • - [Dr.Keith] Wine can make you sleepy.

  • All alcohol is sedating, it's a sedative.

  • - [Ned] When my wife get's sleepy,

  • that means it's time for me to get sleepy.

  • - [Keith] Then I got home and I think I ate some potatoes.

  • - [Zach] Eugene ditched us,

  • as he is want to do.

  • To be honest, I was pretty grateful

  • for a relatively tame night.

  • - The next morning.

  • - Red wine in susceptible people,

  • can cause a headache.

  • - I woke up with the worst wine headache ever.

  • - Chronic headaches like migraines,

  • they're susceptible to headaches

  • and the red wine triggers it.

  • - A relatively tame night.

  • Tame night.

  • - Tequila shots.

  • - [Eugene] The quickest way to go from point A to point

  • (makes noise)

  • - This is dumb.

  • - [Zach] This is the one that I feared the most.

  • It's a double.

  • - Watch out.

  • - From a biological perspective,

  • you're gonna get a faster effect

  • and a slightly greater effect

  • from a single shot of hard liquor

  • as compared to wine and beer.

  • - I have to go to the airport

  • and I think I'm still drunk, oh no.

  • - What a time.

  • - To mistakes that will be made.

  • - We had tequila shots

  • and put little dots on our hands.

  • - [Zach] We're dancing,

  • all in my living room with my dogs.

  • Four shots in a little over an hour.

  • I don't feel drunk yet, which is the problem.

  • - [Dr.Keith] It's easy to get in over your head

  • pretty quickly with shots.

  • - I didn't feel anything and now I feel a lot.

  • - [Keith] The more I think about it,

  • I think all we did was take shots and dance.

  • (upbeat electronic music)

  • - Maximum amount of alcohol intake

  • that's considered healthy,

  • no more than five drinks in a 24 hour period for men,

  • and no more than four drinks in a 24 hour period for women.

  • (inaudible yelling)

  • - If you feel like you drank so much

  • that you don't remember what happened,

  • or you've done things that you later regret,

  • those are some of the warning signs

  • that suggest you could have a problem.

  • - I realized that because of the way I party,

  • I didn't really know what happened

  • with the other three guys the other nights.

  • Hey guys, I'm gonna try something

  • for the first time in my life.

  • I'm gonna drink responsibly.

  • Tonight I'm gonna stay with you three

  • and I'm gonna help you all achieve your objectives.

  • - This was the first night that I've ever gone out

  • drinking with Eugene

  • that he actually was like,

  • "You know what, I'm gonna hang out with you guys."

  • - Don't drink so much, have a little water,

  • and you could help one of your best buds get some action.

  • - Zach is totally makin' out right now.

  • - She's got two cats.

  • Yo, my friend Zach likes cats.

  • - I'm not the kinda guy who's gonna kiss and tell.

  • - His tongue was just plunging in her throat.

  • - Ned is giving money to the go-go dancers

  • with his wife's support.

  • - [Ned] I'm not good at this.

  • - What happened by the end of the night?

  • - We're headed home, gonna catch a plane tomorrow.

  • - Then the best part of all.

  • I am so happy.

  • - Burger.

  • - But the objective to be there with your friends

  • and have a good time

  • really changed the type of drinking night for me.

  • - Eugene went home, we're the real partiers.

  • - We are the winners.

  • (inaudible yelling)

  • - I go and pee in Zach's house,

  • we have one last goodbye,

  • and then I take my uber home.

  • - Keith will leave, so I win,

  • I'm the winner, I'm the best drinker.

  • Goodbye Keith.

  • I did it, I'm the best drinker officially.

  • Hey, it's me in the mirror.

  • (groaning)

  • - Good morning hangover.

  • - Oh my God I'm melting.

  • - Why am I awake?

  • - I have to go to the airport

  • and I think I'm still drunk, oh no.

  • - Pretty usual, I feel fine.

  • - 0.012, I am still drunk.

  • - I feel even better because I remember everything,

  • and I stayed with my friends the entire time.

  • - What I've learned through this entire experience

  • is that alcohol is poison and my body hates it.

  • - [Eugene] You can get too drunk on anything.

  • And that's just not safe.

  • - [Ned] You can have fun without alcohol.

  • - But if you are gonna drink,

  • make sure you're doing it in a situation that's safe.

  • Make sure that you're not gonna drive.

  • Don't drink alone.

  • - Drink at your own pace.

  • - Drink responsibly.

  • - Know your limits, don't push them.

  • - There's no point in having fun and drinking

  • if you can't remember any of it.

  • - Don't get too (bleep) up.

  • But get a little (bleep) up.

  • - [Zach] DADS are Day After Drinking (bleep).

  • - [Dr.Keith] The natural response of the body

  • is to try to get that out.

  • So both ends start to go.

  • - DADS are at like a level ten.

- Finish your (bleep) drinks.

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