Quite an 80's vibe going on today

今天有種80年代的風格

Hello everybody today

嗨! 大家好

I am going to be hey

今天我要....Hey!

I am gonna be doing- stop barking.

我要介紹...... 不要叫了

I'm gonna be doing a stationary haul

我要介紹一些文具

I did one of these last year

我去年做了一個這類的影片

and it went down very well because

成果很成功

I was reassured by the fact

因為我相信

that I was not the only one who enjoyed

我不是唯一一個喜歡

a good stationary haul.

一個有趣的文具拖拉影片的人

Lots of you really liked it so

你們很多人都很喜歡

naturally as I had gone out and purchased some more stationary

所以自然地我又再買了一些文具

as I have just re-done my office

因為我重新布置了我的辦公室

Side note; if you would like to see an office

順帶一提, 如果你想參觀我的辦公室

tour, it's not quite done yet, and

雖然還沒有佈置完

I would really like to do one anyway

我還是想要分享

but, if you want that, then be sure to let me know.

如果你想要我拍辦公室的參觀影片,

Thumbs up the video

給這個影片一個讚來讓我知道

and once all that's all completely finished, I will do that for you.

一旦我佈置完了, 我會為你們做那個影片

Because I have redone my office, and I have a new desk

因為我重新佈置了我的辦公室, 我有了一個新的辦公桌

and lots of new bits and pieces

還有一些新玩意兒

I want - there's lots of dust flying around

我想要....這裡還有一些灰塵飄來飄去

I don't know if you can see it

我不知道你們是不是看的到

but I surely can.

但我的確可以

I needed to get some more little bits and pieces

我需要買一些新的東西

just to put in my office

來放在我的辦公室

Some of it, I think is quite exciting

有一些我覺得很讓人興奮

Some of it is kind of mundane and boring, but

有一些不太稀奇, 有點無聊

I'm gonna show ya anyway.

但是我還是會介紹給你們

First place I visited was Paperchase

我第一個採買的地方是Paperchase

which is the stationary shop of dreams.

一間很夢幻的文具店

There's just everything you could ever need in Paperchase.

Paperchase有你需要的一切東西

So, first boring item out of the way

第一件無聊的東西來了

A box file!

一個文件收納箱!

I'm just gonna say this though, I look like I'm carrying some kind of boombox

我要說一下.... 我看起來像是扛了一台音響

This doesn't play music

嗯...這沒辦法播音樂

But I find these really useful

但我覺得這個非常實用

So you can have a section for... bank,

你可以有一格放銀行的資料

a section for pets,

一格放寵物的

or like Nala, like pet insurance,

像是Nala, 像是寵物的保險

A section for house bills

一格放家裡的帳單

Or you could even be like, electricity, water

或是你可以分門別類, 電費帳單, 自來水帳單

This is so boring!

這真的很無聊!

But so adult, like, I wish I learnt in school how to organise adult life admin.

但這也是成人要做的事 真希望我在學校可以學到如何管理大人的事務

Because it's the worst thing to do.

因為這是做起來最令人討厭的事

But if you can make it slightly more bearable by pretty stationary

但如果漂亮的文具能讓你多忍受一點

then I feel like you should.

那麼我認為你應該多忍忍

I have a lot of paperwork, so I find these the most useful

我有一堆文件, 所以我覺得這很實用

because it just keeps everything all in one place.

因為這把他們通通收在同一個地方

I can't do it up.

我扣不起來

It has a little handle, so if you need to take it places then you can.

它有一個小把手, 所以如果你要帶到其他地方也可以

I also bought some of these which is the same kind of design. It's like this really cute spotty design

我還買了這些, 它們的樣式差不多, 都是可愛的點點

Like little teardrops

像是小小的水滴

And I bought two of these, which are zippy ones

我還買了兩個這個, 上面有拉鍊

I find these really useful for certain projects I'm working on

我覺得它們很實用, 對一些我正在做的計畫來說

I always have notes and bits of paper flying left, right and centre.

我身邊到處都有筆記和一些零碎的紙,

So I find these really really handy

所以我覺得它們很方便

So I got two of those

所以我買了兩個

I also got a popper one

我也買了一個有扣子的

And this is kind of like a mini version

這個有點像是迷你版的

So it has a couple of little sections in it

它分成幾個小格

but also good for certain projects

對一些計劃來說也很方便

and I always have lots of different projects going on,

我總是有很多很多不同的計劃正在進行

Most of which I'm not allowed to share with you until closer to the time

我不能透漏大部分的消息直到時間靠近一點

Which I'm really sorry, it's so annoying, but trust me it's annoying for me too.

我很抱歉我不能說, 聽起來真令人討厭, 但相信我,這對我來說也很煩

And I also got another plain popper one.

我還買了另一個簡單有扣子的

This one is really good for receipts.

這個放收據很方便

So that you can give all your receipts to your accountant.

如此一來, 你可以把你的收據都交給你的會計師

This is basically like my adult admin stuff

這些其實就是我用來收納我"大人事務"的東西

but if you can make it prettier, it makes it a little more interesting.

但如果你可以讓它們看起來漂亮一點,做起來會比較有趣

The next thing I got from paperchase.

下一個我從Paperchase買來的東西

were these, these are clips and pins.

是這些夾子和圖釘

They're all copper

它們全是銅色的

Now I have a really big memo board

我有一個很大的記事板

But it's metal, so it's basically like a metal grid I suppose

它是金屬的, 它基本上是金屬網格的我想

and it came with some clips, but

買的時候附了一些夾子

It didn't have- oh my god, no way

但它沒有......OMG, 不可能吧!

That is the cutest thing I've ever seen

這是我看過最可愛的東西了~

They're in tiny mini jars

它們裝在小小的瓶子裡

I did wonder why it was so heavy

我還想怎麼那麼重

Oh my god you guys

天啊! 你看看

Okay, I've just fallen in love with them even more

好吧~我更愛它們了

So the clips are really good for that because you can pin photos, and

話說回來, 這些夾子很方便, 你可以夾照片

*do you mind*

別叫了!

So these clips are really useful for my memo board

這些夾子很實用, 可以用在我的記事板上

Copper paper clips, everyone needs paperclips in their office

銅的迴紋針, 每個人的辦公室裡都需要迴紋針

And I don't know if I have a corkboard that I could use these drawing pins for,

我不知道我有沒有佈告欄可以用這些圖釘

But I should probably get one, because I feel like every office needs a corkboard too.

但我應該要去買一個, 因為我覺得每個辦公室也都要放一個

So there we go, and they're in glass jars which just makes them even cuter and I didn't know that.

差不多就是這樣 它們裝在玻璃瓶裡讓它們更可愛了, 我以前都不知道

So paperchase.

這是Paperchase

I picked these up and Alfie was like laughing at me saying you are never gonna use those

我買了它們, 然後Alfie笑我說我一定不會用到它們

and he could be right, I don't want him to be right so

他有可能是對的, 但我不希望他是

I might use them just to prove him wrong.

我可能會用它們就只是要證明他是錯的

But they were so fricking cute, 36 colour pencils in technicolour.

但它們真的是太.可.愛.了! 36色的彩色鉛筆

These are the tiniest pencils I have ever seen in my life

這是我這輩子看過最小的鉛筆了

They look like they need to be used by fairies

它們看起來像是仙子在用的

and I think that's why I like them.

我想這是我為什麼喜歡它們的原因(笑)

Look at these, they are tiny.

看看它們! 它們好小

And I'm gonna make use of them, and their teenie tiny pencil sharpener.

我會用它們的, 還有它們小小的削筆器

because they're just too cute.

因為它們實在太可愛了

I also picked up some thank you cards

我還買了一些感謝卡

I feel like thank you cards are really important, but I am one of these really annoying people who forgets to write thank you cards.

我覺得感謝卡很重要, 但我是那種令人討厭, 忘記寫感謝卡的人

because in this day and age you can just post a comment

因為這個時代, 你可以留個言

or do a tweet, or text them.

或是推文 或傳簡訊給別人

But there's something really special about writing, and sending, and even receiving a thank you card

但寫卡片和寄卡片 或甚至是收到感謝卡 都有一種很特別的魅力

so I bought a little pack of these for me and Alfie to keep, they are so cute

所以我買了一小包給我自己和Alfie 它們好可愛

they're in the shape of a heart

它們是愛心的形狀

but they're quite like geometric, and then on the envelope

但它們有點幾何風格 還有在信封上

on the back there's also this really lovely pattern.

在背面也有很漂亮的圖案

So thank you cards.

以上是感謝卡

I also picked up these which are very thin, kind of sticky notes

我還買了這些很細的標籤貼紙

to use on different projects, I feel like these would be super useful in school and uni.

可以用在各種計劃上, 我覺得它們在學校和大學超級實用

So you don't lose your place in a book, and you can write certain notes

如此一來, 你就不會忘記看到哪一頁, 還可以寫一些筆記在上面

and use different colours. I don't know.

用各種不同顏色, 我不知道

I just think these are a great idea. It's kind of a way of keeping tabs on things you're doing too

我只覺得它們很棒 這也是記錄你正在做的事情的一種方法

so yes, very useful.

嗯! 很實用

Pretty colours.

漂亮的顏色

Again Alfie was like, "you don't need these", and I was like "trust me I can't have an office without them"

再一次的, Alfie覺得我不需要它們 而我告訴他"相信我, 我的辦公室裡必須要有它們"

I couldn't leave them, they were too cute

我不能沒有它們, 它們太可愛了

I had to have them.

我必須要擁有它們

Tiny little rubbers, and I think in some other countries rubbers are known as something else

小小的橡皮擦 我想在別的國家橡皮擦不叫rubbers

but over here we call rubbers, I guess they're erasers

但在這裡我們叫它們rubbers 我猜別的地方叫它們erasers

but we call them rubbers.

但我們叫它們rubbers

So these are my three rubbers.

這是我的3個rubbers

I have a portion of chips, a little biscuit, and a tiny little ice lolly.

我有一個薯條的, 一個小的餅乾, 跟一個小小冰棒的 (它不好吃)

In paperchase they honestly have every single type of inanimate objects as a rubber.

Paperchase把各種沒有生命的東西做成橡皮擦

So if you need some go and check them out.

如果你需要的話可以到店裡看看

I was trying to persuade Alfie to get a dinosaur one, I was like "you need one in your office."

我試著說服Alfie買恐龍的橡皮擦, 我說"你的辦公室裡會需要一個"

He was like "no I don't", and I was like "you do, you should get this dinosaur one", because it was really cute.

他說"不, 我不用" 我說"你需要, 你要買恐龍的橡皮擦因為它很可愛"

but it didn't fit in with my cute edible items vibe.

但我的橡皮擦都是可愛食物風的

So I didn't go for the dinosaur

所以我沒買恐龍的

Post it notes, another thing I feel like you can never have too many of

便利貼, 另一個我認為你永遠都不嫌多的東西

I have hair in my eyes

我的頭髮刺進我的眼睛了

So I picked these up becasuse I really liked them

我買了這些因為我很喜歡它們

I thought they were really cute, this one says

我覺得它們很可愛, 這個上面寫

Deal with this, and then it has the date and the time.

"搞定他" 然後上面有日期和時間

And it also has tick boxes, so it says 'immediately, whenever, by the end of the day, for the last time,

還有打勾的框框, 選項有"立刻" "無論何時" "今天之前" "最後一次"

within the week, or delegate'. And then in the little thing it says 'or you're fired'

"這星期之前" 或 "委托給別人" 還有一小行字寫"不然你就被炒魷魚了"

Which I thought was mean and funny.

我覺得很壞又很好笑

This one says 'thank you'.

這個上面寫"謝謝你"

'To, from, much appreciated, forever indebted, shouldn't have, so helpful, made my day, my hero

(選項有) "給(誰)" "(誰)給的" "非常感謝" "永遠感激的" "太客氣了" "幫了大忙" "讓我很開心" "我的英雄"

regarding' and then a little 'thank you very much.'

"關於" 然後下面有小小的"非常感謝你"

And the last one says, 'please call me, finish, shut up, like me, go away, email me, immediately, soon, by the days end

最後一個寫著"拜託" (選項有) "打給我" "完成" "閉嘴" "喜歡我" "走開" "寄電郵給我" "馬上" "盡快" "在今天之前"

always', and then two little tick boxes

"永遠" 還有兩個選項

'I shouldn't have to ask' and 'thank you'.

"我不該請求的" 和 "謝謝"

A nice alternative to the standard post it notes.

一個很棒 可以代替普通便利貼的選擇

But also with a little sprinkle of humour.

還帶有一點幽默

Moving on to anthropology now, they have some really lovely stationary

接著下來是"Anthropology" 他們有一些非常可愛的文具

and if you are a stationary lover you should check it out, because I guarantee there is something in there

如果你是文具愛好者, 你應該去店裡看看, 因為我保證你一定可以找到

that you are gonna want to buy, or that you're gonna have to restrain yourself from buying.

你想要買的東西, 或是你必須阻止你自己買的東西

First thing I picked up was this, which is a to-do list

第一個我買的東西是這個待辦事項清單

which I think it so pretty, but also useful.

我覺得它很漂亮也很實用

I normally make to-do lists on an app that I have, or I'll write them in my notes

我通常在手機上的App紀錄待辦事項, 或是我寫在我的筆記上

or I'll write them on random scraps of paper. But this just feels more organized and it looks really pretty

或是寫在任何一張空白的紙上, 但這個比較有條理, 而且看起來很美

and it says 'great things are done by a series of small things, brought together' -Vincent Van Gough.

上面寫"美好的事物是由一連串的小事組成的 一 梵谷"

This I think it a great way of setting yourself realistic things to get done in the day

我認為這是一個很好的方式為自己設下實際的目標

and then you can tick them off as you go.

然後你可以打勾來表示完成

I feel like I'm one of those people who's always buying things to help my productivity, and to like

我覺得我是那種常常在買東西來提升生產力的人

help me get more organised.

也讓我更有條理

But I'm not sure they work entirely

但我不確定是不是完全有用

But I like to try, and at least I have a great collection of things I can always fall back on if my organisational skills go completely out the window,

但我想試試, 而且如果我的組織能力消失了, 我至少有一系列的東西能讓我依賴

So another thing I picked up anthropology

另一個我在Anthropology買的東西是這個

was this which I feel like is kind of like a post it note, but also not really,

我覺得它有點像是便利貼, 但它不是

they're called love notes, and you can write 'to, date' and your little note.

它叫做"love notes" 你可以寫上要給誰, 時間和你要留下的話

And just leave them around the house.

然後留在家裡各個地方

So I was like, that's so cute, and maybe it will encourage me to leave Alfie some really lovely little

我覺得它很可愛, 它或許會激勵我留下一些可愛 浪漫的字條

romantic notes.

給Alfie

Or things like 'please empty the dishwasher', 'please pick up your pants off the floor'.

或是一些事情像是"請將碗盤從洗碗機裡拿出來" "請把地上的褲子收好"

'Please', actually to be fair he doesn't really do that

"請..." 其實他不會這麼做

I know he would watch this video and go "I don't do that"

我知道他會看這個影片, 然後說"我才不會這樣"

Okay, 'please stop stealing my socks' that's something he definitely does.

好吧, "請不要再偷我的襪子了" 這是他一定會做的事

I guess this is some slight encouragement to be a bit more romantic

我覺得這是一個小小的鼓勵來激勵我更浪漫一點

P.S Alfie if you see this lying around, feel free to use this also.

P.S Alfie 如果你在家裡看到這個, 你也可以留字條給我

Got some more pencils, I'm just obsessed with pencils right now

我買了更多的鉛筆~ 我現在好愛鉛筆

the only thing that makes me kind of sad about these, it that I have to sharpen them all myself.

這讓我有點難過的地方是我要自己削尖他們

I'll let it slide

順其自然吧

These ones are super cute, they have names of foods that you would often eat together

它們超可愛的 它們上面有你常常一起吃的食物的名字

or drinks and things. Let me just try and spin this one round.

或是飲料之類的 讓我轉一下這支到正面

'Bacon and eggs, ham and cheese, gin and tonic, bubble and squeak,

"培根和蛋" "火腿和起士" "琴酒和通寧水" "炸馬鈴薯和洋白菜"

fish and chips, bangers and mash'

"炸魚和薯片" "肉腸和土豆泥"

How cute are they.

它們多可愛啊~

And then I picked up these pens, which were also from anthropology

我還買了這些筆, 也是在Anthropology買的

These are iconic 2 way deco pens in five colours, they're quite like rainbowey.

它們是" iconic 2 way deco pens" 有五種顏色, 它們有點彩虹的感覺

These just looked really interesting, there's a highlighter end, and a more pointed, fine nip up one end.

它們看起來很有趣 有一頭是螢光筆, 另一頭比較尖

and I like my felt tips, and pens, so I figured I would add some more to my ever growing collection that I don't need.

我喜歡我的筆 所以我決定增加一些到我持續增長的但不會用到的蒐藏

This I guess this is kind of stationary, kind of more random

我想這有點算是文具, 有點隨機

but this was in anthropology, these are called calm - 'cards for serenity'.

來自Anthropology, 它們叫"calm - 'cards for serenity'"

I feel like this would be a nice thing to have in the office

我覺得辦公室裡有這個蠻好的

just incase I was having a super stressful day

以防萬一我哪天覺得壓力很大

like maybe keep these on my desk, or maybe put them beside my bed.

或許會放在我桌上 或放在我床邊

And they're just little cards to keep you calm I suppose

它們是一些小卡來使你保持冷靜我想

It says 'we're all mad, a standard question on any initial dinner date should simply be what particular ways are you crazy'.

上面寫"我們都是瘋子, 剛開始晚餐約會時我們應該問對方的一個標準問題: 你在哪些特定的方面瘋了?"

Thats cute.

真可愛~

'It isn't that we ever forget the value of calm, it's just that losing our composure is a constant risk'

"我們從來沒有忘記冷靜的價值, 而是失去沉著是一個經常的風險

'Everyday brings with it new temptations to lose our tempers

每一天都為我們帶來新的誘惑, 引誘我們發脾氣

the behaviour of partners, colleagues, children and computers

像是伴侶, 同事, 孩子和電腦的行為

fresh distractions, worries and fears arise which leave us feeling anxious and unsettled

使我們分散注意力的事物, 擔憂和恐懼出現 使我們感到焦慮和不安

this small pack of playing cards is made up of a succession of eloquent and beautiful reminders

這一小包的卡片由一連串美麗動人的提醒組成

of just how we should approach our frustrations

提醒我們該如何處理我們沮喪的情緒

it powerfully summons up our best and calmest selves

它精確地在我們最需要的時候, 以強大的力量

at precisely the moments when we need them most'.

激勵出我們最好的 平靜的一面"

So if I was having a day where I was getting super

如果有一天我覺得特別煩躁

annoyed I could whip one out and just read it and hopefully it will kind of calm my mood.

我可以快速拿出一張, 讀它, 然後希望它能使我冷靜下來

I guess also you could just slip these into-, maybe put them on someones desk

我想你也可以悄悄的放一張在某人的桌子上

or leave it on someones pillow. I don't know. I jus-

或是放在某人的枕頭上 我不知道

-st

你也知道我想要一些我不需要的東西的個性

You know me and my need and want for things, I don't actually need or want.