字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - EARLIER THIS SEASON, I LAUNCHED OUR SECOND ANNUAL ELLEN, HERE'S MY TALENT CONTEST. I ASKED MY VIEWERS TO SEND ME VIDEOS OF THEIR TALENTS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A PRIZE WORTH $10,001, OVER $10,000. WE RECEIVED THOUSANDS OF SUBMISSIONS. SOME OF YOU ARE VERY TALENTED, AND SOME ARE JUST STRANGE. TODAY, WE'RE GONNA PICK A WINNER. LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST FINALIST, AND IT IS KOBI SHAW. KOBI, COME ON OUT. [cheers and applause] HI. CAN WE HUG? I'M GONNA RUIN YOUR BELLS. HI, KOBI. - HEY. - ALL RIGHT, DO YOU EVER LET ANYONE ELSE RING YOUR BELL, OR YOU JUST RING YOUR OWN BELLS. - ON OCCASION. - OKAY. AND HOW DID-- WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO THIS? - WE HAD A REALLY HARD WINTER IN WISCONSIN. - I SEE. SAY NO MORE. - WE HAD 57 DAYS OF SUB-ZERO TEMPERATURES, SO WE HAD TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES INDOORS, AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH. - OKAY, SO SHALL YOU PLAY FOR US? - YES. - OKAY, GREAT, KOBI. [playing "Carol of the Bells"] [cheers and applause] THAT'S GREAT, KOBI. THANK YOU. THAT IS CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, AND NEXT PERFORMING "FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE" AS A CHICKEN, PLEASE WELCOME MJ WILDE. [cheers and applause] - [clucking "Flight of the Bumblebee"] [cheers and applause] - COME ON DOWN, MJ. HELLO, MJ. HOW ARE YOU? - FINE. - SO, MJ, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT? - FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I STUDIED JAZZ AND FUNNY VOICES AND JUST KIND OF CAME TOGETHER. - MARRIED THE TWO. - YEAH. - THANK YOU, MJ. - AND HERE... OUR FINAL CONTESTANT, PLEASE WELCOME CHRISTINA MUNCHINSKY. [cheers and applause] HELLO. - HELLO. - HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - OKAY, GOOD. OH, YOU DON'T HAVE A MIC. OKAY, SO YOU LIVE IN CANADA, RIGHT? - YES. - AND SO HOW LONG-- YOU'VE BEEN HULA HOOPING PROBABLY SINCE YOU WERE A CHILD. - YEAH, SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. - SINCE YOU WERE FIVE, AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDED, WELL, LET'S GET CRAZY AND ADD MORE HULA HOOPS. - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE MOST YOU'VE EVER DONE. - MOST I'VE DONE IS 73. - 73. - BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY I CAN DO, BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE 73. - OH, ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, CHRISTINA. THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. ["You Spin Me Round" plays] - COME ON OVER HERE. WOW. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING CORE EXERCISE IN THE WORLD. - YEAH. - AND I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST WATCHED. THAT'S INSANE. AND THAT'S YOUR BROTHER THAT COMES INTO THE-- - THAT'S MY BROTHER. - THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY IN THE VIDEO, AND I'M GLAD THAT HE SHOWED UP HERE AS WELL. WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S NAME? - LUKE. - LUKE. LUKE, COME HERE. LUKE, SO AT THE END OF THE VIDEO, WHEN YOU STEPPED IN, WERE YOU JUST TRYING TO THREATEN ME TO PICK YOUR SISTER? - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE PART OF MY PLAN TO BECOME FAMOUS. - I SEE. WELL, YOU'VE DONE IT. LOOK, YOU'RE HERE AGAIN. FOLD YOUR ARMS AND STAND THERE. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I AM GONNA LET THE AUDIENCE VOTE. AND I AM GONNA PUT MY HAND OVER CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE. APPLAUSE IF YOU WANT CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE. [cheers and applause] CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. [cheers and applause] CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE. [raucous cheers and applause] WE HAVE YOUR WINNER. YOU ARE THE WINNER. CHRISTINA. YOU'RE GETTING A 7-NIGHT STAY AT THE BUCCANEER IN ST. CROIX. YOU WILL ENJOY AMAZING MEALS AND SPA TREATMENTS AND SNORKELING AND TO THE BUCK ISLAND NATIONAL PARK. OH, LOOK AT THE-- LOOK. LOOK WHAT YOU GET. OH. WONDERFUL. ALL RIGHT. YOU TWO ARE NOT GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED. THERE ARE NO LOSERS HERE. YOU'RE EACH GOING HOME WITH A 50-INCH INSIGNIA TELEVISION SET. WE'LL BE BACK.