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My favorite Laker player is Kobe. [laughs] You can’t get out the car!
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Are you not entertained? Do you not recognize what I’ve done as a Laker?
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What’s up everybody, this is Shaq, we’re in Atlanta. This is Undercover Lyft
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and I am the big Glowstache.
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-My name is Charles. -Nice to meet you Charles. I’m Saika.
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-Know what I do? -What do you do?
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-Make bracelets. -You make bracelets?
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-Yeah. Know what this called? -What’s that called?
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It’s called the steam room. ‘Cause if you look inside you can see the steam, see?
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-My name is Pierre. -Hey Pierre.
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-I am from France. -Angela.
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-Tu parles francais? -Speak no French.
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-How are you? -Good, I’m Heather.
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My name’s Goose. My real job is I’m a cop. I’m off duty right now but I still
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keep my eye out for stuff. Look at this. Illegal u-turn in the middle
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of the street. Lucky I ain’t got my badge, lady.
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-Whattup cuz! -What’s going on?
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-Where you from? -I am from Brazil.
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-I went there one time for a singing competition. -Singing?
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“singing”
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I don’t know this song.
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-Like basketball? -I recently got into basketball because of
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the Hawks. Cawh, Ahw.
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I had a friend who was a Hawks fan. You know what that is right? That’s a dead hawk.
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A dead hawk?
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-I don’t know a thing about basketball. -Nothing?
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Nothing. You know about free throws?
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Spread your fingers out. And then follow through. Watch your nails. Don’t want you to throw your nails off.
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Do it 10 times. Three… again. Four…
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You know what? You just learned from the greatest free throw coach of all time.
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I wanna play ball but I run funny. My pants get stuck in my butt.
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You look like the basketball type. Like you can get down on the court a little bit.
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Nah, mon. I had hoop dreams but they didn’t work out.
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-Did you chase ‘em? -You know, I used to chase trains when I was little.
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You… chased trains?
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-Used to chase trains. -You got a pretty… pretty rich backstory.
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-Who’s your favorite basketball player? -I gotta stick with Dikembe, I mean.
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-No, no, no. -No, no, no.
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-He blocked everybody’s shot? -Mmhm.
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-Nobody ever dunked it in his face? -Not that I saw.
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Huh. Not that you saw.
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-My favorite movie. Kazaam. -Kazaam? It’s a movie… It’s a good…
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No, no. It’s everybody’s favorite movie.
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Can you rap? Let me hear freestyle. I’ma give you a beatbox.
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-Ready? -[Rapping] Rollin’ my Lyft with my rasta.
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-We don’t eat pasta. We washin’ our cars. Stop. That’s terrible, man.
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I mean, let’s see yours, though. I’m good, Drake.
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[rapping] Je ne sais pas ‘cause I don’t know, ‘cause I’m from France and yo, yo, yo.
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[singing] Vigilante she’s a renegade. Brave, but deep inside she’s afraid she’ll never
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let it be known. Steam room. Donuts.
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[singing] Ahhhhhhhh.
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Man, I’m wondering if you are Shaquille O'Neal
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now, man. No, man. Stop it!
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My beard is itching. Ah. Do I look familiar to you?
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Oh my gosh.
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You ever see my face before? Oh my god! Ah!
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It’s me!
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I had a feeling.
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No you didn’t!
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I didn’t know it was you at all.
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I kinda figured it out. Like early on, when I saw your wig, sir.
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I just lyfted with Shaquille O’Neal guys.
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-Did you not know it was me, for real? -I really didn’t.
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I’m about to brag to everybody today, watch.
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I’ve come a long way since Kazaam.
