Name: Smosh - 兼職生第一季第八集：如何搭上母親【CC中英字幕＋嵌入式中文字幕】 (Smosh - 兼職生第一季第八集：如何搭上母親【CC中英字幕＋嵌入式中文字幕】)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:07:42.000Z
Duration: 10 min 48 s

- [singing] 'Cause I'm hot, hot, hot for you, baby

‘Cause I'm hot, hot, hot for you, baby’

- You and I can get together and we can give him back

只要你和我在一起就能送給他的童年

How would you like Porky to be your dad, huh?

你想不想小箭成為你的爸爸呀？

我不能再輕易搭上別人母親了。

- You're a part-timer cursed with full-time dreams

你是被詛咒的兼職生擁有個全職夢

But seriously, dude. - Like, what the [bleep]?

兄弟，認真的，你在這裡幹什麼呀？

《Smosh - 兼職生第一季第八集：如何搭上母親》

你知道嗎，女生通常都看得上我

Now they don't even see me as step-dad material.

現在得連好繼父榜樣也稱不上。

Somewhere I've just lost my special lady touch.

我的點女成妻手不知道在什麼時候失效。

- You're much more attractive when you're not talking.

I'm not saying that would've been a total loss,

我不認為他們不上急救課程是個損失

but I am saying you should let me teach a first aid class.

You don't need ten minutes for every move.

你不用花十分鐘去想下一步怎樣走。

No one knows anything about safety around here.

- I can hold my breath up to seven minutes

- Got to take the load off sometime, huh?

- Thank you all for attending first aid class.

Just one of the many benefits we're offering

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Smosh - 兼職生第一季第八集：如何搭上母親【CC中英字幕＋嵌入式中文字幕】 (Smosh - 兼職生第一季第八集：如何搭上母親【CC中英字幕＋嵌入式中文字幕】)

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