just take off your pants, and we'll begin. This is Movie Night!

脫掉褲子 我們就開始了這是電影之夜

Hello and welcome to Movie Night, YouTube's #1 interactive weekly movie review show - hi,

大家好，歡迎收看《電影之夜》，這是 YouTube'#1 互動式每週電影評論節目 - 嗨、

I'm your host Jonathan Paula. Tonight on the program will be talking a look at a couple

我是主持人喬納森-保拉今晚的節目將介紹一對夫婦

porn-inspired comedies. The first of which is brand new on home media this week, "Bucky

色情喜劇。其中第一部是本週在家庭媒體上全新推出的《巴基》。

Larson: Born To Be A Star"

拉爾森天生我才必有用》；

Released on September 9th to scathing reviews, this raunchy Nick Swardson vehicle performed

這部由尼克-斯沃森（Nick Swardson）主演的淫穢電影於 9 月 9 日上映，評論一片譁然。

so abysmally at theaters, it was pulled from its nationwide run just a week after premiering.

該片在影院的票房慘不忍睹，首映一週後就被撤出全國院線。

Even on its very cheap $10-million dollar budget, "Bucky Larson" failed to earn back

即使預算僅為 1 千萬美元，"巴基-拉爾森"也未能賺回成本。

even 30% of that, making it one of the biggest box-office-bombs of recent memory. With that

甚至達到了 30%，成為近期票房最火爆的影片之一。由於

in mind, I went into this picture fully expecting to despise every minute of it's insulting

考慮到這一點，我在看這部電影時，滿心以為自己會鄙視它每一分鐘的侮辱性表演。

drivel and lowest-common-dominator writing. Which is why I pleasantly surprised with what

胡言亂語和最低俗的寫作。是以，我對

this film is actually able to achieve. Far from ground-breaking, or even memorable, it

這部影片的實際效果。它遠非開創性，甚至令人難忘，它

is, at the very least, an earnest and positive film with endearing characters - however clichéd

至少，這是一部認真、積極的電影，人物形象可愛，無論多麼老套

they may be. In his first starring role, Swardson is Bucky Larson - a hillbilly from Iowa who

他們可能是。在他的第一個主演角色中，Swardson 扮演 Bucky Larson--一個來自愛荷華州的鄉巴佬，他

dreams of following in the footsteps of his porn-star parents, and so, he sets out to

夢想著追隨他的色情明星父母的腳步，於是，他開始了

Hollywood to chase his dream. Bucky is an off-balance character full of quirks and bizarrely

好萊塢追逐他的夢想。巴基是一個充滿怪癖和離奇的人物。

distracting buck-teeth and a terrible mop-top - but his foolish optimism and kind-hearted

齙牙和可怕的拖把頭讓人心煩意亂--但他愚蠢的樂觀主義和善良的

nature is a contagious quality that makes him a protagonist worth cheering for. Playing

天性是一種具有感染力的品質，使他成為值得為之歡呼的主角。播放

opposite him is Christina Ricci, in a charmingly cute role who curiously finds something of

與他對戲的是克里斯蒂娜-裡奇（Christina Ricci）。

merit to love in Bucky. Don Johnson, Kevin Nealon and Stephen Doff all contribute with

巴奇的優點唐-約翰遜、凱文-尼倫和斯蒂芬-多夫都為影片做出了貢獻。

exaggerated performances that manage to grab a few laughs every couple scenes. Strikingly

誇張的表演，每隔幾場戲就能引人發笑。引人注目

unrealistic at times, it's a wonder Bucky is able walk a straight line, let alone star

有時不切實際，巴基能走直線都是個奇蹟，更不用說當明星了。

in his own porno movies... but such is point of this haphazard story of a lovable goofball

在他自己的色情電影中......但這就是這個雜亂無章的故事的重點，一個可愛的笨蛋

with an embarrassingly small penis. The story fails to really spark any excitement or consequence,

陰莖小得令人尷尬。這個故事未能真正引發任何興奮或後果、

but at this film's center is a love story that effectively saves this 97-minute feature

但本片的中心是一個愛情故事，它有效地拯救了這部 97 分鐘的劇情片

from being a total waste of time. It's innocent enough to be enjoyable, but raunchy enough

不至於浪費時間。它足夠純真，令人愉悅，但又足夠粗俗

to limit its audience... resulting in a motion picture that was perhaps better suited as

限制觀眾......導致這部電影也許更適合作為

a made-for-cable movie. "Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star", "Admirably pleasant, if formulaically

Bucky Larson：Born To Be A Star"，"令人欽佩的愉快，如果公式化的話"。

sophomoric." Now that you've heard my review, let's read some of yours from the YouTube

sophomoric."現在，你&#39；已經聽到了我的評論，讓&#39；我們從YouTube上閱讀一些你的評論。

comments.

評論。

Here's the Rate-O-Matic now to show us our scores for "Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star"

現在，Rate-O-Matic 為我們展示《巴基-拉爾森》的得分：天生我才必有用&quot；

-- a FOUR and a TWO. More evidence that the internet is entirely incapable of nuance,

-- 4分和2分。更多證據表明，互聯網完全沒有細微差別、

your score seems to represent a cultural knee-jerk reaction, the net result of which was a "Crappy"

您的分數似乎代表了一種文化上的膝跳反應，其最終結果是 "糟糕"；

movie. Taking a look at our newest feature, Factor Facts - I felt this was an enjoyable

電影看看我們的最新專題 "因素事實"--我覺得這是一部令人愉快的電影。

movie with decent acting, but it suffered from a poor story and drab staying power.

這部電影的演技尚可，但故事欠佳，持久力單調乏味。

I felt it was "Meh". Our second porn-themed movie tonight is "The Girl Next Door",

我覺得它很爛。今晚的第二部色情主題電影是《鄰家女孩》、

Perhaps owning to its risqué material, this modern-day teen angst dramedy failed to perform

也許是由於取材大膽，這部現代青少年焦慮喜劇的表現並不盡如人意

well at the box office when it was originally released in 2004. Which is truly unfortunate,

2004 年上映時票房很好。這確實令人遺憾、

because this is a brilliantly made film that far outshines its adult-themed story line.

因為這是一部製作精良的電影，其成人主題的故事情節遠遠勝過它。

Emile Hirsch stars as an ambitious high school whiz kid and social outcast who falls in love

埃米爾-赫希（Emile Hirsch）飾演一位雄心勃勃的高中奇才，與社會格格不入。

with his porn-star next door neighbor, played delicately by the drop-dead gorgeous Elisha

他的隔壁鄰居是個色情明星，由美豔絕倫的艾莉莎-茱莉扮演。

Cuthbert. The first act of this movie is teen-drama at its finest, beautifully capturing all the

庫斯伯特這部電影的第一幕是最精彩的青春勵志劇，完美地捕捉到了影片中的所有情節。

feelings and details of senior year, while struggling to deal with your first true love.

高三的感受和細節，同時還要努力面對自己的初戀。

Hirsch and Cuthbert are positively fantastic here, playing off each other with adorable

赫希和庫斯貝特在片中的表現堪稱完美，他們相互配合，可愛至極。

chemistry you can't help but root for. Carefully hesitant, but determined - Hirsch is the breakout

化學，你會情不自禁地為之傾倒。小心翼翼，猶豫不決，但意志堅定--赫希是影片的突破點

performer in this film, playfully instigated into wild behavior from a girl who has finally

本片中的表演者，在一個女孩的嬉戲唆使下做出了瘋狂的舉動，她終於

found a boy who doesn't see her as just an object. -CLIP- Paul Dano and Timothy Olyphant

找到了一個不把她只當作物品的男孩。保羅-達諾和提摩西-奧利芬特

round out the supporting cast - both of whom turn in very memorable performances, especially

他們的表演都令人難忘，尤其是

Olyphant who is a steal-stealer as the smarmy porn-director womanizer. Although this 108-minute

奧利芬特在片中飾演一個自以為是的色情片導演，是個偷情高手。雖然這部 108 分鐘的

film contains a great deal of skin and four-letter-words, it is a far cry from the raunchy-sex comedy

影片中出現了大量的皮膚和四字詞語，但它與淫穢色情喜劇片

it was originally advertised as. Unfortunately, as a result, this may have been the most overlooked

最初的廣告宣傳。遺憾的是，這可能是最容易被忽視的

and underrated movie of 2004 - one that every high school graduate owes it to themselves

2004 年一部被低估的電影--每一位高中畢業生都有責任觀看這部電影

to view at least once. Seemingly borrowing elements from 1983's Risky Business, this

至少觀看一次。這部影片似乎借鏡了 1983 年《風險生意》的元素。

movie is a nostalgic and mature story that carefully, and adeptly examines these teen

這部電影是一個懷舊而成熟的故事，它仔細而巧妙地審視了這些青少年的成長經歷。

experiences in a very intelligent slice-of-life film, one that is passionately directed by

在這部極具智慧的生活片中，他的經歷充滿了激情。

Luke Greenfield with a steadfast purpose. From The Who, Queen, David Gray and others

盧克-格林菲爾德（Luke Greenfield）目標堅定。來自 The Who、Queen、David Gray 等人的作品

that litter the poignant soundtrack that underscore key-scenes, to the crafty and masterful editing

從強調關鍵場景的悽美配樂，到巧妙而精湛的剪輯

- "The Girl Next Door" is an absolute treasure of 21st-century filmmaking. Stumbling it a

- 鄰家女孩》絕對是 21 世紀電影製作的瑰寶。跌跌撞撞

bit in the middle-act with some more unnecessary plot developments, this story's determination

在中段的一些不必要的情節發展中，這個故事&#39；的決心

thankfully comes roaring back in the final act, with a tremendously effective twist that

值得慶幸的是，在最後一幕中，該片又以一個非常有效的轉折 "咆哮 "回來了。

puts an applause-worthy exclamation mark on a wonderfully enjoyably motion picture. "The

為這部令人賞心悅目的電影打上了一個值得喝彩的驚歎號。

Girl Next Door", a "Beautifully magical portrayal of adolescence". Well, those are my thoughts

鄰家女孩"》是一部描繪青春期的美妙魔幻作品"。以上就是我的想法

- now let's read some of yours from the YouTube comments!

- 現在，讓我們從 YouTube 的評論中讀到一些你的評論！

Back again is the Rate-O-Matic to highlight our scores for "The Girl Next Door"... a NINE

Rate-O-Matic再次強調我們對《鄰家女孩》的評分......9分

and an EIGHT. You enjoyed this film, praising it for it's accuracy, humor, acting, and of

和一個八分。您喜歡這部電影，稱讚它的準確性、幽默感、演技，以及

course, Elisha Cuthbert - you thought it was GREAT. Meanwhile, I truly loved this film

當然，艾莉莎-庫斯伯特--你認為它很棒。同時，我真的很喜歡這部電影

- it was an immensely enjoyable movie with fantastic writing, editing, music, and emotional

- 這是一部非常令人愉快的電影，它的寫作、剪輯、音樂和情感都非常出色。

impact -- but the overly-involved second-act hurt this film's tempo. This film gets a very

但第二幕的過度介入損害了本片的節奏。本片獲得了

respectable "Awesome". But that doesn't it for tonight's films... so let's take a look

可敬的"真棒"。但今晚的電影還不止這些......讓我們一起來看看吧

at what's currently playing in theaters with some Tweet Critiques.

目前正在影院上映的影片，以及一些推特評論。

Remember, if you're going to the movies this weekend make sure to submit your Twitter reviews

請記住，如果您本週末要去看電影，請務必提交您的 Twitter 評論。

using the #JPMN hashtag to have it featured on an upcoming episode. Next we'll be taking

使用 #JPMN 標籤，以便在即將播出的節目中加以介紹。接下來我們將

a look at couple of guy-friendly films, "Abduction" with Taylor Lautner is an intense action-thriller

看看幾部男人喜歡的電影，泰勒-勞特納（Taylor Lautner）主演的《綁架》（"Abduction"）是一部緊張刺激的動作驚悚片。

starring everyone's favorite former-Werewolf, and "Real Steel" a rock-'em'sock'em robots-style

由大家最喜愛的前 "狼人 "主演，以及《真正的鋼鐵》（Real Steel&quot）。

adventure with Hugh Jackman. As always, I encourage you buy, rent, or download these

休-傑克曼的冒險之旅。我鼓勵您一如既往地購買、租用或下載這些影片

films - and then let me know what you think about them by voting in the polls below, or

然後在下面的投票中告訴我您對這些影片的看法，或

by leaving a comment review - and remember, I read them all! Once again, my name is Jonathan

請留言評論--記住，我會閱讀所有評論！我的名字叫喬納森

Paula - thank you for watching Movie Night, I hope to see you, right back here next Friday!

Paula - 感謝您收看《電影之夜》，希望下週五能在這裡見到您！