Happy Mother's Day!

母親節快樂！

Hey ! You know no junk food for breakfast.

嘿！你知道早餐不能吃垃圾食物的

Dad let's us!

把鼻說可以！

He also let you go to school without any underwear.

他也說你們上學可以不穿內褲

It's called freeballing mom.

麻，那叫做解放蛋蛋好嗎！

Sandy is a single mom

珊迪是個單親媽媽

Her ex just got remarried

她的前夫剛再婚

and to like, a twelve-year-old.

而且對象看起來才12歲

Hi Sandy!

嗨！珊迪

Hi...

嗨...

I'm here for a job.

我來應徵工作的

Tell me more

跟我說說

about this "tween" and your ex-husband.

你的兩個兒子還有前夫吧

I'm sure I exaggerated,

我很肯定我誇大了

I'll have a better idea once all the acne clears up.

等我臉上的粉刺都清完我的腦袋才會更清楚

Bradley is Mister Mom.

布萊德利父代母職

Could you go to the supermarket?

你可以去超市嗎？

What do we need?

要買什麼？

Juice, eggs, and tampons.

果汁、雞蛋、棉條

What was that?

那是什麼？

Tampons.

衛生棉條

I'm just gonna write 'T'. I will know what that means.

我只要寫個「棉」，我看得懂就好

Need a price check on organic ta-

我這邊需要確認商品價格：有機棉...

No, no that's not necessary

不，不用了

Daughter?

你有女兒？

Yea, two.

對阿，兩個

Same boat, two sons.

我懂你，我有兩個兒子

Nice meeting you, Sandy with two sons.

很高興認識你，有兩個兒子的珊迪

Ok

ok

Jesse never sees her mom.

潔西幾乎不回家看媽媽

There's just all this Mother's Day stuff and I start thinking

這些母親節的東西讓我開始思考

about how I haven't talked to mom.

我都沒跟我媽講話

Hi!

嗨！

Ooh! I have to say Jesse you haven't aged that much.

噢！潔西你一點都沒變老

Thank you.

謝謝

Come in, door's open!

進來吧，門沒關

Suprise!

驚喜！

You guys are supposed to be in Texas!

你們不是應該在德克薩斯嗎！

Yea, we've been driving twenty hours straight.

對阿，我們開了20個小時才到這

Where's the little ladies room?

廁所在哪？

I gotta drain the lizard.

我得去方便一下

Thank you for sharing, down the hall.

謝謝你的分享，廁所在樓下

I can't take him anywhere.

我沒辦法帶他出門

Yeah.

真的

Kristin never met her mom

克莉絲汀不知道她的媽媽是誰

I was adopted.

我是被領養的

I've always wondered, did she just throw me away?

我總是在想，當時我媽媽是不是不要我？

What you have to do, you have to find your mother.

你需要做的就是找到你媽

Do you have kids?

妳有小孩嗎？

Career.

我的事業

Keeps me busy.

讓我很忙

Who should I make it out to?

要寫誰的名字呢？

I'm sixteen I have a life!

我十六歲了，我有自己的生活！

Wait where you going?

等等，你要去哪哩？

Rachel get out of the car.

瑞秋，下車

No matter what's happened between us you're

不管我們之間發生什麼事

always my mother.

你永遠都是我的媽媽

We're not who the world thinks we are.

我們不是世界定義的我們

We decide who we are.

我們自己決定我們是誰

When we want, and who we want to know.

什麼時候想要什麼，還有想認識誰

Dad!

爸！

Are you ok dad?!

爸你還好嗎？

Happy mother's day.

母親節快樂！

Tanner no, no, no, no!

泰納，不行不行不行！

Oh!

噢！

It's like the fourth time he's done this.

這大概是他第四次這麼做了