...is incredible.

...是驚人的。

We got talking robots...

我們有了會說話的機器人...

Self-Driving Cars...

自動駕駛汽車...

Virtual Reality is becoming real...

虛擬現實正在成爲現實...

And Now...

而現在...

The next big step for humanity and science...

對人類和科學而言的一大步...

The amazing team of Microsoft Engineer

微軟工程師的神奇隊伍

Have developed a program that will caption any-

編寫了一個程序來...

an- ANY image!

為任何圖像加上標題！

PERFECT.

完美。

Let's show how it works...

一起看看它是怎麼運作的...

Use this photo.

用這張照片。

*reading off text on-screen*

*我想這是一座覆蓋着雪的山。*

*Pewds is amazed*

它***的是怎麼知道的？！

How the f*** did it know that?!

這怎麼可能？

*Pewds is still amazed*

這是什麼？

How is that possible?

連我都不知道這是什麼...

What is this?

烤三明...

I don't even know what this is...

*吸氣*

A grilled sandw-

你看過 魔鬼終結者 嗎？

*LE GASP*

這是第一步。

*Mind has been blown*

我們怎麼可以從未意識到？

Have you seen "Terminator"?

我們怎麼可以從未意識到？！

This is Step One.

我們不應該濫用我們的能力。

How could we have been so blind?

這些機器出現了，來爲我們製造麻煩了！

HOW COULD HAVE WE BEEN SO BLIND?!

阿諾·史瓦辛格 是對的！

We shouldn't have abused our powers.

*所有你用你自身重量所做的運動都是棒的。*

The robots are here and they are here to f*** with us!

我們怎麼可能從未意識到？

Arnold Schwarzenegger was RIGHT!

這是人類文明的終結。

*reading a quote from the God himself*

這。是終結。

How could we have been so blind?

來試試其他照片。

This is the end of humanity.

*我不是很確定，但我想這是紅色白色和綠色。*

This. Is the end.

可能，人類還有希望。

Let's try another picture.

這張呢？

*reading the text of a stupid and clueless robot on-screen*

*我不是很確定，但我想這是一羣窗戶旁邊的長頸鹿。*

Maybe. There is hope for humanity after all.

現在我不知道一羣窗戶旁邊的長頸鹿长什麼樣了。

What about this image?

但是我很確定...

*reads the atrocious words of a robot who has never seen the truth*

這。不是！

Now I don't know, how giraffes next to a window would look like.

你以爲我沒看穿你的謊言嗎?

But I am fairly certain...

這！才是長頸鹿看進窗戶！

THIS. IS NOT IT!!

這個！才是長頸鹿！

Do you think I don't see through your lies?

看進一扇窗戶！

THIS! IS A GIRAFFE LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW!

這是一個噁心的網圖！

NOW THIS! IS A GIRAFFE!!

DJ Khaled呢？

LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW!

它能分辨出 DJ Khaled嗎？

THIS IS A S**TTY MEME!!

*我98%確定那是 DJ Khal-*

What about DJ Khaled?

我就知道。

Can it recognize DJ Khaled?

*我不是很確定，但我想這是一個人站在衝浪板上在滑板公園裏。*

"I am 98% sure that's DJ Khal-"

爲什麼會有人在滑板公園裏玩衝浪板？！

*magic*

JackSepticEye的這個網絡熱圖呢？

I knew it.

又對了。

*now back to the bot being a dumb dumb*

那這個**呢？

Now why the F*** WOULD YOU USE A SURFBOARD IN A SKATE PARK?!

我想這是一個長頸鹿的近照。

What about this meme of JackSepticEye?

這是什麼長頸鹿迷戀？!

It's spot-on again.

另一個。

(I am not writing this in the caption)

一羣人站在一頭牛旁邊。

*Again with the giraffes?*

是。是的沒錯。

WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH GIRAFFES?!

這是山羊！媽的智障！

Anotha one.

那我呢？

*Is that a cow???*

我怎麼樣？

Yeah. Yeah, that's-

我想是一個拿着泰迪熊女孩。

THAT'S A GOAT, YOU F***ING IDIOT!!!

而她看起來很...

What about ME?

你怎麼敢。

What about me?

我要告訴湯不熱這個。

*it's got one part right*

我會找到那些長頸鹿，

*the teddy bear part, of course. What did you think I meant?*

讓他們接受審判。

how f***ing dare you

包括負責這個標題機器的什麼人。

I'm gonna tell tumblr about this.

噢。

I will find the Giraffes... ( Falcon Lovers )

我在看着你....

...and I will put them to justice.

好吧兄弟們！感謝你們又看了另一個短片，喜歡的話謝謝你們給我留一個讚！阿里噶多！

Including whoever is responsible for this CaptionBot.

把你們從標題機器得到的結果發到我的臉...

ow.

*打嗝* 書專頁上。

I'm watching you...

一如既往，謝謝大家的觀看！

(And so are we, Pewds. So are we.)

繼續酷酷的喲！！

*LE 2ND GASP*

Alright Bros! Thank you so much for watching another video! If you enjoyed, thank you for leaving a like! I really appreciate it!

Post on my FaceBook page some of the results you got from Capt-

*burps* -ionBot.

And as always, Thank You Bros so much for watching!

Stay Awesome Bros!!

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