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  • Science...

    科學...

  • ...is incredible.

    ...是驚人的。

  • We got talking robots...

    我們有了會說話的機器人...

  • Self-Driving Cars...

    自動駕駛汽車...

  • Virtual Reality is becoming real...

    虛擬現實正在成爲現實...

  • And Now...

    而現在...

  • The next big step for humanity and science...

    對人類和科學而言的一大步...

  • The amazing team of Microsoft Engineer

    微軟工程師的神奇隊伍

  • Have developed a program that will caption any-

    編寫了一個程序來...

  • an- ANY image!

    為任何圖像加上標題!

  • PERFECT.

    完美。

  • Let's show how it works...

    一起看看它是怎麼運作的...

  • Use this photo.

    用這張照片。

  • *reading off text on-screen*

    *我想這是一座覆蓋着雪的山。*

  • *Pewds is amazed*

    它***的是怎麼知道的?!

  • How the f*** did it know that?!

    這怎麼可能?

  • *Pewds is still amazed*

    這是什麼?

  • How is that possible?

    連我都不知道這是什麼...

  • What is this?

    烤三明...

  • I don't even know what this is...

    *吸氣*

  • A grilled sandw-

    你看過 魔鬼終結者 嗎?

  • *LE GASP*

    這是第一步。

  • *Mind has been blown*

    我們怎麼可以從未意識到?

  • Have you seen "Terminator"?

    我們怎麼可以從未意識到?!

  • This is Step One.

    我們不應該濫用我們的能力。

  • How could we have been so blind?

    這些機器出現了,來爲我們製造麻煩了!

  • HOW COULD HAVE WE BEEN SO BLIND?!

    阿諾·史瓦辛格 是對的!

  • We shouldn't have abused our powers.

    *所有你用你自身重量所做的運動都是棒的。*

  • The robots are here and they are here to f*** with us!

    我們怎麼可能從未意識到?

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger was RIGHT!

    這是人類文明的終結。

  • *reading a quote from the God himself*

    這。是終結。

  • How could we have been so blind?

    來試試其他照片。

  • This is the end of humanity.

    *我不是很確定,但我想這是紅色白色和綠色。*

  • This. Is the end.

    可能,人類還有希望。

  • Let's try another picture.

    這張呢?

  • *reading the text of a stupid and clueless robot on-screen*

    *我不是很確定,但我想這是一羣窗戶旁邊的長頸鹿。*

  • Maybe. There is hope for humanity after all.

    現在我不知道一羣窗戶旁邊的長頸鹿长什麼樣了。

  • What about this image?

    但是我很確定...

  • *reads the atrocious words of a robot who has never seen the truth*

    這。不是!

  • Now I don't know, how giraffes next to a window would look like.

    你以爲我沒看穿你的謊言嗎?

  • But I am fairly certain...

    這!才是長頸鹿看進窗戶!

  • THIS. IS NOT IT!!

    這個!才是長頸鹿!

  • Do you think I don't see through your lies?

    看進一扇窗戶!

  • THIS! IS A GIRAFFE LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW!

    這是一個噁心的網圖!

  • NOW THIS! IS A GIRAFFE!!

    DJ Khaled呢?

  • LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW!

    它能分辨出 DJ Khaled嗎?

  • THIS IS A S**TTY MEME!!

    *我98%確定那是 DJ Khal-*

  • What about DJ Khaled?

    我就知道。

  • Can it recognize DJ Khaled?

    *我不是很確定,但我想這是一個人站在衝浪板上在滑板公園裏。*

  • "I am 98% sure that's DJ Khal-"

    爲什麼會有人在滑板公園裏玩衝浪板?!

  • *magic*

    JackSepticEye的這個網絡熱圖呢?

  • I knew it.

    又對了。

  • *now back to the bot being a dumb dumb*

    那這個**呢?

  • Now why the F*** WOULD YOU USE A SURFBOARD IN A SKATE PARK?!

    我想這是一個長頸鹿的近照。

  • What about this meme of JackSepticEye?

    這是什麼長頸鹿迷戀?!

  • It's spot-on again.

    另一個。

  • (I am not writing this in the caption)

    一羣人站在一頭牛旁邊。

  • *Again with the giraffes?*

    是。是的沒錯。

  • WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH GIRAFFES?!

    這是山羊!媽的智障!

  • Anotha one.

    那我呢?

  • *Is that a cow???*

    我怎麼樣?

  • Yeah. Yeah, that's-

    我想是一個拿着泰迪熊女孩。

  • THAT'S A GOAT, YOU F***ING IDIOT!!!

    而她看起來很...

  • What about ME?

    你怎麼敢。

  • What about me?

    我要告訴湯不熱這個。

  • *it's got one part right*

    我會找到那些長頸鹿,

  • *the teddy bear part, of course. What did you think I meant?*

    讓他們接受審判。

  • how f***ing dare you

    包括負責這個標題機器的什麼人。

  • I'm gonna tell tumblr about this.

    噢。

  • I will find the Giraffes... ( Falcon Lovers )

    我在看着你....

  • ...and I will put them to justice.

    好吧兄弟們!感謝你們又看了另一個短片,喜歡的話謝謝你們給我留一個讚!阿里噶多!

  • Including whoever is responsible for this CaptionBot.

    把你們從標題機器得到的結果發到我的臉...

  • ow.

    *打嗝* 書專頁上。

  • I'm watching you...

    一如既往,謝謝大家的觀看!

  • (And so are we, Pewds. So are we.)

    繼續酷酷的喲!!

  • *LE 2ND GASP*

  • Alright Bros! Thank you so much for watching another video! If you enjoyed, thank you for leaving a like! I really appreciate it!

  • Post on my FaceBook page some of the results you got from Capt-

  • *burps* -ionBot.

  • And as always, Thank You Bros so much for watching!

  • Stay Awesome Bros!!

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