♪ Never going to get it, Never going to get it ♪

永遠得不到它，永遠得不到它，

♪ WaWaWooh ♪

哇哇嗚

♪ Never going to get it, Never going to get it ♪

永遠得不到它，永遠得不到它，

Look at him

各位，來看一下

Does anything about that look normal to you?

這傢伙根本是怪咖

♪ Say no way ♪

說不行

Let's wreck 'em

來弄他一下

(cheering and laughing)

歡呼 & 大笑

Here Benny

拿著，Benny，遮一下

Well there is no coming back from that

這會變成他一輩子的陰影

My Man!

童鞋（同學）！

You better back up man

退後

Whoa!

哇

Calvin! It's me Bob

卡文！是我，包柏

Whoa, Calvin its me Bob

哇嗚，卡文，是我，包柏啦

Sorry, do I know you?

拍謝，你是?

Robbie "Weird D*ck"..

我是羅比威爾迪克

From high School

你的高中同學

Gahh! Man look at you've lost like 200 pounds

天呀，你起碼瘦了200磅

What did you do?

有啥撇步?

I just did one thing

我只做一件事

I need to know

快跟我說

I worked out 6 hours a day, everyday for the last 20 years straight.

我每天健身六小時，連做 20年，從沒間斷

You should know one thing about me

你需要知道一件事

I'm in the CIA

我是中情局的人

Are you joking with me right now?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎?

Get Down! Drop your weapons

趴下！放下你的武器

I got a plan

我有個計畫

It might get us both killed but

失敗的話我們都會死

If it works it will be a totally bust story. Cool?

但如果成功，我倆會成為英雄，酷吧?

No! No it's not cool?!

不！不！一點都不酷？

Cool..

酷

No, I said it's not cool!

不，我說它一點都不酷

Woooooh!

嗚！

AAAAAAHHHHH

啊....

3 weeks ago an enemy of the state stole the encryption keys to the entire US spy satellite program

3星期前，敵方偷走了美國間諜衛星的解鎖碼

I need your super sweet accounting skills

我需要你超級無敵的會計功力

To help me figure out the last piece of this puzzle

幫我找出那個人

You're like a chocolate Google. BOOP BOOP!

你就像黑人版的谷狗大神，噗

Don't do that stop it, stop it.

不要碰我，停，停

You were the coolest guy in school

高中時，你是學校的風雲人物

You're my only friend Calvin

也是我唯一的朋友，卡文

You're the only one in this whole world that I trust

也是我在這個世界上唯一相信的人

Now that you're in.

現在，既然又幫了我一次

I'm not in

沒有，我沒有

I know, but they think you're in.

我知道，但那些壞人不知道呀

But I'm not

可是我沒有

Probably one of these perception versus reality things happening right now.

你可能是有點搞不清楚狀況喔

I am out!!

不要不要，我不玩

Ohhhh!

噢！

Ohh!!!

噢！

Which car are we taking?

我們要開哪台車呀？

Not that one

不是這一台

Oh my god

喔，我的天

oh god

喔，天呀

You choose to be an international CIA spy

你決定去當中情局間諜的原因是什麼咧

Because I don't like bullies

因為哥我不喜歡霸凌

You were like Jason Bourne in Jork

你根本就是穿短褲的傑森包恩

Did you see that guy?!

你看到那傢伙了嗎?

I did the thing!

我成功了！

I did the thing Bob!

那樣戳他，我成功了！

Yeah!

耶

Yeah!

耶

You remember those back flips you used to do

還記得你以前常做的後空翻嗎?

Lets do the flip

再來一次

awwwhh

噢

That was so close

只差一點點啦