Name: IAN GETS KIDNAPPED (Part Timers #15) (IAN GETS KIDNAPPED (Part Timers #15))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:05:07.000Z
Duration: 10 min 15 s

- If you aim for my face, you'll hit the apple.

-你要瞄準我的臉，才能打到我頭上的蘋果

- Okay, I can't concentrate if you keep talking.

-唉唷，妳一直講話我沒辦法專心啦

- Well, if you hit me in the vagina again,

-好啦好啦，不說那麼多廢話了，好了嗎？

- See, this is why we test out the tee-shirt cannon

-妳看，這就是我們對小屁孩開砲前 (譯註: tee-shirt cannon為空氣砲)

- [women singing] No you know you're stuck here

- (女聲) 你錯了，你明知道自己被困在這裡

- [woman singing] As long as it's not hard

- [woman singing] As soon as you get a car

- [man singing] You're gonna be a huge success

- [woman singing] Come on that's not who you are

- (女聲) 拜託，你以為你是誰？

- [man singing] You're a part-timer cursed

- (男聲) 實習工讀生是一種詛咒

And this low-paying job is as bad as it seems

但薪水就跟表面看起來一樣的糟

Seriously, dude? - Like, what the [bleep]?

兄弟，認真的嗎？ -你到底在這裡做什麼啊？

- Something tells me she's not gonna take the bribe.

- I'm not gonna take the money and neither are you.

-我不會拿走這些錢，你們也別想占為己有

但聞起來不像清潔劑啊 (譯註: 伊恩誤以為羅莉講的洗錢是真的把錢拿去洗)

- Ella, go hide the money until I can figure out

-艾拉，在我找到這些錢的失主前

You were messing around with that damn tee-shirt cannon

說，你們不會又用那該死的空氣砲把餐廳

拜託，為什麼我們不能把錢留下來？

可能是來自毒品啊，或是血鑽石

那裡有一堆箱子裡面都裝這些蛋

鱷梨沙拉醬的原料嘛 (譯註: guacamole是美洲阿茲特克文化裡的傳統調料，用酪梨製成果醬一樣，以便用來蘸著主食吃)

- Ian, go back up there and see if there's anything else.

-伊恩，再上去看看還有沒有其他東西

I don't want to be an accessory to anything.

Taking fruit across the California border

這些水果未經許可就從加州邊境運送過來

And smugglers are some of the most dangerous criminals around.

這些走私者一定都是一些罪大惡極的罪犯

等一下，那萬一我遭遇不測怎麼辦？

-喔，又沒差，找個人替代你就好了

-恩，安全妥當，不會有人發現的喔

- What do you think he's gonna find besides avocados?

-妳覺得伊恩除了挖到鱷梨還會找到什麼？

- Hopefully a turkey, lettuce, a Kaiser roll,

-希望有火雞、生菜、凱澤捲 (譯註: Kaiser roll為有折角的小圓麵包)

還有手工切片洋芋片(譯註: Kettle Chips為美國的洋芋片零食，因為是手工切片故形狀不一，販賣多種口味如紐約切達起司、酸奶洋蔥、蜂蜜、淡鹽等風味)

我不是跟你說過不要再打視訊給我了