Name: 如何和媽媽約會(Part Timers #8) (HOW TO DATE A MOM (Part Timers #8))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:05:05.000Z
Duration: 10 min 48 s

- [singing] 'Cause I'm hot, hot, hot for you, baby

- (唱歌) 因為我就是對妳這麼這麼地著迷，寶貝

-呃，剛好是我兒子生日才來這裡

我知道有個方法可以讓妳兒子的生日

- You can I can get together and we can give him back

-就趁著他還沒長大之前，妳跟我在一起

How would you like Porky to be your dad, huh?

你想不想要小箭豬變成你的爸爸啊？

- (喘不過氣) 等一下，等一下！

我不能再隨便勾搭上人家的母親了

- You're a part-timer cursed with full-time dreams

- 實習工讀生是一種詛咒，雖然你充滿夢想

But seriously, dude. - Like, what the [bleep]?

- 兄弟，認真的嗎？ -你到底在這裡做什麼啊？

-妳知道嗎，女生通常都會愛上我

Now they don't even see me as step-dad material.

但現在竟然連好繼父也稱不上了

Somewhere I've just lost my special lady touch.

真不知道我是什麼時候失去吸引女人的特殊能力 (譯註: touch也有「才能」的意思)

- You're much more attractive when you're not talking.

-你不說話的時候還反而比較有魅力呢

I'm not saying that would've been a total loss,

我的意思不是說如果他們不上急救課就是損失

but I am saying you should let me teach a first aid class.

但我希望的是妳能准許我為他們上急救課

You don't need ten minutes for every move.

你不用每移動一步都要先想個10分鐘吧

No one knows anything about safety around here.

這裡沒有一個人有足夠的職業安全知識

- I can hold my breath up to seven minutes

- Got to take the load off sometime, huh?

-再忙也得稍微休息一下，是吧？

你知道，從來都沒有人跟你說過

當了媽以後，就得無限滿足孩子的需求

- Thank you all for attending first aid class.

-感謝今天大家都來參加急救教育課程

Just one of the many benefits we're offering

這是作為我們為這一帶條狀商業社區

-店裡的正妹會提供披薩給我們嗎？

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如何和媽媽約會(Part Timers #8) (HOW TO DATE A MOM (Part Timers #8))