My name is Tyler Oakley and I'm here with-

- Sawyer Hartman, what's up everybody?

- Fabulous Sawyer Hartman.

So Sawyer, what's our thing that we always do.

- We get drunk.

- And then what?

- We collab.

Hence drunk collabs.

- Hence the drunk collab.

We found one video on his channel (laughs)

where we played the-

- Backwards words game.

- It was a shit show.

- It's really fun.

- We took a lot of shots of alcohol.

- We got drunk.

- The drinks are gonna continue.

We are getting into the Halloween spirit.

I'm a hamburger (laughs).

- I am a priest.

- A sexy priest.

This is all I can fit into.

This is the most annoying thing I own.

I feel beautiful.

I feel like in this costume-

- You shine.

- I shine.

I think the only way to kick this off

is to take a couple shots.

- Oh hmm.

- Mm hmm.

- Mm hmm.

- Wait no.

Wait, I've got a joke.

A priest and hamburger walk into a video-

- And take shots?

(upbeat music)

(coughs)

Eww. (groans)

- Please be careful, please be careful

The last thing I need is blood on my couch.

Oh look at this.

- What?

(laughs) You're good at that movement.

- Yeah bitch.

Oh yes.

- Oh I popped the top of my pumpkin.

- Oh yes.

- Ew what does it smell like?

- That smells like yo booty.

- Oh my booty goo.

- I don't like how-

Oh god, ew.

Oh that's disgusting.

- Not on my carpet Sawyer.

Every time you get it on the carpet you take a shot.

- Look how big your hole is.

(laughs)

- Will you stop admiring my hole?

You are the bitch.

- Stick your nose in there and smell.

- What would you say is the best Halloween costume

you ever had?

- I put a cardboard box over me

and drew some drawers on it,

and then put a lampshade on my head.

I was a one night stand.

- Even in high school you were a piece of shit.

One year we were trick-or-treating,

and we were going around town,

and we had full pillowcases of candy.

And these high schoolers, they took all of our candy.

- Ah, that was probably me.

- But we went to the next house

and told them what had happened,

and they gave us all of their candy.

So then we were like, "Oh."

So then we went to every house with empty bags

and told them our candy got stolen.

We got so much candy.

- That's horrible.

Think about all the nice people.

- I don't think I give a fuck.

I think you just spilled some,

which means we're doin' shots.

To just us ghouls.

- Mmm.

That blew whiskey in my eye.

(laughter)

God, dude, this thing is so gutsy.

- How gutsy we talkin, you filthy mother-fucker?

- It's like hairy and shit in here.

- Gross. - Ew.

A pumpkin vicious.

- OH my go-

- Yeah?

You know what's easier probably-

- Oh don't.

That's disgusting.

- Wait, it's so warm in here inside.

- Ew, gross.

- Is it warm in yours?

- Move it.

Get your fucking hand out of my pumpkin.

Get your hand outta my pumpkin Tyler Oakley.

- Wait yours feels good.

(screams)

- Sarah come in here.

- Oh it's so slippery.

- Your hand is so big, I don't, Ow.

(grunts)

- Get deeper.

- You'll break the pumpkin.

- There's an ancient saying that Ghandi once said.

And I quote, "YOLO."

This is the most action I've gotten

in a long, long time.

- (clears throat) Bullshit.

- Here, will you-

- Oh, get it away from me.

- (mumbles) a burger and a priest, what you do?

- I don't know anything.

I'm gonna make the most beautiful design.

Something gallant, something festive.

Where the fuck is my knife?

What are you doing?

- Don't worry about what I'm doing.

Don't look.

- Don't look at mine either.

- Don't look at mine, you slut.

- So what?

- Oh, to Halloween.

We wanna know what you're wearing as a costume,

so put it in a comment.

So as we're drunk we can read it.

- Don't get so excited Sawyer.

(laughs)

While you're down there tell Sawyer to fuck off.

Yay.

- I'm just fucking cuttin' mine up.

Oy.

- Okay, time for an update.

So what you got so far.

- I have a cat attached to a wall.

He's attached to the wall because if he wasn't

he'd fall into the pumpkin.

- Mine is-

- A huge dick. - This is a huge dick.

I know exactly what I'm doing now.

I have gotten the vision.

Internet, do you know what that is so far?

You know what that is?

- A down below button?

- You're so close.

- Mine's kinda got a hillbilly (mumbles)

but you can't judge it because it's cute.

- Well, I mean-

- Looks like Jenny's dog.

- What are you doing?

(mumbles)

- I'm drunk.

- Let's do a shot in memory of Jenny's dog.

- Halloween candy.

- I bought Halloween candy.

Go get it.

How come you don't wanna go get it?

- It's too far man.

- Should we get it?

God is good.

God is real.

God-

Bitch it's in the fucking plastic bag.

(laughter)

I've never been so disrespected.

How very dirty.

You get no chocolate.

(car alarm)

- Someone's stealing your automobile.

- My car doesn't have some type of

defense mechanism.

My car is ghetto with funk.

You think I got some sorta-

I'm a hamburger.

No.

- You're a cheeseburger.

- I don't care how you see me.

It's how I identify.

For my second picture I made the reblog button on Tumbler.

- This is my-

(screams)

- Oh my god, I knocked his tooth out.

If you like this video be sure to give it a thumbs up.

- If you wanna see how we got so drunk,

somewhere in the description is my video

where we took shots for saying words backwards.

- Sawyer went to go pee, so I got my leftover weirdo.

(upbeat music)

Awesome.

That is all we have for you guys today.

I hope you have a good life

and we will see you guys next time.

- Love you all.

- Bye. - Bye.

- It's five pm, I'm feelin' like a hamburger.

(laughter)