- This is my childhood.

這是我的童年耶

- This is my show.

這是我愛的節目

- ♪ You get the limo out front ♪ - (singing softly)

♪ 禮車停在家門外 ♪ （輕唱）

- (both) ♪ Wah-ooo ♪

（一起）♪ 哇嗚～♪

- This show is sacred to me.

這個節目對我來說超神聖耶

- I miss all of these people.

我想念裡面所有的人

- That show was my shit!

這個節目完全就是我的菜

Why am I watching this?

我到底為什麼要看這個？

- I never knew that was her real dad until I grew up.

我長大才知道節目裡的爸爸真的就是她爸

Did you see that swaggy turn?

你有看到那個超炫的轉身嗎？

Did you see that? Wow!

你有看到哪個嗎？哇！

- Hey, a lot of guys watched this too, okay?

嘿拜託，也有很多男生看這個節目好嗎？

So it's not just a girl show.

所以這才不是只屬於女生的節目勒

- That's my childhood. (chuckles)

那真的是我的童年耶（咯咯笑）

That's such a stupidly amazing show.

那真的是一個愚蠢但是又很棒的節目耶

- This is, like, throwback central.

這就完全像是超級大回顧

- It makes me kind of sad. (laughing) I miss that.

這讓我覺得好感傷喔。 （大笑）我懷念那個

- (Finebros) So that was the original opening for Hannah Montana.

所以剛剛我們看的那個是孟漢娜的原始版開場

- Of course it was!

那是當然的囉！

- (Finebros) Would you say that you were a fan of the show

你小時候

when you were younger? - I never saw an episode.

是那個節目的粉絲嗎？ 我一集都沒看過。

I always thought it was more a girl show.

我總是覺得那感覺起來比較像是女生節目

- It was one of those shows that I watched a lot,

這是其中一個我超常看的節目

but it wasn't my favorite show on the Disney Channel.

但這不是我的最愛

- I love Hannah Montana. It was such a good show.

我愛孟漢娜！那真的是個很棒的節目

- I was target Disney Channel audience when this show came out.

當這個節目剛推出時，我剛好是他們的忠實觀眾

- I watched every single episode.

每一集我都有看！

With my Girl Scout troop, we all went to go see the 3D movie together.

我跟我的女童軍朋友們大家一起去看孟漢娜的3D電影

- I actually went on set of the Hannah Montana movie.

其實，我還去參觀孟漢娜電影版的場景

I remember I was young, and all I wanted to do

我記得當我還小的時候，我唯一的願望只有

was meet Miley Cyrus.

見到麥莉本人。

- I watched the first episode when it aired,

這個節目第一集播出的時候我有看

and I watched the last episode when it aired... so, yes.

最後一集播出的時候我也有看，所以...我是！

- ♪ There's always gonna be another mountain ♪

♪ 一山還有一山高 ♪

- ♪ I'm always gonna wanna make it move ♪

♪ 我一定會克服萬難 ♪

♪ Always gonna be an uphill ba-- ♪

♪ 即使百經挫折 ♪

- ♪ Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose ♪

♪ 即使必有失去 ♪

- Does that answer your question?

這樣有回答到你的問題了嗎？

- So for those who don't know, what is the general plot of Hannah Montana?

有些人可能沒看過，說說孟漢娜的基本劇情是什麼？

- Hannah Montana is this ordinary girl.

孟漢娜是一個很平凡的女生

- She's got her best friend, and they would go on these adventures.

她跟她的好朋友會一起去冒險

- She was living a double life as a super star and a regular girl,

她有著超級巨星以及平凡少女的雙重身分

but when she's a super star, she put on a blond wig,

當他是一個超級巨星時，她就會戴上金色的假髮

and no one knew for some reason.

而基於某些原因，沒有人知道他的真實身份

- If they tried to make a show about that now,

如果現在有類似的節目推出

I'd think it was really corny.

我覺得真的蠻俗的

- It could probably still be a good show today,

現在要播的話應該也還不錯

but it's just the nostalgia that makes

不過我覺得純粹是因為懷舊

all the shows back then a bit better.

才讓他們感覺這麼棒

-So we are covering this on the show because

所以我們之所以要做這部影片的原因是

Hannah Montana debuted on the Disney Channel

孟漢娜在迪士尼頻道的首播是

back in 2006. - Wow. That's weird.

2006年。 哇，感覺好奇怪

- Oh my god! That's crazy.

我的天啊！這太瘋狂了！

Ten years?

十年了？

- (Finebros) Making it about to have its ten year anniversary.

所以今年就會是他的十週年紀念

- It's a ten year anniversary?!

已經十週年了？

- That's weird!

感覺好奇怪！

I don't like that at all.

我一點都不喜歡

- How does that make you feel?

這讓你覺得如何呢？

- I am so old!

我好老！

- It makes me feel old.

這讓我感覺我好老

- Oddly, old.

很奇怪的感覺很老

- I'm 14, but I feel old.

我才 14 歲，但我感覺好老

But I'm NOT old, but I feel old.

但我不老啊，不過我覺得好老

- That was my childhood, and so much time has really passed

那真的是我的童年，竟然過這麼久了

and it makes me think of how fast life really goes by.

這也讓我感覺時間真的過得很快

- This show is known for having a lot of catchphrases

這個節目因為有許多很琅琅上口的台詞而廣為人知

and interesting dialogue, and we have a few here

還有許多有趣的對話，我們這邊有一些

that we're gonna show you. - Oh boy!

我們想要你們看看。 噢，天啊！

(rapping table) Let's see them.

（拍打桌子）我們來看吧

- You know what they say, every now and then even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.

你知道他們怎麼說嗎？不管什麼時候即使是瞎了的豬也會叫

- What?

什麼？

- Hillbillies.

完全是鄉巴佬

- I don't remember that one.

我不知道這個耶

- Billy Ray Cyrus, what a man.

Billy Ray Cyrus，他真是經典

-Yeah, it's about as stupid as a vegetarian

沒錯，這愚蠢到像是一個素食主義者

havin' breakfast at the Beef N' Waffle. - What?

跑到牛肉鬆餅店吃早餐。 什麼？

- That's not even clever.

這超蠢的！

- It's typical Disney!

這完全是典型迪士尼！

- I don't remember this.

我不記得這個耶

They sound so awful.

他們聽起來好糟糕

- I'm so ranky, I taste my own stanky!

誰能管我我最臭！

- It's weird.

這好奇怪

Like, I don't remember their southern accents being that thick.

我不記得南方口音有那麼濃厚耶

- It just rhymes.

這只是為了押韻而已

It's not-- oh my god. I thought they were so much more clever.

這才不是... 我的天啊，我以為他們很聰明

- Is this show worse than I remember?

這個節目竟然比我記憶中還要糟嗎？

- Don't make me annoyed with one of my favorite childhood shows.

不要讓我覺得我最喜歡的童年節目很糟糕

- Yee doggy!! - Okay, I've heard "yee doggy" before.

「咦～狗狗～」好吧，我之前有聽過「咦～狗狗～」

- I remember. - Yee doggies!

我記得！「咦～狗狗～」

- Yee doggies!

「咦～狗狗～」

- It's weird how much I remember all of these.

超怪的我竟然都記得！

- It kind of makes me cringe.

呃，超尷尬的

You don't realize how weird the acting is when you're young.

小時候都沒注意過這演得多誇張

- Yee doggy!

「咦～狗狗～」

- That was pretty good, huh?

那其實還不錯，對吧？

-Dang flabbit! - I remember this one.

「該死！」我記得這個！

- Dang-- - Dang flabbit! I remember that one.

「該死！」我記得這個！

- Dang flabbit! - Dang flabbit was always my favorite.

「該死！」「該死！」是我最喜歡的一句

- That was pretty good. That was good.

那其實還不錯

- This catchphrase--

天啊這些台詞

- (Miley) Bam!

（麥莉）Bam！

- (together) Bam!

（大家一起）Bam！

- (Miley) Bam!

（麥莉）Bam！

- (Lilly) Bam!

（莉莉）Bam！

- (Miley) Bam!

（麥莉）Bam！

- Bam? (chuckles)

Bam? （咯咯笑）

- That was iconic. Iconic.

那真的超經典的

- Lilly and Miley are friendship goals.

莉莉跟麥莉完全是友情目標指南

- Sweet niblets!

「討厭！」

- I remember this one too.

我也記得這個

- Sweet niblets!

「討厭！」

Sweet niblets!

「討厭！」

- Is it bad they're all so cringy?

他們看起來都很尷尬欸，這是壞事嗎？

- Sweet niblets.

「討厭！」

- Sweet, nutty niblets!

「有夠討厭！」

- Oh, I miss these.

噢，我好懷念這些

- What is a sweet niblet?

到底什麼是 sweet niblet

- When they're about to say a catchphrase, you know

你幾乎猜得到他們什麼時候會說那些台詞

because they go, like, so deep south.

因為他們來自很南方的地區

- I think they were wannabe hillbillies, like low-key,

我想他們想要當那種低調的南方鄉下人

I think that was the point of it, but obviously they're not.

但重點是，他們很明顯就不是啊

(laughing)

（大笑）

- So let's talk a little bit about Miley Cyrus.

所以我們來談談麥莉吧！

When she played Hannah Montana, could you ever have imagined

當她在演孟漢娜的時候，妳能夠想像

her having the image that she has today?

她會變成今天這種形象嗎？

- No.

不

- No way. - No. No.

不可能！不！

- Of course not! No, she's crazy now.

當然不！她根本瘋了

- This little girl on an innocent Disney show for kids

這個當初天真的迪士尼女孩

has now turned into Wrecking Ball.

現在已經變成唱Wrecking Ball那個女生了

There's no correlation between the two.

這兩者之間完全沒有關聯啊

- I couldn't have imagined it, but I'm fine with it.

我完全無法想像，但其實我是無所謂啦

- We didn't understand how she felt like

我們根本不知道那時候她感覺如何

because we just saw her as Miley Cyrus on this show.

因為我們認識的她從來就只是電視上的那個麥莉

We didn't see her as what she thought of herself.

我們從沒有真的從「她怎麼看待她自己」這個角度去認識她

- So, real quick, as it is ten years later,

好，我們來快速看過十年之後

let's take a look, side-by-side, of the images of the actors from then to now. - Okay.

這些演員的前後對照圖。好呀！

- Oh wow.

噢，哇！

Oh my gosh, Miley looks beautiful.

我的天啊！麥莉看起來好美

- I think that's the most normal picture of Miley Cyrus that I've seen in like six years.

那大概是麥莉過去六年中最正常的照片吧

- Lilly, improved.

莉莉變正了耶

- Mitchel definitely looks way older.

Mitchel看起來絕對老了很多

- They all look like they've matured nicely.

他們看起來都變更成熟了

They grew up.

他們都長大了

- They're all cute, but they're just grow up now

他們之前很可愛，但他們現在都變大人了

and it's so weird to think about.

這樣想起來感覺超怪的說

- Here's one more. - What the heck?

這裡還有一個。 搞什麼？

- (cracking up)

（大笑）

- I feel like everyone just made wrong decisions with their hair.

覺得他們的髮型怎麼都更失敗了...

- I don't even know Rico's name, but he looks like a [bleep] boy now.

我甚至不知道Rico的名字，但他現在看起來超嫩的

- The terrifying thing is Jason Earles still looks exactly the same.

很可怕的事情是Jason Earles看起來依然一模一樣欸

- So Jason Earles, who played Miley's 16 year old brother,

Jason Earles 當年飾演麥莉的 16 歲哥哥

was actually 29 years old when the show was starting.

但其實節目開拍時他已經 29 歲了

- Wait, what?

什麼！？

- Wow, that's so weird! (laughs)

哇！感覺好怪 （大笑）

- Wait, that means he's 40 now!

等一下，所以他現在已經 40 歲了欸！

- He's, like, almost the age of my dad.

他都可以當我爸了！

- That's ridiculous!

這太誇張了！

There are people who would kill to look that young.

超多人絞盡腦汁就是為了看起來很年輕呀！

- So what do you think the legacy of Hannah Montana is in mainstream culture?

你覺得「孟漢娜」這個節目對於大眾文化代的影響為何？

- I think it's gonna be known

我覺得這部節目會被視為

as a really, really good Disney show.

真的真的很棒的迪士尼節目

- Hopefully, it'll live forever.

希望他會在人們心中永遠長存

- 30 years down the line, there'll be some new form of social media,

三十年後，社群媒體會出現全新的潮流

and 16 year olds will be like, "Like if you remember Hannah Montana,"

十六歲的人大概會發起類似這種活動：「如果你還記得孟漢娜就點個讚吧」

and, "Only true 2000's kids remember Hannah Montana."

或是「只有2000年左右出生的小孩會記得孟漢娜」

- Honestly, it's Miley Cyrus that people will remember.

老實說，我覺得麥莉才是那個會被大家記得的

- People are just gonna look at Miley Cyrus and just be like,

大家會看著麥莉然後說

"Remember when she was like that?"

「你還記得當她還是孟漢娜的時候嗎？」

- Our generation kinda still admires the show.

我們這個世代的孩子其實多少還是蠻喜歡這個節目的

We all know that we enjoyed it a lot,

我們都知道我們很享受這個節目

and, honestly, if you were to play it we'd probably all sit down

老實說如果你要放整集孟漢娜的話，我們大概都會好好坐下來

and watch it again.

然後再看一遍

-Finally, there is a trend

最後，最近有個潮流

to bring back old TV shows these days.

就是回顧以前的電視節目

So would you want to see a reunion of characters from Hannah Montana?

所以你會想要看這些孟漢娜的成員重新聚在一起嗎？

- Of course!

當然！

- I'd love to see that.

我很樂意看到這個！

- I think it would be cool.

我覺得這一定會很酷

- Yes, I would, just to see if Miley Cyrus does anything.

當然！但只是想要看看麥莉會不會做出什麼荒唐的事

- I would love if they managed to do a complete reunion

他們應該辦個卡司大團圓

with all of the things that they've done since, being in continuity.

接續他們之前的故事

- I don't think it's really time to have a reunion.

我不覺得需要來個大團圓

- I'm just a firm believer in don't fix what isn't broken.

我覺得沒有必要矯枉過正

It was a good show and we should leave it at a good show.

這節目曾經很棒，我們也應該讓他這樣留在我們心中

- I get the spin-off shows and stuff, but there needs to be new stuff.

我可以理解番外篇呀等等的，但是總得推陳出新

Not everything needs to be rehashed.

並不是所有東西重新來過都會比較好

- Truth!

沒錯！

- Thanks for watching this episode of Teens React.

感謝收看這集的青少年反應

- Let us know in the comments what old television show

如果想看什麼舊節目的反應特輯

we should react to next.

就在下方留言讓我們知道吧！

- You want to have the best of both worlds?

魚與熊掌皆想兼得？

Like AND subscribe.

按讚跟訂閱吧！

- Dang nabbit! This episode's over.

「該死！」這集結束了！

But see you next time.

但下次見啦

- Bye. Bam!

拜拜！Bam！