Nice to meet you, too.

我也很高興見到你

You're awesome, you're amazing.

你超棒，超猛的

You're awesome and you're amazing, too.

你也超棒，超猛的

Thank you.

謝謝

So, and I'm shocked that you didn't win

所以，我蠻驚訝你竟然沒有贏得比賽

and I'm sure you're shocked and many people are shocked.

我相信你自己也很驚訝，其他人也很驚訝

This is your first year in this contest?

這是你第一次參加這個比賽？

Yeah, so this was the first time that I did the NBA Dunk Contest.

是的，這是我第一年參加 NBA 灌籃大賽

And didn't you think I'm gonna win?

但你沒想到我會贏嗎？

Yeah, of course.

當然有想到

Yeah. [LAUGH]

對啊

I went in very prepared.

我充分地準備這場比賽

You know, I had all my dunks lined up.

你知道，計畫好了我的灌籃策略

I thought if I made all four

我以為如果四個灌籃都成功

of my dunks then I thought I would win.

我應該就會贏得比賽

(Yes.) It didn't happen like that.

(沒錯) 但事情並不如我所願

No it didn't.

並沒有如你所願

But will you go back next year and outdo yourself again?

但你明年會再參加，然後突破自己的紀錄吧？

You know, I'm not sure.

我不確定耶

Oh, come on!

別裝了！

That was a good way to go out.

這是個很好的努力方向

No! [LAUGH]

不是！

I'm not sure.

我不確定

Once it comes closer, I'm gonna

下次等到比賽將近，我可能會

play it a little close to the vest, (I see.)

把狀態調到最好 (我懂)

And let everybody know

再讓大家知道

if I'm gonna do it or not.

我到底要不要參加

I see. So we're begging you basically.

了解。所以我們是在求你參加就對了

You want us to beg you.

你想要我們求你參加

The NBA maybe.

或許讓NBA求我

Yeah, so, well, obviously, we're talking about it,

是啊，所以，顯然我們在討論灌籃

but we all wanna watch you do that and

但我們其實想要看你灌籃或

Uh, I don't know if you're gonna do that but

呃，我不知道你是不是要做那個，不過

you're gonna show us some of the dunks.

你要秀給我們一些灌籃招數

It's over here. Let's walk over here.

場地在那兒。一起走過去吧

Yeah, sure. (All right!)

當然 (很好)

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

(All right.) You want me to hold that?

(很好) 你需要我拿那個嗎？

I'll hold it. All right.

我拿就好。很好

Here we go.

開始囉

So we'll just start off real slow. (Yeah.) Nice and easy.

所以我們先慢慢來。(是的) 慢慢來不用急

Here we go.

開始囉

[NOISE] [APPLAUSE] Nice and easy.

[噪音][掌聲] 慢慢來不用急

Just like that.

就像這樣

Real slow.

慢慢來

Not bad, right?

還可以吧？

No, that's not bad at all.

不，這完全不只「還可以」

That's fantastic.

這超級棒的

Well, um, the judges give us on a scale of one to ten.

呃，評審會給我們一到十分

What do you give it? (That's eleven.)

你會給幾分呢？(我會給十一分)

Oh, nice!

喔，帥！

[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

[笑聲][掌聲]

All right, what else you got? (All right.)

好的，你還有哪些招呢？(好的)

I'm gonna need your help with this one, okay?

這招我會需要你的幫忙，可以嗎？

Okay, what do I do? (All right.)

可以啊，我要做什麼？(很好)

You just stand right here.

你只要站在這兒

Just like this holding the ball out.

就像這樣把球拿高

Okay.

好喔

I'm not as tall as you, so it's not going to be that high.

我不像你那麼高。所以你可能會覺得有點矮

That's okay. (All right.)

沒關係的 (好吧)

Right. A little higher.

好。再高一點點

A little higher.

再高一點點

Yeah, there you go right there.

就是這樣

All right. Just like that.

很好。就是這樣

Yeah.

耶

Doing perfect.

你做的很好

Okay. [LAUGH]

好的 [笑聲]

All right, you ready?

準備好了嗎？

My arm's tired.

我的手開始痠了

Are you ready? (Yeah.)

準備好囉？(準備好了)

All right, here we go.

好，那開始囉

[SOUND] [APPLAUSE] All right.

[灌籃聲][掌聲] 很好

[APPLAUSE] Not bad, right?

[掌聲] 應該還不錯吧？

Okay, what do I do now for you?

好的，現在我要為你做什麼？

You know, this is the finale.

你知道，這是最後一灌

I could be here dunking all night, like I said, but.

我雖然可以在這兒灌整晚，就像我說的，但

I could just jump over you, if that's okay.

我可以直接飛越你，如果你願意的話

Yes, umm...

是的，呃...

Yes.

是的

You could, but I have so many employees that need to work.

你可以這麼做，但我底下有許多員工需要工作

[LAUGH] Right.

[笑聲] 是齁

That have children on the way.

有小孩要養的員工們

And so if anything ever happened to me.

所以如果我發生了任何事情

I have somebody that you're gonna jump over.

我知道有一個人是你可以飛越過去的

Not me.

不是我

But there's somebody else we can afford to lose.

是個我們失去了也沒差的人

Andy? [APPLAUSE]

Andy? [掌聲]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

Andy.

Andy.

Hey, how are you doing?

嘿近來可好？

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

So, I don't want to be the one to

因為我不想當那個

go down in Ellen infamy and knock Ellen over.

把艾倫撞飛然後讓艾倫出糗的人

So I'm gonna to jump over you, okay? (That's all right.)

所以我來飛越你，好嗎？(都可以啊)

That's all right! So I'm going to need you to stand right like this,

非常好！那我需要你像這樣站直

holding the ball just like that, okay?

然後就像這樣拿著球，好嗎？

Oh, on me?

拿在我頭上？

Yeah, on your head.

是的，拿在你頭上

Turn around. (I gotta see where you're coming from.)

轉過來 (我想要知道你會從哪裡衝過來)

Right there, yeah.

就在那兒，對

Coming from right there, looking up, lean back.

我會從那兒過來，抬頭，身體向後傾

And all you're gonna feel is that.

你只管把球好好放在頭上

How do I know when you're coming?

我怎麼知道你甚麼時候會衝過來？

(How do I know...) You're just gonna know.

(他說我怎麼知道...) 時間到了你就知道了

Just don't even worry about it. (...how do I know when you're done?)

完全不需要擔心 (...我怎麼知道你完事了？)

Don't duck. You gotta be real firm for me, okay?

不要蹲。你要非常相信我，好嗎？

Real firm for me.

要非常相信我

(Please don't...) All right, right there. You ready?

(拜託不要...) 好的，就是這樣。準備好了嗎？

He just went “Please don't...”

他剛剛說「拜託不要...」

All right, here you go.

好的要開始囉

All right, we need a little...

好的我們需要一點...

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

[LAUGH]

[大笑]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

[SOUND]

[灌籃聲]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

[APPLAUSE] That was fantastic.

[掌聲] 這實在是太讚了

[APPLAUSE] Oh my God.

[掌聲] 我的老天

That was fantastic.

那實在是太猛了

(Thank you.) Wait, we must have...

(謝謝) 等等，我們肯定有...

Do we Andy's face from that shot, from that...?

我們有剛剛灌籃時Andy的臉部特寫嗎？

[LAUGH] Because his eyes were closed.

[笑聲] 他的眼睛閉超緊

He was so scared.

他超害怕的

[LAUGH] That was fantastic!

[笑聲] 這實在太猛了

And you're fantastic.

你也超猛的

Hold on. (You're fantastic.)

等等 (你超猛)

No, you're fantastic.

不，你比較猛

So you didn't win but you won to me.

所以雖然你沒有贏得灌籃大賽，但對我而言你已經贏了

So we have a trophy.

所以我們有個獎盃

(Oh Yes!) And it's the first year so

(喔太棒了！) 然後因為這是第一屆所以

we haven't really figured out how tall it should be, but that's for you.

我們還沒想清楚獎盃的大小，不過這是專屬於你的

Thank you. (You're welcome.)

謝謝你 (不客氣)

Slam dunk champ. (We'll be back!)

灌籃冠軍 (我們稍後回來)