Ani...

嗯...

I'm pregnant.

我懷孕了.

*gaaaaasp*

*驚訝*

I'm gonna be a father?!

我要當爸爸了？！

Shh! What are you doing?

噓！你在做什麼？

I'm so happy!

我太高興了！

Quiet!

安靜啦！

Everyone, I'm gonna be a father!

大家，我要當爸爸了！

My secret wife is pregnant, and she's gonna have a baby!

我的祕密老婆懷孕了, 而且他就要生小孩了！

Master Windu! Have you heard the news?!

雲杜大師！你有聽到這消息嗎？！

Yoda, where you at?

尤達，你在哪啊？

I'm gonna be a father!

我要當爸爸啦！

How Star Wars Revenge of the Sith Shoud Have Ended

議長指定我作為他在絕地議會裡的個人代表.

The chancellor wants me to be his personal representative on the jedi council.

*尤達咯咯笑*

*yoda giggle*

呃....不准

Uhhh... no.

為什麼？！

Why not?!

呃因為成員是我們自己選的

Uh because we elect our own members?

而且杜酷不是跟歐比王說共和國議會已經在西斯大君的控制之下了！

And because Dooku told Obi-Wan the senate was under the control of a sith lord!

對厚！

Oh yeah!

我忘記了.

I forgot about that.

退後！

Back away!

我自己來解決這個絕地瘦皮猴！

I will deal with this jedi slim myself!

出招吧！

Your move!

哈哈！我只是開玩笑的.

Haha! I'm just kidding.

開火殺了這個傻瓜！

Everyone shoot this fool!

我馬上後悔做了這個決定！

I immediately regret my decision!

哈哈哈哈哈！

Hahahaha!

*咳咳*

*coughs*

你必定前途無量！

We will watch your career with great interest!

做的好阿安納金！...殺了他.

Good Anakin good! ... Kill him.

原力黑暗面是通往許多未知能力的大道...

The darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities...

有些能力被認為是反自然的.

some consider to be unnatural.

你就是西斯大君！

You're the sith lord!

你終於想通啦！

Well it's about time you figured that out!

我已經給了一大堆提示了！

I've been dropping hints like crazy!

我學的比較慢.

I am a slow learner.

我要把你交給絕地議會.

I'm gonna turn you over to the jedi council.

你當然應該這樣做.

Of course you should.

但是你不確定...等等！你去哪裡？

But you're not sure of... wait! Where are you going?

我馬上打電話給他們！

I'm calling them right now!

不！不！

No! NO!

大師，我知道了一個可怕的真相！

Master, I've discovered a terrible truth!

議長是西斯大君!

The chancellor is a sith lord!

西斯大君？！

A sith lord?!

是的大師.

Yes master.

他試著引誘我墮入黑暗面

He's trying to tempt me with the dark side!

救我，安納金！絕地武士要謀反！

Help me, Anakin! The jedi are taking over!

你幹嘛電你自己！？

Why are you shocking yourself!?

救救我！

Help me!

我可以幫你救帕米的命！

I can help you save Padme!

他...非常的有效的在引誘我...

He's... very effective.

請儘快行動.

Please hurry.

別讓他離開！

Don't let him leave!

好的！

Okay!

我知道你們覺得亂揮光劍可以讓你們看起來很威！

Now I know you think just whipping out your lightsaber makes you look intimidating!

但是這次可能是西斯大君！

But this is possibly a sith lord we're talking about!

所以不管你做什麼...

So whatever you do...

別讓他慢慢的刺或是用一些蠢方法幹掉你！

don't just let him slowly stab you or something stupid like that!

我們即將面對猛烈抵抗！瞭嗎？

Expect severe resistance! Understand?

我們可是絕地大師咧！

We are jedi MASTERS for crying out loud!

了解嗎？

Got it?

鳥解.

Got it.

這可是叛變.

It's treason then.

吼吼吼吼！

Raaaaaaaagh!

幹的好！

Yeah!

這樣才對嘛！

That's what I'm talking about!

終於...

At last...

西斯大君被消滅了.

The lord of the sith is destroyed.

喔喔喔，他才不是西斯大君.

Ooooh hessa not the lord of the sith.

林北才是西斯大軍！

Messa the lord of the sith!

林北是達斯.恰恰！

Messa Darth Jar Jar!

這次你們麻煩大了！

And youssa in BIG doo doo this time!

吼吼！

AGGGGH!

夠了！

Enough is Enough!

怎麼這議會裡那麼多西斯大君！

I've had it with these nerf herding sithlords in this nerf herding senate!

所以，你媽媽沒有因為難產而死...

And then, your mother DIDN'T die in child birth...

我也知道我的惡夢只是一個圈套.

and I knew all my nightmares were just a trap.

是圈套嗎？

It was a trap?

是的。只是圈套而已。

Yep. It was a trap.

然後發生什麼事？

Then what happened?

然後戰爭就結束啦！

And then the war was over!

議會選出了新的議長

The senate voted for a new chancellor...

複製人都成功的轉職...

the clones all got new jobs...

所有的絕地武士都活著...

all the jedi lived...

爸爸跟媽媽在在納普星幸福快樂的生活.

and mommy and daddy lived happily here on naboo.

耶!我喜歡這個故事。把拔！

Yay! I like that story, Daddy!

唉噁.

Aww.

我覺得這可能毀了一個更好的故事.

I feel like maybe it ruins a better follow up storyline.

哈哈哈！有可能喔.

Ha ha ha! It probably does.

*笑*

*laughter*

我有自己的家庭啦！

I HAVE A FAMILY!

結束了安納金！

It's over Anakin!

我佔了制高點！

I have the high ground!

現在你有了熔岩點！

Well now you have the lava ground!

哇！

Whoa!

哇哇！

Whooa!

熔岩點！

Lava ground!

住手！

Stop it!

熔岩點！

Lava ground!

住手！

Stop it!

熔岩點！

Lava Ground!

住手，安納金！

Stop it, Anakin!

從我的觀點來看你佔了熔岩點！

From my point of view you have the lava ground!

好啦我知道了！

Okay I get it!