- (Finebros) Okay, so we are not having you react to a video

- (哥倆好主持人) 好的，這一集你不用看影片

for this episode. - I'm scared.

我好害怕！

- (Finebros) Instead, you're reacting to this!

- (哥倆好主持人) 不過，你要操作「這個東西」！

- Oh my god! You've gotta be kidding me.

我的老天！你在開玩笑吧！

- It's a Dell. Not the singer, but A Dell.

這是戴爾電腦，不是歌手的那個艾黛兒

- I see these in old libraries.

我曾經在舊圖書館裡面看過這個

- Are these the ones that take floppy disks inside of them?

這個就是可以讓你放軟碟片進去的東西嗎？

- The fact that the monitor is bigger than the actual computer itself,

這個東西的螢幕甚至比主機還要大台

that says a lot.

不是普通大

- I have no clue what year this is from,

我完全沒頭緒這到底那個年代的產物

but I feel like this is before I was born.

但是我直覺它年紀比我還大

- We had one of these for a really short time,

很久之前它曾經短暫出現在我家過

'cause then we finally upgraded.

後來我們就換新電腦了

- Okay, like the first computer ever made?

好的...有點像是史上第一部電腦？

- (Finebros) The first computer ever made would be the size of this room.

- (哥倆好主持人) 史上第一部電腦跟這個房間一樣大

(laughing) - Okay, okay.

（笑）喔，好吧

For me, though, this is like the first computer ever made.

但是對我而言，它就像是史上第一部電腦

♪ (punk rock music) ♪

提問時間 ♪ (龐克搖滾樂) ♪

- (Finebros) So go ahead and turn on the computer.

- (哥倆好主持人) 那我們繼續，開電腦吧

- Okay, uh, it's been a while.

好的，呃，這有點年代了

- I'm gonna go with the big button right here.

我先嘗試看看這顆大按鈕

Or not. Again?

也許不對，再試一次？

Oh, I have to hold it down.

喔！我要按著久一點

No! Wait, what the heck?

等等，不對...甚麼鬼？

- That's the monitor. Nope.

這是開螢幕，不是這個

Uh...

呃...

- That one, I think, right?

我覺得是這個吧，是嗎？

- (Finebros) That's just the monitor. - Oh shoot.

- (哥倆好主持人) 那只是螢幕 - 喔！可惡

(computer boots up) - (victoriously) Ooh!

（電腦開機） -（成功樣）厚厚！

(laughing) My dad is going to be so proud of me right now.

（笑）我爸爸一定會以我為榮！

- Right here is the power.

這邊是電源鍵

(computer boots up) Okay. I know enough.

（電腦開機）很好，我懂得夠多的！

(computer whirs loudly)

（電腦發出很響的咻咻聲）

- The noises are very interesting.

這個噪音還蠻有趣的

I don't think I've ever heard a computer make

我想我從出生以來沒聽過電腦發出這樣的噪音

these sounds before in my life.

我想我從出生以來沒聽過電腦發出這樣的噪音

(computer beeps) - It's a lot louder.

（電腦發出嗶嗶聲）這個蠻大聲的

A lot more beeps.

很多的嗶嗶聲

(computer whirs) - Take your time there.

（電腦發出咻咻聲）你慢慢來

♪ (humming Jeopardy theme song) ♪

♪ (哼唱著「危險邊緣」節目主題曲) ♪

- This is taking a while!

這個要花一點時間

- You usually boot up, then you go get your snack,

通常你會先開電腦，然後去準備你的點心

and then once your snack is all done,

然後當你的點心準備好了

then you come here and it's already done booting up.

你回到這邊時電腦才開好機

- Oh, Windows 95.

喔，WINDOWS 95

Okay, that's a little bit before my time.

好的，這對我來說真的有點古早

- It's prehistoric! (Finebros snickers)

這是史前遺跡！ （哥倆好主持人竊笑）

It really is. It's an old dinosaur.

真的啦！它根本是隻老恐龍！

- Oh! Oh! Okay.

喔！喔！完成了！

- (Finebros) So this operating system, on this computer,

- (哥倆好主持人) 你現在看到這個電腦上的操作系統

in many ways changed the face of desktop computing forever,

- (哥倆好主持人) 在很多方面改變了桌電的樣貌

and that was Windows 95. - Wow.

- (哥倆好主持人) 而它就是WINDOWS 95 哇喔！

- 95, as in 1995?

95是1995年的意思？

- (Finebros) Have you ever heard of Windows 95?

- (哥倆好主持人) 你聽過WINDOWS 95嗎？

- I mean, I've never used it, but I've heard of it.

我得說我從沒用過它，但是我有聽過

- As a joke!

被當成笑話

(chuckles) Like, I see a lot of things on the Internet that's like,

（輕笑）像是我常常在網路上看到的

"Ha, ha! Windows 95 sucks."

「哈哈！WINDOWS 95超遜的」

- That was the one that really put them on the map,

這真的是很重要的指標

when it really became a thing to have your own OS.

當你可以擁有自己的操作系統

- Those who know technology should know something beyond the current.

了解科技的人應當知道得比當今科技更多

They need to know part of the past.

他們需要瞭解一些相關歷史

- (Finebros) So generally speaking, what is different about how

- (哥倆好主持人) 大體上來說，這個電腦

this looks compared to the computers today?

跟現今的電腦有什麼差異？

- (chuckling) The problem is where to start?

（輕笑）該從何答起呢？

- (laughing) Everything looks so dull and ancient!

（笑）整個看起來就很平凡又很古早

- It looks almost exactly the same as the Windows operating systems nowadays,

這看起來跟現今的 WINDOWS 操作系統沒什麼兩樣

but they're just not as refined.

只是這個沒有優化、美編過

- It seems more rough. The edges are more sharp.

這看起來比較粗糙，邊邊角角都很銳利

It's a little more impersonal.

這比較不個性化

- It's very blank.

很空，好像沒什麼事能做

I feel like there's really nothing going on,

很空，好像沒什麼事能做

just Internet Explorer and Inbox and all this other stuff.

只有 IE 瀏覽器、收件匣跟一些東東

Like, the basic stuff.

感覺就是一個初階產品

- (Finebros) Okay, so we're gonna walk you through

- (哥倆好主持人) 那麼我們現在要讓你實際體驗一些 WINDOWS 95功能！

some of Windows 95. - All right.

- (哥倆好主持人) 那麼我們現在要讓你實際體驗一些 WINDOWS 95功能！ 好的！

- (Finebros) So look around at the applications.

- (哥倆好主持人) 那請看看這些應用程式

Do you recognize any of them? - The Recycle Bin, (laughing)

- (哥倆好主持人) 有沒有哪個你認得的？ 資源回收桶！（笑）

My Computer, and that's it.

還有我的電腦，就這些

- Okay, I know Recycle Bin.

這個，我知道資源回收桶

I know Internet Explorer.

IE 瀏覽器我認得

- The dreaded Internet Explorer.

令人害怕的 IE 瀏覽器

(laughs) I can only assume that it's even worse

（笑）我覺得它只可能比我們對現在的它感覺更糟

than we think it is right now.

（笑）我覺得它只可能比我們對現在的它感覺更糟

- (Finebros) So let's go online through a ten year old browser

- (哥倆好主持人) 那麼用這超過十歲的瀏覽器來上網吧！

and open it. - We can get online on this?

- (哥倆好主持人) 打開它 我們可以用這東西上網？

I'mma double click. (double clicks mouse)

我現在點擊它（點滑鼠）

- It says, "Internet Explorer cannot open the Internet site."

這邊顯示「IE 瀏覽器無法開啟網頁」

- Oh gosh, I think I already broke it.

天啊，我想我已經把它弄壞了

- Oh, do I have to set up the I-- wait, is this dial-up?

喔，我需要設定網...等等，這是撥接的嗎？

- (Finebros) Well, the Internet won't work because

- (哥倆好主持人) 是這樣的，網路無法運作

there's no Wi-Fi in Windows 95. - WHAT?!

是因為 WINDOWS 95不支援 WIFI 功能 什麼！

Then why is there Internet Explorer?

那為什麼要有 IE 瀏覽器？

That doesn't make any sense.

這完全不合理啊！

- How do you get on the Internet if there's no Wi-Fi?

沒有 WIFI 是要怎麼上網？

- Okay, so how do I get online?

那麼...我該如何才能上網？

- Dial-up, plug that in.

用撥接的，把那玩意兒插上

- Well, you needed to connect a phone line to your modem

是這樣的，你必須把電話線接上數據機來上網

to get on the Internet. - I-- wait, what is a modem?

我...等等，什麼是數據機？

- (Finebros) A modem is a device that sends data

- (哥倆好主持人) 數據機是用來送出及接收資料的機器

to or from your computer that gets you online.

- (哥倆好主持人) 這樣你的電腦才能上網

And back then, modems had to use phone lines to make that possible.

- (哥倆好主持人) 而且數據機是透過電話線來做這些事的

- So you would have to use your phone to go on Internet?

所以你需要用電話來上網？

- Oh, and isn't it that really loud (screeching) thing?

喔，不就是那個噪音很大（嗯－嗯－）的那個東東嗎？

- It's scary to think that Wi-Fi is so vital to us now.

我被嚇到 尤其我們對 WIFI 的依賴其實還蠻恐怖的

If you go somewhere and don't have Wi-Fi,

如果你在某個地方沒有 WIFI

like, that's the worst thing that could ever happen to you.

就像是你人生正經歷煎熬一般

- (Finebros) Well, another way to access the Internet

- (哥倆好主持人) 其實還有其它方式能連上網路

was through a service like AOL, which we have.

- (哥倆好主持人) 像是我們這邊有的透過如 AOL 的服務

So go ahead and open that up. - I get a free trial.

- (哥倆好主持人) 去把它打開看看 我可以免費體驗！

- I see a key, "bless up," and the world,

我看到一把鑰匙、祝福手勢跟地球，還有個光明符號

and then an Illuminati symbol.

我看到一把鎖匙、祝福手勢跟地球，還有個光明符號

- So step one, it's loading.

所以這是第一步，正在載入

- This is too long.

這花太久時間了

Now you're going up to get your second snack by this point.

你現在可以去準備你的第二份點心了

- "The first try did not initialize correctly."

「第一次連結初始化不正確」

Are you kidding me?!

你在開玩笑嗎？

- Now we're initializing again, and we're back to step one.

現在我們又重新來過，又回到第一步

- God, this is such a pain in the ass.

老天，這真的很頭痛

(laughing) I would just give up.

（笑）我會直接放棄

- Oh, here we go. Oh, couldn't do it.

喔！出來了，喔！無法使用

Couldn't... "initialize my modem."

無法...「初始化數據機」

- (Finebros) Another innovation that came with Windows 95

- (哥倆好主持人) WINDOWS 95的另一項創新就是開始鍵

was the Start button. - Yeah, that's crazy.

- (哥倆好主持人) WINDOWS 95的另一項創新就是開始鍵

You would never think such as simple little thing

對，很誇張，真的無法想像這個小東西在2016年還存在

is still in 2016.

對，很誇張，真的無法想像這個小東西在2016年還存在

- (Finebros) Before Windows 95, many computers had nothing

- (哥倆好主持人) 在 WINDOWS 95之前

like this to navigate.

- (哥倆好主持人) 很多電腦無法像這樣導覽

- So there was just a lot of lost people.

所以有很多人迷失在裡面了

- So no one could even use computers?

所以沒有人會用電腦？

- How would you navigate stuff then?

那你怎麼啟動裡面的東東？

- Didn't they use to have a search button or something like that?

以前沒有像是搜尋按鈕之類的東西嗎？

Then you'd type in some code?

那麼你們必須下指令？

- (Finebros) The way it actually worked was it ran

- (哥倆好主持人) 實際上的做法是使用叫 DOS 的系統

on something called DOS. - DOS?

- (哥倆好主持人) 實際上的做法是使用叫 DOS 的系統 DOS？

- DOS! Oh, I've heard that!

DOS！喔我聽過！

- (Finebros) And DOS was where you had to actually type in

- (哥倆好主持人) 而用 DOS 你必須真的下指令

computer code, how to run any program,

- (哥倆好主持人) 給電腦運行應用程式或開啟檔案

or open any file. - Oh!

- (哥倆好主持人) 給電腦運行應用程式或開啟檔案 哇喔！

- That is such a bitch.

真的蠻機歪

- Yeah, this is easy, but that seems so cool.

真的，這個比較簡單，但是那個聽起來好酷！

- People that-- they had learn computer code

那以前人...他們買電腦前必須先學電腦指令來用電腦？

before they could get computers.

那以前人...他們買電腦前必須先學電腦指令來用電腦？

That seems like way too much work though!

這未免也太超過了!

- If you're on your iPad and you had to type in a little code

如果 iPad 每次切換應用程式或怎樣的時候必須都下指令

every time I wanted to switch apps or whatever,

如果 iPad 每次切換應用程式或怎樣的時候必須都下指令

I think a lot less people would be interested in owning them.

那我想大多數人都不會想要它了

- I can't really imagine having to memorize, like,

無法想像必須記得「找102號檔案甲乙丙」之類的指令

"Find XYZ File 102!" or something like that.

無法想像必須記得「找102號檔案甲乙丙」之類的指令

Like, that's just-- I would just not use a computer.

如果這樣...那我寧願不要用電腦了

- (Finebros) Windows 95 was VERY popular when it first came out.

- (哥倆好主持人) WINDOWS 95推出時非常受歡迎

It sold seven million copies in the first five weeks of its release.

- (哥倆好主持人) 推出的第一週就賣了七百萬套

- Wow!

哇喔！

- Really? Seven million?

真假？七百萬？

- I'm not surprised.

不意外啊

Bill Gates is practically the father of software

比爾蓋茲之所以被奉為軟體之父

because he's just created and made so much

就是因為他為擴大我們的科技版圖創造、貢獻了這麼多

that expanded on our whole technological universe.

就是因為他為擴大我們的科技版圖創造、貢獻了這麼多

- (Finebros) To install Windows 95, it took 13 floppy disks, one by one.

- (哥倆好主持人) 要安裝 WINDOWS 95需要一片接一片共使用13片軟碟片

- Whoa! That's intense.

哇喔！蠻兇狠的

- Holy shit, that takes time.

去死吧，超花時間的

- I remember what a floppy disk is.

我記得軟碟片，就是那方方的東東對嗎？

That's that square thing, right?

我記得軟碟片，就是那方方的東東對嗎？

- And those would take hours to install.

那會花上好幾小時來安裝吧

I'm sorry, this is just really blowing my mind.

抱歉，這真的超乎我的想像！

- (Finebros) Is that the way it is to install things now?

- (哥倆好主持人) 現在用這方法來安裝東西嗎？

- No. (chuckles) No, you usually just connect to Wi-Fi,

不不不（輕笑）通常就是連上 WIFI 然後下載

and then, like, downloading.

不不不（輕笑）通常就是連上 WIFI 然後下載

- If I put in a game, to download the game onto my X-box,

如果我要把一個遊戲安裝到 X-BOX 上需要兩小時

it takes, like, two hours!

如果我要把一個遊戲安裝到 X-BOX 上需要兩小時

I was waiting for my Fallout 4 to download and I'm like,

我就在那邊等我的遊戲下載

(taps table nervously) "Can I play this?"

然後像這樣「（焦慮的敲桌子）能玩了沒？」

- Generally, like, if I have to update my computer,

通常，如果我在升級電腦時

do a little refresh thing or get my security,

或是更新病毒碼時

as sad it sounds, if it takes more than five minutes

不幸的，若是會超過五分鐘

I get pretty frustrated.

我會很躁鬱

- (Finebros) So we just passed the 20th anniversary

- (哥倆好主持人) 事實上去年剛好 WINDOWS 95 20週年

of Windows 95 last year. - Oh, awesome! Happy birthday.

- (哥倆好主持人) 事實上去年剛好 WINDOWS 95 20週年 喔！好棒棒！生日快樂！

- (Finebros) With all the technology that you've grown up with

- (哥倆好主持人) 伴隨你成長至今的科技

and used today, do you ever think, when you're on a computer,

- (哥倆好主持人) 你用電腦或手機時曾想過

or on your phone, of just how far things have come

- (哥倆好主持人) 這些科技一路走來的顛簸

and what it used to be like? - Of course. Doesn't everybody?

- (哥倆好主持人) 還有這些東西以前長什麼樣嗎？ 當然！每個人不都會這樣想？

Doesn't everybody take a moment and just think,

不是每個人腦中都會想過「天啊！真容易！」嗎

"Damn, this is so easy."

不是每個人腦中都會想過「天啊！真容易！」嗎

- It's just crazy to think my cellphone is more powerful than this.

想到我的手機效能比這台電腦還強就覺得很誇張

- A lot of older people will watch this video and say,

一些比較有年紀的人會看著這影片

"Oh, look at this!

然後說「喔！看看這個！」

These people who don't know what Windows 95 is,

這些小鬼不知道 WINDOWS 95是什麼東東

and they're just too into technology nowadays,

他們太沈溺於當今科技之中，被寵壞了

and they're too spoiled."

他們太沈溺於當今科技之中，被寵壞了

Well, I'm sorry, okay?

好吧，我很抱歉，好嗎？

It's not my fault I was born after this.

比較晚出生不是罪啊！

You probably had this reaction about older computers

當這個剛推出時你們對舊款電腦也有一樣的想法吧！

when this came out.

當這個剛推出時你們對舊款電腦也有一樣的想法吧！

- (Finebros) So finally, go ahead and shut down the computer.

- (哥倆好主持人) 最後，讓我們試試看關掉它！

- Wait... there's a right way to do this though.

等等...所以有標準程序？

I found it.

我找到它了！掰囉！關機

- Goodbye. Shut down.

我找到它了！掰囉！關機

- Is it gonna do the sounds?

他會發出聲音嗎？

"It's now safe to turn off your computer."

「現在可以安全地關閉您的電腦」

So I have to physically turn it off?

所以我必須手動關掉它嗎？

- "It is now safe to turn off your computer."

「現在可以安全地關閉您的電腦」

Nope.

不對

- (giggling) "It's now safe to turn off--"

（咯咯笑）「現在可以安全地關閉...」

that actually scares me a little.

這真的有點嚇到我了

(pressing button)

（按按鍵）

- Why does it have to tell me it's safe to turn it off?

為什麼它要說「現在可以安全地關閉您的電腦」？

Like it wasn't safe before?

所以剛剛那樣不安全嗎？

Something would happen if I tried to do it without that step?

如果我沒按著步驟來會發生什麼事嗎？爆炸？

It would blow up?

如果我沒按著步驟來會發生什麼事嗎？爆炸？

(computer shuts down) (Finebros snickers)

（電腦關機）（哥倆好主持人竊笑）

- WINNING!

勝利！

- Thanks for watching this episode of Teens React.

感謝你觀賞這集年輕人的反應

- Subscribe. It's worth it. I promise.

訂閱吧！我保證值得的

- Hey, thank you guys so much for having me,

嘿，感謝你讓我來！「現在可以安全地關閉這個影片」

and now it's safe to turn off this video.

嘿，感謝你讓我來！「現在可以安全地關閉這個影片」

♪ (punk rock music) ♪

♪ (龐克搖滾樂) ♪