Name: 有愛就能戰勝機率？！看來不是這樣 (Last Moments of Relationships #23))
Uploaded: 2021-09-18T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 54 s

Did you know that 90% of all guys who use pick-up lines at this bar get turned down?

你知道有 90% 的男性在酒吧搭訕的都被拒絕嗎？

I mean, with those odds, why even bother coming here?

我是說，被拒絕的機率這麼高幹嘛還來？

噁，肯定不是為了喝這杯啤酒來的。

Talking about pick-up lines as a pick-up line — what are the chances of that working?

討論關於搭訕的話題作為搭訕的開頭，你覺得成功的機率會多高？

This is not what I was expecting for our first date, and I love that.

這跟我想像中的第一次約會不一樣，但我很喜歡。

What better place to have a date than the great outdoors with not a care in the world.

還有哪裡比最無憂無慮的戶外活動更適合約會呢？

Although, it is tick season, and not only are 50% of deer ticks infected with the Lyme disease bacterium, but 45% of visitors  at this park are bitten by them. - Oh.

但是，現在是壁蝨活躍的季節，不僅有 50% 的鹿蜱感染萊姆病細菌，而且這個公園裡的 45% 的遊客也被它們咬傷。

我們應該檢查皮膚露出來的部分，對嗎？我檢查一下你的腳踝。

Really? You know there's a 7.8% chance of winning with a scratch-off ticket?

認真嗎？你知道只有 7.8% 的人玩刮刮樂會中獎嗎？

等等，中獎了！我們打破機率了！

We beat the odds? We... We beat the odds!

我們打破機率了？我們...我們打破機率了！

- Wait, you mean "ready" ready? - Like, "ready" ready.

- 等等，妳說妳準備好了？沒錯，準備好了。

Well, you should know that even if we use condoms, there's an 18% failure rate and you might get pregnant.

你應該知道，即使我們戴保險套，也有 18% 的失敗率，然後妳可能會懷孕。

Babe, you being factually accurate and responsible is really turning me on.

寶貝，你這麼現實和負責任真的讓我慾火焚身。

- Oh, we beat the odds! - We beat the odds! - Yeah!

- 我們打破機率了！- 我們是例外！- 沒錯！

What? Philip, don't you know weddings costs, on average like, $30,000 and 80% of those weddings are financed by that couple getting married. I mean, financially speaking, it's like a huge, huge risk.

什麼？Philip 你不知道婚禮的平均成本是 30,000 美元，而且其中的 80% 要由結婚的夫婦出錢嗎？我的意思是，從財務角度來說，這就像在冒一個巨大的風險。

那我們直接去市政廳不就得了？

- 40 塊錢？！- 我們打破機率了！

We're married,  we're married, we're married!

Wait, wait, you do know that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce.

等等，你知道有 40 到 50% 的人最後會離婚嗎？

Well, we've always beaten the odds before.

沒關係，我們一直以來都成功戰勝機率。

看來，我們沒辦法戰勝所有機率。

Oh, you know what?  I think the problem was when you [bleep] Barbara.

你知道嗎？我覺得問題出在你跟 Barbara 搞上了。

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