So all I have to do is fall asleep right now.

所以呢，現在我要做的是就是：睡覺。

Damn it. I have to pee again.

該死我又想尿尿了。

False alarm.

虛驚一場。

I hope no one saw me trip today at lunch.

希望今天午餐沒人看到我絆倒的樣子。

I think Becky saw, I hope she's the only one.

不過 Becky 應該有看到，希望只有她看到而已。

What if she told everybody else and now no one thinks I know how to walk?

如果她和其他人說，大家不就覺得我不會走路了？

It's way too hot in here.

好熱喔！

Oh I forgot to set my alarm.

啊！我忘了設鬧鐘了。

Ah, too bright!

喔！螢幕好亮。

And now I'm too cold.

現在又覺得好冷。

Wait, did I forget to lock the door?

對了，我有鎖門嗎？

Well, I don't really have any enemies.

算了，我根本沒有敵人。

Okay, I need to get off my phone.

我要把手機收起來了。

And I never set my alarm.

話說，我又忘記設鬧鐘了。

Okay, it's only been an hour. If I fall asleep now I can still get seven hours of sleep.

咦，只過了一小時。如果現在就睡著的話，那我還可以睡到七小時 。

It's too bright in here.

這裡太亮了。

Maybe I need to move.

我應該要換個地方。

Or maybe...

不然 ...

No one ever posts anything interesting at night.

這麼晚了，沒有好玩的動態可以看。

What the hell was that?

現在到底是怎樣？

This is because I didn't lock the door.

我知道了，是因為我沒有鎖門。

I need to stop eating in bed.

我不可以在床上吃東西了。

And I feel like a hostage.

總覺得自己好像人質

I'm gonna take these off.

拿掉吧！

Where's my — Where's my phone? Where's my?

我的手機在哪？手機咧？

Oh, there it is.

喔，在這。

How do we find peace in the Middle East?

中東和平的曙光何時能見到呢？

Oh God it's 5 a.m.!

我的老天，已經五點了！

What happened?

發生什麼事？

I think I'm finally falling asleep.

終於要進入夢鄉了。

Damn it, I have to pee.

該死，又想尿尿了。

Well, I didn't sleep at all.

好的，我根本沒睡。