Name: 【吉米秀】惡搞川普無極限！川普的超級星期二演說！(Donald Trump's Super Tuesday Speech (Jimmy Fallon))
Uploaded: 2016-04-15T07:03:00.000Z
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Description: 川普集團董事長「唐納・川普」，即將競選2016美國總統。美國知名脫口秀主持人吉米・法倫將如何惡搞他呢？一起來看這影片吧！ 1unblinking0:51 blink 這個動詞是「眨眼」的意思，所以 unblinking 當作形容詞用，可以指「不眨眼的」。另外，也可以指「不帶感情的」。而在影片當中所指的 unblinking...

感謝我自己。感謝我自己。十分感謝我自己

and it looks like we can win 6 or 7, or 8, or 9

而且我認為我們可能還還會贏六個州、七個州、八個州或九個州

Maybe a million states by the time the night is over

或許今晚以前會贏一百萬個州啦

Now, I'll admit, I didn't win every state.

好的我承認，我是沒有獲得所有州的支持

I only got 27 percent of the vote in Texas.

我只拿到德州百分之二十七的支持

But remember, everything is bigger in Texas

但你要記得一件事，在德州的所有東西都比較大

So 27 percent is actually more like 60 percent.

所以百分之二十七事實上感覺起來像是百分之六十啦

所以基本上，我已經拿下德州了

It looks like a Trump wig that Texas is wearing.

他看起來就像德州帶著川普的假髮

Of course, I want to thank Governor Chris Christie for his unblinking support.

當然，我想要感謝 (新澤西州) 州長 Chris Christie 的全力支持

He's like my Mini-Me, except bigger. He's my Mega-Me.

它就像是迷你版的我，只是他比較大。他像是巨大版的我。

Thank you Mega-Me. You can go home now, Mega-Me.

感謝巨大版的我，你現在可以走了。

I'll take your questions and/or compliments

我會接受你們的提問以及你們所有的讚美

You've been criticized for failing to distance yourself from the KKK

大眾批評你因為沒有跟 KKK (記者指美國仇恨黑人組織)

以及白人優越主義者 David Duke 保持距離

Look, first of all, I love the KKK. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney

聽著，首先，我愛 KKK ， Kim 、 Khloe 、 Kourtney (美國名人金卡戴珊家族成員)

They're fantastic people, I've known them a long time.

她們都是很棒的人，我已經認識他們很久了

As for David Duke, I've already disavowed that.

I disavowed it like five times, but everyone's still like damn Donald!

我已經否認大概五次了吧，但是每個人都在那邊「該死唐納！」

Back at it again with the white supremacists!

你快點回到跟那些白人優越主義者站在同一線嘛

Hey Donald, what's next? What if you get an endorsement from the Nazi party?

嘿，唐納，那下一步呢？如果你得到納粹的支持呢？

聽著，我支持看不見的人。(川普把 Nazi 聽成 not see)

我愛 Stevie Wonder (美國黑人盲人歌手)

He's a fantastic singer, maybe not for everybody, but I love him, okay?

他是個很很棒的歌手，或許不是所有人都這麼想，但是我愛他，好嗎？

Marco Rubio said he intends to stay in the race, how do you feel about that?

Marco Rubio 說他要繼續跟你競爭，你對此有何感覺

He keeps giving victory speeches, he hasn't won a thing.

他總是在那邊發表勝利演說，但他根本就什麼都沒贏啊

He's like that guy who brags about being three numbers away from winning the power ball

他就是那種差三碼中樂透也要炫耀的人

I have more important things to focus on.

我還有更重要的事情等著去做。

My real competition now is Hillary Clinton.

“In 2008 you lost to a black man, but in 2016 you're gonna lose to an orange man.”

「2008 年你輸給了一個黑人 (指歐巴馬)，但在 2016 年你會輸給一個橘色的人」

沒錯，橘色將會引領風騷 (orange is the new black 同為美劇「女子監獄」的名稱)

In fact, I don't wanna just win the presidency.

事實上，我不只想要贏得總統大選

I also wanna win the last season of American Idol

我也想要贏得最後一季的《美國偶像》(美國知名歌唱選秀節目)

Together, we can make American Idol great again.

同心協力，我們可以讓《美國偶像》再次變得偉大！

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good

fantastic

guy

love