NARRATOR From director Christopher Nolan,

來自導演克里斯托弗-諾蘭。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Comes the obligatory finale to his Dark Knight

他的《黑暗騎士》壓軸戲來了。

Trilogy…

三部曲...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) That clearly peaked with the Joker.

很明顯，這在小丑身上達到了頂峰。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) The Dark Knight Rises…

黑暗騎士崛起... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) The epic final chapter that will mildly entertain

史詩般的最後一章，會讓人有些許欣喜。

you when you’re watching it…

你看的時候... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) But will ultimately anger and disappoint you

但最終還是會激怒你，讓你失望。

when you really start to think about it.

當你真正開始思考的時候。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Revisit the iconic Bruce Wayne…

重溫布魯斯-韋恩的標誌性人物... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) A man who turned the pain of his parents death

一個男人將父母死亡的痛苦轉化為自己的痛苦

into a Superhero.

變成超級英雄。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) But for some reason, mopes around for eight

但不知道為什麼，悶悶不樂了8個月。

years after his sort-of-girlfriend dies

幾年後，他的女朋友死了

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Suit up, as he spends the first 45 minutes…

穿好衣服，因為他在前45分鐘... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Hobbling around on canes…

拄著柺杖蹣跚而行... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Getting knocked over easily…

輕易被撞倒... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Growing a gross depression beard…

長了一臉鬱悶的鬍子... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) And be told that his body is in complete shambles…

然後被告知，他的身體完全是一團糟... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Even though in the entire trilogy…

儘管在整個三部曲中... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) He has only clocked in maybe a year and a

他大概只打了一年多的時間。

half as the Batman.

蝙蝠俠的一半。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) But chaos will arrive in the form of BANE…

但混亂將以BANE的形式到來... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) A villain who no one can fully understand.

一個沒有人能夠完全理解的反派。

BANE “?Days has casty ya strength?”

BANE "天有不測風雲，人有旦夕禍福？"

BANE (CONT’D) “Where I learn the truth about despair”

"在那裡我學到了關於絕望的真相"

BANE (CONT’D) “The bat never ‘scaped”

巴恩："這隻蝙蝠從來沒有 "變身 "過"

BANE (CONT’D) “I bon your schedule captain.”

BANE（CONT'D）"我幫你安排好了隊長。"

NARRATOR Prompting mope-man

旁白：提示拖把男。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) To un-retire and plop on a magic knee brace

解除退役，戴上神奇的護膝。

that will instantly cure him.

那會瞬間治好他。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) So he can take Bane head-on for a few minutes…

這樣他就可以和班恩正面交鋒幾分鐘... ...。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Until he’s crippled again…

直到他再次殘廢... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) For a huge chunk of the movie

在電影中的大部分時間裡

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Leaving this mumbling warlord…

離開這個滿口胡言亂語的軍閥... ...。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) To fulfill his overly-complicated plot…

為了實現他過於複雜的情節... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Of terrorizing Gotham for 3 pointless months…

恐嚇哥譚市三個月，毫無意義... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Which prompts only one riot and no gridlock…

導致只有一次暴動，沒有堵塞... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Seriously, where is everybody?

說真的，大家都去哪了？

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Get ready for a nearly 3 hour Batman movie.

準備看一部近3小時的蝙蝠俠電影。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Where Batman only shows up for about 33 minutes…

蝙蝠俠只出現了33分鐘... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) And when he does show up, He’s so terrible

當他出現的時候，他是如此的可怕。

he…

欸...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Reveals his secret identity to complete strangers.

向完全陌生的人透露自己的祕密身份。

JOSEPH “When you started, why the mask?”

JOSEPH "你開始的時候，為什麼要戴面具？"

BRUCE “Protect the people closest to me.”

"保護我最親近的人"

NARRATOR Never conducts background checks on his maids…

旁白： 從不對他的女傭進行背景調查... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Or his board members…

或者他的董事會成員... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Uses ineffective gadgets…

使用無效的小工具......。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Stands atop random buildings that are way

站在隨機的建築物上，這些建築物的方式是

too dangerous to balance on…

險象環生

NARRATOR (CONT’D) And wastes several hours painting a bridge

浪費了好幾個小時去畫一座橋。

in gasoline.

汽油中。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) A story so large in scale that it was partly

一個故事的規模如此之大，以至於它的部分內容是

shot in IMAX…

在IMAX拍攝...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Which becomes super-distracting…

變得超級令人心煩意亂... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) When it’s constantly changing aspect ratios.

當它不斷改變長寬比的時候

NARRATOR (CONT’D) And a film so poorly paced…

而一部節奏如此之差的電影... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) It moves slow for 2 hours…

兩小時內進展緩慢... ...

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Then it randomly zooms through 3 months of

然後，它隨機放大了3個月的時間。

time without telling the audience …

時不我待

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Forcing this completely rushed ending that

逼迫這個完全倉促的結局。

will leave you asking questions like…

會讓你問這樣的問題...

RED LETTER MEDIA Why are the criminals constantly hitting Batman

紅字媒體 為什麼犯罪分子經常打蝙蝠俠？

with their guns instead of shooting him?

用他們的槍而不是射殺他？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) Why would the CIA let masked men on to their

紅字媒體（CONT'D）為什麼中情局會讓蒙面人在他們的。

plane without checking who they were first.

飛機，而不先檢查他們是誰。

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) How did Bane know about the existence and

紅字媒體 (CONT'D) 班恩是怎麼知道的？

exact location of Batmans secret armory? Especially after Luscious said it was off the books.

蝙蝠俠祕密軍械庫的確切位置?尤其是在Luscious說這是賬外話之後。

NARRATOR And why has no one stumbled upon his huge-ass

為什麼沒有人發現他的大屁股？

airplane?

飛機？

RED LETTER MEDIA How did Bane and his henchmen hide motorcycles

紅字媒體 班恩和他的手下是如何藏匿摩托車的？

inside the stock exchange?

證券交易所內部？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) How is it possible that Bruce Wayne completely

紅字媒體（CONT'D）怎麼可能，布魯斯-韋恩完全。

healed his broken back in less than 3 months? Didn’t he need a…doctor?

不到3個月就治好了他的斷背？難道他不需要......醫生嗎？

NARRATOR How did Batman get from the hole in the middle

旁白：蝙蝠俠是怎麼從中間的洞裡出來的？

of nowhere into the quarantined Gotham money or equipment?

不知道從哪裡冒出來的錢或設備進入隔離的哥譚？

RED LETTER MEDIA Why would they send the entire Gotham City

紅字媒體 為什麼他們要把整個哥譚市的人都送來？

Police Force into the sewers all at the exact same time?

警察部隊完全在同一時間進入下水道？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) If Tamalore knew he was Batman, why did she

如果Tamalore知道他是蝙蝠俠，她為什麼要...

let him wander off with Luscious?

讓他和Luscious走散了?

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) Why didn’t she just kill him when she had

紅字媒體（CONT'D）為什麼她不直接殺了他，當她有。

the chance?

機會？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) In fact, why didn’t she just detonate the

紅字媒體（CONT'D）事實上，她為什麼不直接引爆？

bomb right then?

炸彈，然後呢？

NARRATOR And why does Batman talk to Catwoman in his

蝙蝠俠為什麼要和貓女說話？

Batman voice when she knows he’s Bruce Wayne?

蝙蝠俠的聲音，當她知道他是布魯斯-韋恩？

RED LETTER MEDIA How come everybody in Gotham could figure

紅字媒體 為什麼哥譚的每個人都能想出辦法？

out that Bruce Wayne was Batman. except for Commissioner Gordon?

布魯斯-韋恩就是蝙蝠俠，除了戈登局長？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) Even the character with down syndrome, played

紅字媒體(CONT'D)即使是患有唐氏綜合症的角色，扮演的是

by Joseph Gordon Levitt, figured it out.

由約瑟夫-戈登-萊維特，想通了。

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) Why did Bruce Wayne show up in a French Café

為什麼布魯斯-韋恩會出現在一家法國咖啡館裡？

after being pronounced dead?

在被宣佈死亡後？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) Think that would have attracted the attention

紅字媒體 (CONT'D) 認為這將會引起人們的注意。

of the media.

的媒體。

NARRATOR How did Batman eject and swim nine miles to

旁白：蝙蝠俠是怎麼彈射出來游到九英里外的？

survive if he only had 5 seconds on the bomb?

如果他在炸彈上只有5秒鐘，他還能活下來嗎？

RED LETTER MEDIA Didn’t anyone in Gotham think it was weird

紅字媒體 難道哥譚的人都不覺得這很奇怪嗎？

that Batman and Bruce Wayne both died on the exact same day?

蝙蝠俠和布魯斯-韋恩死在同一天？

RED LETTER MEDIA (CONT’D) Bruce Wayne was Batman!?

RED LETTER MEDIA（CONT'D）布魯斯-韋恩是蝙蝠俠！？

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Ugh, I’m pretty weird about Man of Steel

我對 "鋼鐵俠 "的看法很奇怪。

now.

現在。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Thanks to Red Letter Media, be sure to check

旁白：感謝紅字傳媒，請務必查看《紅字傳媒》。

them out.

他們出來。

NARRATOR (CONT’D) Also check out our latest Screen Junkies Episode

請看我們最新的 "熒屏迷 "節目。

where we play actual fantasy football with Paul Scheer.

在那裡我們和保羅-謝爾一起玩真正的夢幻橄欖球。