Name: 黑暗騎士電影應該如何收尾 (How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended)
Uploaded: 2021-07-10T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min 20 s

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So I just lifted the entire island out at the ocean and I was about to throw it into outer space when--

我把整座島從海底舉起，而當我要把它丟到了外太空時－

Well it is about time! Wait, is that your new stage voice?

終於換你啦！等等，這就是你在劇中的新聲音？

Well I mean, are you like gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you..

我覺得你好像嘴裡塞了球或某些東西？ 我幾乎聽不懂你在說什麼...

[THE DARK KNIGHT | HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED]

That wasn't a magic trick, I saw the pencil just went up into his eye! This is lame...

這根本不是什麼魔術表演，我都看見了，鉛筆只是直接刺進他的眼睛裡而已。遜斃了...

I'm ok. I don't know how though. We completely smashed this car.

我很好。雖然我不知道我們怎麼活下來的。我們把整台車都完全撞爛了。

So you gonna go back up there and catch the Joker?

嗯，算了！肯定不會有什麼問題的。

Come on... Watch it, watch it. Come on, hit me, hit me!! Hit me!!

快點... 看這裡，看這裡。快點來撞我，撞我！撞我！

欸，是他說他想要我這麼做的...

You sir, are bold. I'll bet Gotham loves you now.

你真的是很勇敢。我想高譚市現在一定很愛你。

Well, it turns out that, the Joker already had this unbeatable plan. A lot of people died and... now the city hates me.

這個嘛，實際上小丑早就有了無懈可擊的計畫，結果很多人都死了... 現在整個城市的人都討厭我。

What? They hate you? How is this a good story?

什麼？他們討厭你？這是什麼爛故事？

It's because I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs... It's complicated but it's pretty awesome when you think about it.

這是因為我是高譚市應得的英雄，而不是他們需要的... 這說起來有點複雜，但當想到這點時的感覺還是挺棒的。

Yeah I don't know what any of that means.

好吧，雖然我完全聽不懂你在說什麼。

但兄弟，你知道要是我是你我會怎麼做嗎？

...fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions, exactly!!

...飛的超快，然後從槍林彈雨和爆炸中救出每一個人。完全正確！

Because I'm not a super bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity, but you know what I can do?

因為我不是從別的星球來、能對抗引力又能防彈的外星人。但你知道我能做什麼嗎？

So we're just gonna pretend like, those guys never happened?

所以我們要假裝這些傢伙從沒出現過？

It makes no sense, I should be like I only have a half a face.....

這一點都不合理，我應該要「我只有半張臉（口齒不清）」...

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