Stop talking!!

別說了！！

It's my turn now!

這次換我了！

Well it is about time! Wait, is that your new stage voice?

終於換你啦！等等，這就是你在劇中的新聲音？

Yeah. What about it?

對啊。怎麼了嗎？

Well I mean, are you like gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you..

我覺得你好像嘴裡塞了球或某些東西？ 我幾乎聽不懂你在說什麼...

UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!

唧喳唧喳唧喳！

[THE DARK KNIGHT | HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED]

[《黑暗騎士》應該如何收場]

How 'bout a magic trick?

我來表演個小魔術吧？

I'm gonna make this pencil disappear..

我將會把這隻鉛筆變不見...

TADA!! It's gone!

噹啷！它不見了！

That wasn't a magic trick, I saw the pencil just went up into his eye! This is lame...

這根本不是什麼魔術表演，我都看見了，鉛筆只是直接刺進他的眼睛裡而已。遜斃了...

Let her go.

讓她走。

Very poor choice of words...

很爛的用字...

Ahhhh!!!

啊！

Rachel!

瑞秋！

Ahhhh!!

啊！

I gotcha!

我接住你了！

Oh!!

喔！

You alright?

你還好嗎？

I'm ok. I don't know how though. We completely smashed this car.

我很好。雖然我不知道我們怎麼活下來的。我們把整台車都完全撞爛了。

So you gonna go back up there and catch the Joker?

你現在要回去抓住小丑嗎？

Mmh, nah! I'm sure everything's fine.

嗯，算了！肯定不會有什麼問題的。

Come on, come on... Watch me...

來啊來啊... 看我...

Come on, hit me!

快來撞我！

Come on... Watch it, watch it. Come on, hit me, hit me!! Hit me!!

快點... 看這裡，看這裡。快點來撞我，撞我！撞我！

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

啊！

Hit me!!!!

撞我！

AHHHHHHHH!!!

啊！

Hit me!!!

撞我！

AHHHH!!!

啊！

Whammo!

碰轟！

Whoa! Hold on a second. You hit him?

哇！等等。你撞了他？

Yup.

是的。

You hit the Joker?

你撞了小丑？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

You ran over a human being?

你輾過了一個人？

Sure did.

沒錯。

But.. .Wh... What about your rule!?

但... 你的原則呢！？

I didn't kill him.

我並沒有殺了他。

Ahhh...

啊...

You wanna know how I got these scars?

你想知道我的疤怎麼來的嗎？

Mhmmmm from Batman？

嗯，蝙蝠俠弄的？

From Batman...

就是蝙蝠俠...

Hey, he said he wanted me to do it...

欸，是他說他想要我這麼做的...

You sir, are bold. I'll bet Gotham loves you now.

你真的是很勇敢。我想高譚市現在一定很愛你。

Well, it turns out that, the Joker already had this unbeatable plan. A lot of people died and... now the city hates me.

這個嘛，實際上小丑早就有了無懈可擊的計畫，結果很多人都死了... 現在整個城市的人都討厭我。

What? They hate you? How is this a good story?

什麼？他們討厭你？這是什麼爛故事？

It's because I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs... It's complicated but it's pretty awesome when you think about it.

這是因為我是高譚市應得的英雄，而不是他們需要的... 這說起來有點複雜，但當想到這點時的感覺還是挺棒的。

Yeah I don't know what any of that means.

好吧，雖然我完全聽不懂你在說什麼。

But dude, you know what I would've done?

但兄弟，你知道要是我是你我會怎麼做嗎？

Oh I don't know, probably just...

不知道欸，大概會...

...fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions, exactly!!

...飛的超快，然後從槍林彈雨和爆炸中救出每一個人。完全正確！

Yea, well, I can't do all those things.

沒錯，我是做不到這些事情。

Because I'm not a super bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity, but you know what I can do?

因為我不是從別的星球來、能對抗引力又能防彈的外星人。但你知道我能做什麼嗎？

What's that?

什麼？

Make an incredibly awesome movie!

拍一部超級棒的電影！

You know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

Because you're Bat--

因為你是蝙...

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

因為我是蝙蝠俠！

[THE END]

[劇終]

So we're just gonna pretend like, those guys never happened?

所以我們要假裝這些傢伙從沒出現過？

Is that what we're doing?

現在是這樣打算的嗎？

Yup.

沒錯。

How are you even speaking so clearly?

你說話怎麼能這麼清楚？

It makes no sense, I should be like I only have a half a face.....

這一點都不合理，我應該要「我只有半張臉（口齒不清）」...