Well, hello it's Chad Wild Clay. Last video I asked you "Hello Blank". What? Well, that's

嗯，你好這是乍得野生粘土。最後視頻 我問你“你好空白”。什麼？嗯，這是

rude! Well Adele, we're gonna have to turn your song into a CRAP (comment raps and parodies).

無禮！好了阿黛爾，我們得把 你的歌變成廢話（評論斥責和模仿）。

Hello?

您好？

Hello, is it me you're looking for? Well I wonder where...

你好，是我，你要尋找的？嗯，我 想知道...

Hello?

您好？

I'm at a pay phone trying to go home all of my change I spent on you.

我在一個公用電話想回家所有的 我的改變，我花了你。

Ugh, so you're calling because you need money. Is that right?

哎，所以你打電話是因為你需要錢。 是對的嗎？

Yeah, I...

是啊，我...

Hello, my name is Jeff.

你好，我的名字叫傑夫。

Hello?

您好？

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.

我在想，如果所有這些年後，你會 想見見。

I'm married.

我已結婚。

To go over everything.

走過去的一切。

Really? Yeah, I'd like that.

真？是的，我想這一點。

Who are you talking to?

你在跟誰說話？

It's Jake from State Farm. Sounds like a really good deal.

這是傑克從國營農場。聽起來像一個真正的 好買賣。

Jake from State Farm at three in the morning? Who is this!?

傑克從國營農場在凌晨三點？ 這是誰！？

Hello, it's me.

你好，是我。

She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy so...

她聽起來可怕的。嗯，她是一個人所以...

Hello?

您好？

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal, hello darkness my old friend, I've

你好我的寶貝，你好我親愛的，你好我的抹布 時間加侖，你好黑暗我的老朋友，我已經

come to talk with you again

再來和你交談

Hello, it's a me, Mario!

你好，這是一個我，馬里奧！

Hello?

您好？

Hello, we would like a large pie with pepperoni pineapple and cheesy crust.

您好，我們想一個大餡餅與香腸 菠蘿和俗氣的地殼。

Hello?

您好？

I don't know who you are.

我不知道你是誰。

It's me.

是我。

I don't know what you want.

我不知道你想要什麼。

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.

我在想，如果所有這些年後，你會 想見見。

I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

我可以告訴你，我沒有錢。但 我必須是一個非常特殊的技能。

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you. I will find

技能，使我成為一個噩夢的人 喜歡你。我會去找你。我會找到的

you. And I will kill you.

您。我會殺了你。

Hello?

您好？

Hi, my name is, huh, my name is, what, my name is, chicka chicka slim shady.

嗨，我的名字是，呵呵，我的名字是什麼，我的名字是，哧咔 哧咔超薄黑幕。

Hello?

您好？

Here's Johnny!

這裡的強尼！

Hello?

您好？

I am your father.

我是你爸爸。

Hello?

您好？

I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠。

Hello?

您好？

Hello? Hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your

您好？您好？呃，我想記錄一個消息 你來幫助您在入駐的

first night.

第一夜。

Hello?

您好？

You used to call me on my cell phone. Late night when you need my...

你曾經撥打我的手機。晚了 晚上，當你需要我的...

Hello?

您好？

Oh, something came in the mail today...

呵呵，今天有事來的郵件...

Deez Nuts! Ha, Got em! Ha! Got em! Ha ha ha ha ha

Deez堅果！哈，得到了他們！哈!得到他們！哈哈哈哈哈

Hello?

您好？

I like turtles.

我喜歡烏龜。

Hello?

您好？

I got one question for you...What are those!

我有一個問題要問你......那是什麼！

Hello?

您好？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Hello?

您好？

Uh, hi I'm just calling this morning to ask if you are a supporting of the marine corp.

呃，你好我打電話今早問 如果你是一個支持海軍陸戰隊的。

Yes! Absolutely.

是!絕對。

Great, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corp needs your support...

太好了，因為前飾件 美海軍陸戰隊需要你的支持......

And his name is John Cena....

他的名字叫約翰·塞納....

Hello?

您好？

Well hello, my next challenge for you is "Roses are red, Violets are blank"

嗯你好，我對你的下一個挑戰是“玫瑰 是紅色的，紫羅蘭是空白“

Uh, Adele!

呃，阿黛爾！

I want you to complete the sentence, something like Roses are Red, Violets are blue, god

我要你完成句子，東西 像玫瑰是紅色的，紫羅蘭是藍色的，神

made me handsome, what happened to you?

讓我帥，你怎麼了？

I'm looking forward to seeing your comments down below and don't forget to hit the subscribe

我期待著看到您的意見 樓下，不要忘記打認購

button so you get alerted when that parody comes out and you don't miss your comments

按鈕讓您得到警告時模仿 出來時，你千萬不要錯過你的意見

in it. And please do give this video a thumbs up. Let's see if we can get this video to

在裡面。而且請不要給這個視頻豎起大拇指 向上。讓我們來看看，如果我們能得到這個視頻

a thousand thumbs up this time. That would be sweet!

千大拇指這個時候。那會 請對我好些！

So after you leave a comment below and you give this video a thumbs up, check out the

您發表評論下面，你打完 給這個視頻豎起了大拇指，檢查出

last crap we made together to Ariana Grande's Focus. And then I will see you on Thursday!

最後的廢話，我們做起來阿麗亞娜大的 焦點。然後我會看到你在星期四！