Don't know what this is.

這是什麼

Rejected! Love this so much.

退件！超愛這個的

I watch this all the time.

我一直都有在看這個

(Reading the content)

（正在讀內容）

Too long. Did not read.

太長了，懶得看

Okay.

OK

I am looking forward to this.

我很期待

"My spoon is too big."

「我的湯匙太大了」

Yeah. It is.

對，是太大了

That guy is a genius.

那傢伙是個天才

"My spoon is too big."

「我的湯匙太大了」

The banana will help him.

香蕉會幫他

"I am a Banana."

「我是條香蕉」

(Vacuum sound)

（吸塵器聲）

Wait? What?

等等，什麼？

That was it?

就這樣？

Is this legit? I've always been very curious about this.

這是真的嗎？我一直都很好奇

Oh. More stick figures.

噢，更多火柴人

"Tuesday is coming. Did you bring your coat?"

「快要星期二了，你有帶外套嗎？」

- Good lip-seeking. -"I live in a giant bucket."

- 嘴唇動得真棒 -「我住在大籃子裡」

This is best thing I've ever seen my life.

這是我這輩子看過最棒的東西

Octopus cat. Pig? Cat-pig octopus. Heh.

章魚貓？豬？貓豬章魚？呵呵

This is so bizarre.

這好詭異

-"Say, do you want go to see movie?" - (Laugh)

-「你想不想去看個電影？」 -（笑）

"I'm feeling fat. And sexy."

「我覺得我好胖，又好性感」

(Karate sound.)

（空手道聲音）

(Sigh)

（嘆氣）

Oh my God!

我的天啊

Oh my gosh.

我的老天

Oh. Oh. Oh.

噢、噢、噢

(Laugh)

（大笑）

This wasn't actually made for "Family Learning Channel."

這不是真的做給「家庭學習頻道」的吧

They can go on for hours.

他們可以持續好幾個小時

I mean... this remind me a lot of Tom Scott.

我是說...這讓我想到湯姆·斯科特

All right. What's this?

好，這是什麼

"Johnson & Mills."

「Johnson & Mills」

Okay.

OK

-"Honey come quick, PooPee is taking his first step." - Awww.

-「親愛的快來看，PooPee會走路了」 - 噢

(Laugh)

（大笑）

No! No! No!

不！不！不！

I don't know why people so against babies being hurt for comedy.

我不懂為什麼人們那麼排斥在喜劇中演寶寶受傷

-"Yeah!" - Yes. This my favorite one.

-「耶！」 - 太棒了，這是我最喜歡的一個

-"Everybody dance!" - Okay, I'm dancing.

-「大家一起來跳舞！」 - 好的，我正在跳舞了

-"Yeah!" - Oh my God. That's really cute! Dancing little clouds.

-「耶！」 - 天啊，這真的很可愛！跳舞的小雲朵

This is Swedish.

這是瑞典語

"Life is good!"

-「人生真美好！」

Yeah! Yeah! We're singing togeth-... Oh my God! What's happening?

耶！耶！我們一起唱...我的老天！發生什麼事？

-"My anus is bleeding!" - (Laugh)

-「我的屁屁在流血！」 -（大笑）

(Laugh)

（笑）

-"My anus is bleeding!" - What?

-「我的屁屁在流血！」 - 啥？

- He needs to see cloud doctor. -"For the love of God! And all that is pouring! My anus is bleeding!"

- 他需要去看雲朵醫生 -「看在上帝的份上！還有這些噴出來的東西！我的屁屁在流血！」

Why are they so happy?

為什麼他們這麼開心？

I guess it's that time of the month, huh?

我想生理期到了吧，齁？

Oh. So much anus blood.

噢，好多屁屁血

"They began to fall apart." So apparently they hadn't fallen apart yet.

「他們開始崩壞」所以很明顯的他們現在還不算崩壞

Oh. So... This ending is like awesome too.

噢，真是...這個結局也超讚的

Oh. They're like all... they're all coming together?

噢，他們是都...他們要全部集結起來？

Someone died in almost every cartoon so far.

到目前為止每一部卡通都有人死掉

Oh. There's the banana.

噢，是香蕉

No! Not the banana!

不！別帶走香蕉！

(Laugh)

（笑）

Oh God. Get out, get out of there! Get out!

噢老天，出去，快出去！快逃！

They're breaking fourth wall.

他們要擊破第四道牆了

This is like some ring stuff right here.

他們好像被困住了

I'd imagine this is what every person on the Internet believes is happening when something changes.

網路上一有改變發生，鄉民應該就會這樣

Incredible. Incredible.

太厲害、太厲害了

Truly disturbing.

十分令人心神不寧

What did I just watch? No wonder they were all rejected.

我看了什麼？被退件實在不意外

Aw, memories.

噢，回憶啊

Yeah. Give me that old school.

耶，讓我感到懷舊

So have you seen that before?

你以前看過這個嗎？

No.

沒有

Absolutely not.

完全沒有

Definitely not.

絕對沒有

No. This is my first time.

沒有，這是我第一次看

I had not seen that before.

我從來沒看過

Definitely have heard people say "My spoon is too big."

絕對有聽人說過「我的湯匙太大了」

I know "my anus is bleeding" and "my spoon is too big", but the rest, I kind of (whistle).

我知道「我的屁屁在流血」跟「我的湯匙太大了」，可是其他的，我就（口哨）

Yes, a very very very very long time ago.

有，很久很久很久以前

Yes, many many many times. Dozens upon dozens.

有，很多很多次。好幾十次

It's kind of like what a lot of Internet... like cartoons... like eventually came to be.

這有點像網路...卡通...最後都會變成這樣

How would you describe it to someone who has never seen it.

你會怎麼跟一個沒看過這個的人描述它

Oh.

噢

Random cartoon humor.

胡亂的卡通幽默

Cartoons gone wrong.

卡通壞掉了

Surrealist and gore... gore, focus stick drawing.

超現實又犀利...犀利、清晰的火柴人塗鴉

Randomness and it's dark and that's the best stuff on the Internet.

胡亂的，而且很黑暗，是網路上最棒的東西

A really cute cartoon. Hmm, everyone should watch it. Everyone and their kids should watch it. And babies.

一個很可愛的卡通。嗯哼。所有人都應該要看。所有人跟他們的孩子都應該要看。還有小寶寶。

Did it actually happened that somebody gives him money and/or the ability to do this? Because if that's the case... Oops.

真的有人給他錢和（或）權力去畫這個嗎？因為如果是這樣的話...糟了

So was this made for TV network and food products?

所以這是為了電視台和食物產品做的嗎？

Maybe, I don't know.

也許吧，我不知道

No. I don't think so.

不，我想應該不是

They're just too over-the-top. No one will think this will make a commercial.

他們太言過其實了，沒有人會真的相信這是一則廣告

This guy pissing blood out of his bum, I mean... sure he's not gonna go on TV.

這傢伙從屁股噴血，我是說...這當然不會在電視上播出

"Johnson and Mills", the "Family Learning Network". Those thing don't exist. Unless, uh... it's South African or something that have brands I don't know about.

「Johnson & Mills」，「家庭學習頻道」，這些都不存在。除非，呃...他是南非或哪裡人，有我不知道的牌子

Did you like it?

你喜歡嗎？

No.

不喜歡

I don't think it would be something I'd watch in my spare time.

不想這不會是我閒暇時想看的東西

Yeah, it's hilarious.

喜歡啊，超好笑

Yeah, I love that.

當然，我超愛

I got a laugh out of it, but I didn't know what function it served.

這有讓我發笑，可是我不懂他想表達什麼

That's like my [beep]. If I feel like my audience could handle it, I'd do a lot more stuff like that, you know. But for now, I stick to the dick jokes.

這就是我的菜。如果我覺得我的觀眾有辦法接受，我就會弄一堆這種東西。但是目前我只能繼續講低級笑話。

Makes me laugh. Makes me smile. Anus blood.

讓我大笑、讓我莞爾。屁屁血

Well, you guys are smiling right now when I said "Anus blood."

你看，你們聽到我想「屁屁血」就笑了

And what happened to that one poor cloud?

那朵可憐的雲發生了什麼事？

He was raped.

他被強暴了

He drowned in a pool of anus blood.

他在一池屁屁血中溺水了

I didn't learn that in meteorology.

我上氣象學時沒學過這個東西

That's when I crossed my legs really hard.

那時候我的雙腿夾超緊的

You know how it goes, man. Sometimes you're dancing with buddies, and then your anus just starts bleeding, and then you drown in the blood that spilled out of your ass-[beep].

現實就是這樣，有時候你和你的夥伴們跳舞，然後你的屁屁就開始流血，然後你就被你屁股流出來的血淹沒了

What was the song that was playing there?

那首歌是什麼？

(Singing) And their singing that "It's Christmas again."

（哼歌）他們在唱「聖誕節又到來了」

Oh, that's what the song actually is? I never knew that.

噢，那真的是一首歌嗎？我都不知道呢

Why are all of his friends so happy even though he was drowning in anus blood?

為什麼他被屁屁血淹沒了，他的朋友卻還這麼開心？

I don't know.

我不知道

Because they were all screwed up.

因為他們全都亂七八糟

Maybe they didn't like him. Maybe he was the dark cloud.

也許他們不喜歡他，也許他是朵烏雲

It's group affect. When a bunch of people see someone bleeding from the ass, you don't do anything. When it's one person seeing someone bleeding from the ass, you help.

這是群體效應。當一群人看到有人屁股流血，你不會做任何事。當一個人看到有人屁股流血，你會去幫他

That was the test of true friendship. If your anus is bleeding and your friends are still happy, they're your not real friends.

這是友情大考驗，如果你的屁股在流血而你的朋友卻還很開心，他們就不是真的好朋友

Their basic purpose in life is to be fluffy celebratory cloud things. If there's a situation presented to them that maybe doesn't make sense for them to be perfect celebratory, uh... puffy cloud things, they don't know what else to do. And so they continue doing the only thing they know how to do, which is to be celebratory cloud things.

們人生的基本意義就是當一朵歡樂的雲。當他們遇到一些無法歡樂慶祝的事，他們就會不知所措，只好繼續做他們唯一會做的事：當一朵歡樂的雲

So a lot of time on the React Shows when we talk about things that have been so popular, a lot of the responses get to us is, why is random. Why is random making things so popular?

我們常在React節目中討論什麼很火紅，也有收到許多回應問我們，為什麼胡搞的東西總是能迅速爆紅？

People like to see... something that's unexpected.

人們喜歡看...出乎意料的東西

People are just looking to get entertained really fast. When that stuff is random, there's really nothing to think about.

大家都想在短時間內達到娛樂效果，當一個東西很隨機，其實也不需要思考什麼

Because these days when you watch so much content, you see so many videos, nothing really shocks you. So when something is random, you're like "Wow! For first time I've been weirded out in a long time. I have to show people."

當今我們讀取那麼多訊息、看那麼多影片，其實沒有什麼能真的讓人震驚。所以當一個東西很亂來時，我們會覺得「哇！我好久沒這麼傻眼了，我要給別人看」

From content in general, we've come to expect very specific things. Here's the story and here's how TV works and all the genres are very defined.

就大多數的訊息而言，我們容易預期特定的事物：故事就是這樣、電視就是這麼演的、所有類型都有它的定義

Your are subjugated to these terrible structures and orderly ways of thinking so we crave for a childhood freedom. To achieve that as an adult, you need to go and work extreme measures than you were able to as a child.

我們被這些糟糕的形式和過於條理的思考模式控制，所以我們渴望如孩童時期的奔放。身為大人，要達到這種境界就需要比孩童做得更極端

So this was made in 1999.

這部影片完成於1999年

People were sharing it online like MSN Messenger.

人們用MSN在線上分享這個

Wow, like before YouTube.

哇，比YouTube還早

But not only that, it won 27 animation awards around the world.

不只這樣，他還獲得了全球27項動畫獎

What?!

什麼？！

And was even nominated for an Academy Award for best animated short.

甚至還被提名奧斯卡最佳動畫短片

An Oscar... wow.

奧斯卡...哇

What! What?! What the heck. No.

啥！什麼？！什麼鬼，不！

How? How did that happened?

怎麼會？怎麼會這樣？

It's like a YouTube video getting nominated for an Oscar.

這就像一部YouTube影片被提名奧斯卡獎

As it should be... anus blood.

他應得的...屁屁血

I totally agree. Yeah, I agree too. It should win more. I think it should've won everything it was nominate for.

我完全認同。對啊，我也是。他應該得更多獎，我想他值得所有被提名的獎項

What do you think of the fact that it was even nominated for an Oscar for this?

你對於他甚至被提名奧斯卡獎有什麼看法？

Wow.

哇

I am shocked this was nominated for an Oscar.

這有被提名奧斯卡獎讓我很震驚

It's definitely head of its time because the comedy is still relevant now, it's still a funny video today. And I only saw it today.

這絕對是那個年代的先驅，因為這個喜劇和現今仍有連結、仍然是好笑的，而我卻今天才看到

I think that we typically call the septic stuff art because there no other explanation other than... well, I guess I don't understand it. I suppose it's art.

我想我們通常將腐敗的東西稱作藝術，因為沒有其他可以解釋，除了...呃，我不是很了解。我覺得他應該是藝術

That probably speaks to the fact that a lot of people working in animation, 'cause those are the people who make those decisions, uh... were sick of something. Tired of making content for Johnson & Johnson of fluffy bears wiping their fluffy butts with fluffy Charmin toilet paper.

這或許表示許多從事動畫工作的人（畢竟是他們決定要提名誰的）對某些東西感到厭煩了。不想再做嬌生那個柔軟的熊用柔軟的Charmin衛生紙擦它柔軟的屁股

Did you see artistic merit with this? Like, is it trying to say something?

你有感受到藝術價值嘛？他有想表達什麼嗎？

Not... no... not really.

沒...不...不太有

This is funny and random, that's all I got from. Heh.

我只覺得這很好笑又很亂來，呵呵

I'm pretty simple, I didn't... I never thought of anything like "Oh it really means something." They made me laugh and I would go back and make me laugh some more and that's all I need from the video and art.

我很單純，我不...我從來不會想「噢他真的代表什麼」，它讓我大笑，然後我會重播、再笑一次，這就是我希望從影片和藝術中得到的

There's definitely more to that short than just like stupid jokes.

這部短片裡絕對有比那些蠢笑話更有意義的東西

It says something about an industry, and about, you know, being a creative professional, which is that a lot of the time you do terrible stuff that you kinda hate. I think that he was probably tired of making the bull-[beep].

這描述了這個產業的一些問題，身為專業創意人才，有時候你得做你其實覺得很糟的東西。我想他大概是受夠創作那些狗屎了

Finally, this animator's name is Don Hertzfeld. Would you watch more animated films by him?

最後，這個動畫家叫做Don Hertzfeld，你會想看他其他的影片嗎？

Yeah.

會

Sure, why not.

當然啊，為何不

I'll be interested in seeing what else he is up to.

我會很好奇他還有什麼把戲

I'd love to see the odd stuff. It's grand.

我喜歡看不尋常的東西，很特別

Yes, 100%.

會，100％

He made more after that, it's the same style. Yeah, like to watched all those lines too.

他在這之後還做了很多部，都是同種風格。會啊，我想把全部都看完

Does it involve anus blood?

還會有屁屁血嗎？

Maybe, maybe not.

也許有、也許沒有

That would probably my yes or no answer contingent upon whether or not there's anus blood.

我的答案會隨著有沒有屁屁血而改變

What would you say to Don if he's watching this?

如果Don現在正在看的話你會想跟他說什麼？

Nice cartoons man. More anus blood please.

很棒的卡通，請畫更多屁屁血

And that's the end of another episode of YouTubers react.

這一集的YouTubers react又到了尾聲

To watch deleted reactions, click the box below.

想看刪除片段的話請點下面的框框

If you enjoy this episode, make sure that you subscribe to all of the channels.

如果你喜歡這集，請訂閱這些頻道

And please come back next time. Bye!

請下次再來，掰！

Goodbye!

再見！

- My anus is bleeding! - Yeah! - No! My anus is bleeding! - Yeah! - You're a [beep] friend. - Yeah!

- 我的屁屁流血了！ - 耶！ - 不！我的屁屁流血了！ - 耶！ - 你是個糟糕的朋友 - 耶！