I got a question for you guys

我有個問題要請教你們

Would any one of you three be interested in having sex with me?

妳們三位的任何一人會有興趣和我做愛嗎？

Would you like to have sex with me? -No.

妳會想和我做愛嗎？ -不。

You're just really pretty, so... -that's very direct. No I'm fine

妳真是有夠漂亮的，所以... -你還真直接。不了，我不缺。

No, I'm good

不，我不缺

We both have boyfriends, otherwise we would. We definitely would.

我們兩位都有男友了，否則我們會想要的。我們肯定會

I don't know about that... maybe, perhaps

我不知道耶... 或許吧，有可能

-Like right now.

-是說現在馬上.

-Right now? Hmmm... I don't think so -So, maybe later though?

-馬上？ 嗯... 我不那麼想的 -所以，那待會就可以囉？

This is kind of random but I just wondering if either of you would be interested in having sex with me?

這樣有點無厘頭，但是我在想妳們其中一個會有興趣和我作愛嗎？

-What? -Like do you wanna have sex with me?

-什麼？ -好比說妳想和我作愛嗎？

Headshot

爆頭

-Would either of you want to have sex with me? -No, I'm sorry.

-妳們其中一個會想和我作愛嗎？ -不，不好意思.

Hey, can I ask you guys a question? All of you?

嘿，我可以問妳們一個問題嗎？ 妳們全部？

-Are you the mom? -I am. -Because this is a very ethnically diverse group.

-妳是媽媽？ -我是。 -因為這是種族非常多元的一群。

Makes you wonder who my husband is doesn't it?

會讓人納悶我的先生是誰，不是嗎？

Would any of you be interested in having sex with me?

妳們其中的任何一個有興趣和我做愛嗎？

No, thank you, no thank you

不，謝謝你，不　謝謝你

Would you be interested in having sex with me?

妳會有興趣和我做愛嗎？

Probably not, just because I'm having sexing with her, so...

大概不會，只是因為我都和她做，所以...

Would either of you want to have sex with me?

妳們其中一位想和我做愛嗎？

-I'm good, thanks. -You're good, thanks?

-我不缺，謝了。 -你很好，謝謝？

I needed that one

你來的真是時候

You made our day

你讓我們一整天都圓滿了　哈哈哈

You're the weirdest person I've ever met in my life

你是我這輩子見過最奇怪的人

Is she with any of you guys? -No. -Do you wanna have sex with me? -No

她和你們任何一個在一起嗎？ -沒. -妳想和我做愛嗎？ -不要

Would any of you five girls, and maybe you too, I guess, why not.

-妳們五位任何一位，或許也包含你 --算我一個 -我想，有何不可。

be interested in having sex with me?

有這興趣和我做愛？

No-- Absolutely not --I have a boyfriend --Maybe --That was rude

不-- 完全沒有 --我有男友了 --或許吧 --那很沒禮貌

So no all across the board... and a yes

所以一致否決... 然後一位通過

Would you have sex with me? -Uhmmm... I'm gay.

妳願意和我做愛嗎? -呃... 我是拉拉.

No, no

不, 不了

Can I have this sandwich -No. Can you leave, please?

我可以吃這個三明治？ -不。你可以離開嗎，拜託？

-No. -No? -Sorry, I'm not that easy.

-不要. -不要? -抱歉，我沒那麼隨便。

Do you want to have sex with me? -No. -No, not you.

你想和我做愛嗎？ -不要. -不，不是說你。

-Do you want to have sex? -What? I actually have a boyfriend. He's in the water over there, so...

-妳想做愛嗎？ -什麼？其實我有男友。他在那邊的水裡，所以...

Don't tell him I said that

不要告訴他我那樣說

Would you be interested in having sex with me? -No.

妳有興趣和我做愛嗎？ -沒.

No, Why? -You're eyes are so pretty, I mean... -Wait, what?

沒有，為什麼？ -妳的眼睛好漂亮，我意思是... -等等，什麼？

-Do you want to have sex with me? -No.

-妳想和我做愛嗎？ -不要.

-Nope

-不

-Do you want to have sex with me? -Actually, no, sorry.

-妳想和我做愛嗎？ -其實，不想，抱歉。

I mean, you're attractive, I'd probably make out with you

我意思是，你很吸引人，我會想要和你接吻。

No, I'm sorry

不了，不好意思

The crutches don't bug me. I can work around your injury.

我不介意那雙枴杖。我可以避開妳受傷的地方

No, it's okay

不了，沒關係

-No, I'm sorry -And you?

-不要，抱歉 -妳咧?

-Hey, do you want to have sex with me? -That's rude -Is that a serious question?

-嘿，妳想和我做愛嗎？ -那很無禮 -那是個認真的問題嗎？

Do you want to have sex with me? -No

妳想和我做愛嗎？ -不想

No. No

不. 不要

-Is this your girlfriend? -Yeah. -Do you want to have sex with me? -No.

-這是你的女友嗎？ -是的. -妳想和我做愛嗎？ -不想.

-Do you want to have sex with me? -maybe.

-妳想和我做愛嗎？ -或許吧.

Listen, do you want to have sex with me? -Who's paying you to say this?

聽我說，妳想和我做愛嗎？ -誰付你錢要你說這個？

-What about you? -Does that ever work for you?

-那你呢？ -你那樣問有成功過嗎？

65% of the time, it works every time

六成五的機會，這樣都會成功

Do you want to have sex with me? -No, thank you

妳想和我做愛嗎？ -不想，謝謝

No

不

How about you?

那你呢？

Honestly, I'm sorry

老實說，很抱歉

What the hell...

搞什麼鬼...

I don't think I want to have sex with you

我不認為我想和你做愛

Would you be interested in having sex with me? -No, thanks for asking.

妳有興趣和我做愛嗎？ -沒有，謝謝你問我。

We are christians and we believe in Jesus

我們是基督徒而且我們信耶穌

This is your girlfriend... -Yes. -Do you want to have sex with me?

這位是你的女友... -是的. -妳想和我做愛嗎？

-Is that ok with you or...? -No.

-那樣可以嗎還是說...？ -不.

No, thank you

不了，謝謝

I have a boyfriend.

我有男友了

-Would you be interested in having sex with me? -No, thank you.

-妳有興趣和我做愛嗎？ -沒有，謝謝

Would you be interested in having sex with me?

妳有興趣和我做愛嗎？

Absolutely not

完全不想

Would any of you four be, I don't know, interested in having sex with me?

以妳們四位來說，我不清楚，會有興趣和我做愛嗎？

Would you be interested in having sex with me?

妳有興趣和我做愛嗎？

Would any of you be interested in having sex with me?

請問妳們任何一位有興趣和我做愛嗎？

Can I have this ukulele?

我可以擁有這個烏克麗麗？

Do you want to have sex with me?

妳想和我做愛嗎？

Do you want to have sex with me?

妳想和我做愛嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

This is a social experiment, my friend is filming right there

這是個社會實驗，我的朋友正在那拍

That's brilliant -Are we going to be on tv? -Well, it's for Youtube

那還真妙 -我們會上電視嗎？ -唔，會上 Youtube

Oh, God, that's so cool. I wish we had said yeah though

哦，天啊，太酷了 我還真希望我們答應了