At 10 A.M. today

Someone’s dog was swept away when it accidentally fell into a river

But a kind and homeless man, jumped right in without a plan

And with both his hands he went and saved her

(News 39)

The owner of the dog, he rushed to the scene and So thankful, he cried, and both of them smiled

As a reward the homeless man got a job

Everyone gets a happy end!

Your daily News 39

Everyone remember to keep love on your mind

Hey come and watch News 39

Putting out gloomy news is a no, hey don’t you know?

Your daily News 39

Because the world isn’t terrible all the time

La la la la…

Bringing you happy stories at 3pm and 9!

“Good evening. Bringing you the 9 o’clock news!”

Elected just today, in a country far away

A peculiar and intriguing president

He announced he would return every single cent he earns

And he promises to help abolish poverty

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The youthful days he spent living in the slums were Both painful and hard, so in that regard

He made a promise that one day he would be

A leader, so great and kind

Your nightly News 39

We’ve gotta change today, we’re almost there!

Hey come and watch News 39

Sending all of our hopes and our dreams out to you on air

Your nightly News 39

Because the world isn’t terrible all the time

La la la la…

Bringing you drops of courage at 3pm and 9!

“And now for the weather!”

“On a national scale”

Tomorrow, pressures will be low, so watch out cause it’ll be raining

Teru teru bozu, thank you and amen!

Hold tight that umbrella you’ll be carrying, see

But if it shines, you have my apollo-gies!

In the night, from word of mouth, a draft’ll head south (so cold!)

Either way it won’t be ‘mist’ if it doesn’t come! (srsly)

When the temperature and friends get cold

Give a small smile and you’ll be wa-wa-warm!

“That’s it for the weather”

Your daily News 39

Everyone remember to keep love on your mind

Hey come and watch News 39

Putting out gloomy news is a no, hey don’t you know?

Your daily News 39

Because the world isn’t terrible all the time

La la la la…

Bringing you happy stories tomorrow too at 3pm and 9!