Name: Key & Peele 搞笑系列：請別打斷我德意的一天 (Key & Peele - Awesome Hitler Story)
Uploaded: 2023-12-01T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s

We'll wait until dark, and then sneak back across the line, and rejoin our unit.

我們會等到天黑，然後偷偷穿過防線，重新加入我們的部隊。

These Americans prove to be no obstacle at all.

事實證明，這些美國人根本不是障礙。

You've done well to secure this position.

你做得很好，確保了這個職位。

Speaking of which, guess who I saw at the market the other day.

說到這裡，猜猜我那天在市場上看到了誰。

哦，我不知道，阿道夫·希特勒。

Who doesn't? But you ever see him in person?

I know it was. I was there. Everyone was there.

我知道。 我當時也在那裡。 每個人都在那裡。

But up close, it's a whole different thing.

但我說的是近距離的，那是完全不同的事。

And the little hairs had just started to grow on the sides of the mustache, like this.

而小鬍子的兩側剛開始長出小毛，就像這樣。

於是我漫不經心地走向希特勒…

- 指揮官先生。 - 你很不禮貌。

You're not interested in a story about our fuhrer?

你對我們元首的故事不感興趣嗎？

- 是的，但是... - 好吧，很好。

Taller than you think or Hitler's shorter, hard to say.

比你想像的高還是希特勒矮，很難說。

但無論如何，我要買一些麵包。

Hitler's buying some bread. - Um, I must...

希特勒正在買一些麵包。 - 嗯，我必須...

So, I'm assuming you've got a better Hitler story?

那麼，我假設你有更好的希特勒故事？

- But no, but... - Then maybe don't interrupt.

- 但是不，但是... - 那麼也許就不要打斷了。

- 是的先生。 -所以，我向他致敬。

And he gives me one of those half Hitler salutes, you know, donw, low, vey cool. - Right.

他向我行了一個半希特勒式的敬禮，你知道，低低的，非常酷。 - 是的。

- 這就是你忘記的事情。 - 是的。

他沒有說「希特勒萬歲」。 - 嗯。

I think maybe next time, I'll tell him how uninterested you are in my story.

我想也許下次我會告訴他你對我的故事多麼不感興趣。

- Oh, no, no, no, no. - Is it a jealousy thing?

- 哦，不，不，不，不。 - 這是因為嫉妒嗎？

- No, no, no. - You know, I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings.

- 不不不。 - 你知道，我見到希特勒並不是為了傷害你的感情。

So I say to Hitler, "I've actually been quite busy."

所以我對希特勒說：「我其實很忙。」

Hitler laughs and then says, "You and me both."

希特勒笑了，然後說：「你和我都是。」

It's so funny because it's an understatement.

But if you keep interrupting, you kill the momentum.

但如果你一直打斷，就會扼殺這個鋪陳。

I'm trying to tell you that the body is moving.

But if it keeps you from interrupting my awesome Hitler story, I'll prove it to you.

但如果這能讓你不打擾我精彩的希特勒故事，我會向你證明這一點。

Wow, I'll never get used to those final death throes.

哇，我永遠不會習慣那些最後的垂死掙扎。

As Hitler was taking his leave of me, he said, "Well, there's no point in getting bread if you're not going to get--"

當希特勒向我告別時，他說：「好吧，如果你得不到——」

And at the same time Hitler said "cheese," I said "cheese."

同時，希特勒說「起司」，我也「起司」。

Well, it was just like two regular, everyday people.

You guys missed the first part, but this is all about Hitler.

你們錯過了第一部分，但這一切都是關於希特勒的。

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