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Christmas Songs
in real life
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a white
or black
or yellow
or none gender specific christmas
or Hanukkah
Rudoph the red nosed reindeer
hey santa?
oh, hello there Rudolph
what can I do for you?
well
all the other reindeers don't like me
because my nose is so red
oh Rudolph
your nose is what makes you special
but Dasher said that my nose is so red
because I'm sick and they should stay away from me
oh that's just silly, Rudolph
and then Vixen said that is not that I'm sick
but it's a big disgusting pimple
oh Rudolph, everyone gets pimples
and then Prancer said that is not that I'm sick or a pimple
he said that I have herpes
eww!
get away
no, get away fro...
nooo
I saw mommy kissing a Santa Claus
see, I knew it
y'all just get caught
I knew it
I knew it
Imma tell
I'm filming all of this
no
I'm filming all of this
Imma tell a
wait till I'll tell your dad
wait till I'll tell
get ready to get famous, b*tch
world star
WORLD STAR
little drummer boy
six seven eight
come and hear this boy
go wub wub wub wub
here is the build up for
the dro-o-o-op
dro-o-o-op
dro-o-o-op
the what?
the drop
ooh
bauuuu
woooo
wop wop wop
wop wop woop
chestnuts roasting on an open fire
hey guys
um
I don't really know how to spoof this one
I mean, I don't even know what chestnuts are
I never even had 'em
actually, I never had them either
yeah, now when I think about it
I don't even think I've ever seen one
you eat them?
nuts are funny
cause they're like balls
aaaaa
right
got ya, yeah
wait but they're not just nuts
they're called chestnust
I mean the closest thing to having nuts and your chest
would have to be
nipples roasting on an open fire
Feliz navidad
By a confused American child who didn't know the whole song was in Spanish.
There's fleas on me dog. For lease, on my Dodge.
Release on me Dad. A sparrow's bung hole did release his dung.
All I want for christmas is you
so
what do you want for christmas?
I mean um
all I really want for christmas
is
you know those hoverboards
that Justin Bieber has
I mean I don't want you to buy it for me
I mean you can
you can
speaking of hoverboards
I would also like to
you know
and you-
-tube subscribers
lots of youtube subscribers
man, that'd be so awesome
and you-
-th
youth
I wanna be young
forever
forever young
and
you
no
you
dude, it's been so long
oh man, how you've been?
hella good
how have you been?
I'm good
grandma got run over by a reindeer
big step
careful
there you, agh
there we go
you know what?
I left my purse back there
stay right here, I'll be right back, ok?
god, I hate this song
so racist
grandma!
grandma!!
NOO
grandma
there is something
you should know
no, save your energy, don't talk
your father
he's gone, grandma
no
come on, you're not thinking straight
he's gone
what
grandma no
grandma
in the the case of reindeerman slauther over grandma
we the jury find the defendant
not guilty
you're a murderer
order in the court
you killed my grandma
how could you do this?
how could you
I don't know who they are
or what they want
all I know there's more to it than this
and I will hunt down
every single last one of them, one by one
until I figure it out
look, I'm upset too
but revenge isn't worth it
it's not about revenge
it's about the truth
my father
is still alive
this wintdeer
trust nobodyeer
antlern-n the truth
why you always have to be such a dull?
how dare you?
well look who's all grown up
it's you
it's been a long time
hello son
from the people hoove made other dumb videos
what have you done to my father
I am your father
you're a deer
yes and so are you
haven't you have noticed you love for grassy areas
your preference of salads over soups
RHPC presents
it's time for you to become who you really are
oh yeah?
Who the hell is that?
Deer Ryan
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