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  • There's this one girl...

    世界上有一種真命天女...

  • You saw her for the first time in the elevator of your apartment building.

    你會跟她在公寓電梯裡初次見面

  • You guys actually had a really nice conversation.

    你們倆會聊得非常開心

  • She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's your whole universe.

    她完美又漂亮!!她就是你想要的一切!

  • Food, water, shelter, and her.

    吃的!喝的!住的!還有她本人!

  • After a few conversations, you've already fallen in love with her.

    之後你們還會聊幾次天,你已完全愛上她

  • You start to feel like she's the one.

    你開始認定他就是你的真命天女

  • You've already imagined the fairy tale romance you'll both share for the rest of your lives.

    你不停想像和她共度幸福快樂又浪漫的下半輩子

  • When you go to sleep at night, you close your eyes and cuddle with your pillow, pretending like it's her.

    你晚上睡覺時閉上雙眼,抱著枕頭,幻想正抱著她

  • Now you're dreaming, and she's in it. God she's beautiful.

    然後做了個夢,她當然也在裡面,天啊她太美了!

  • She grabs your hand and looks at you in the eye and says "I love you".

    她拉起你的手,看著你的眼睛並對你說我愛你

  • Your heart melts. You go in for a kiss. Then you wake up.

    你的心已融化,正當你要波她的時候.....你醒了!

  • Reality hits you. You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and are disgusted because deep down you know that your obsession with her is unhealthy.

    歡迎回到現實。你看了一眼鏡中的自己覺得有點噁,因為內心深處知道這種迷戀是不健康的

  • You keep telling yourself that your puppy love is endearing.

    你不斷告訴自己說這樣純純的愛好甜蜜

  • Listen to me, it's not. It's toxic.

    聽我說,這一點都不甜蜜!這 有 毒 !

  • Why? Because you're not going to get this girl.

    為什麼?因為你不會贏得她的芳心!

  • Maybe she has a boyfriend, maybe she has no idea you like her, maybe she put you in the friend zone.

    她可能已死會, 她可能不知道你喜歡她,她可能只把你當好朋友

  • None of these situations will end well for you.

    以上任何一種狀況對你來說,都不會有好結果

  • Let's say she already has a boyfriend. You are the I'll-be-here-when-you-breakup guy.

    假如她有男朋友好了,你會成為「分手秀秀男」

  • You patiently wait for her to break up so that you can be there for the rebound.

    你耐心等她分手,這樣你才有機會盡備胎的責任

  • You'll end up waiting for years until one day you log onto Facebook and see this.

    到頭來,是你等了她好幾年後,直到有天你登入臉書後看到這個(已訂婚)

  • So let's say you're not that guy, but if the girl you're in love with doesn't even know that you like her, then you're the I-can't-tell-her-how-I-feel guy.

    不當分手秀秀男,但如果那女孩根本不知道你喜歡她,那你就成了「怕怕告白男」

  • You're so scared to ruin the friendship that you won't tell her you're attracted to her.

    你不想告訴她你有多喜歡她,因為你怕告白會毀了這段友誼

  • She has no clue you like her.

    所以她怎麼可能會發現你喜歡她

  • When you invite her over to Netflix and chill, you both literally watch Netflix and chill.

    當你邀請她來家裡蓋棉被純聊天,你們就真的只會是蓋棉被純聊天

  • You know you should tell her how you feel, but instead you jerk off to the thought of being together every night.

    你覺得你應該告白,但你每天晚上卻只用左右手,讓你的弟弟跟自己告白

  • Maybe you're not this guy either.

    好假設你也不是這種人

  • That means you are the friend-zoned guy.

    那最後就只剩下「戀人未滿男」

  • You've tried asking her out, and maybe she's even agreed to go on a few dates with you.

    你試著約她出去,她也幾次答應跟你出去

  • But in the end, you got the "I don't wanna ruin our friendship" talk.

    但你最後只會得到「我不想毀了我們的友誼」的屁話

  • Now you're basically like her gay BFF, providing her emotional support when she complains about the guy she's dating.

    當她情路不順需要發洩的時候,你就成了她的「gay 蜜」兼垃圾桶

  • You're hoping she'll come around and realize what a great guy you are, but she doesn't.

    你好希望能跟她熱絡起來,讓她發現你多麼優秀,但,這並不會發生!

  • So what do you do in these situations? Well, you're going to stop.

    那你現在該怎麼辦? 恩,你得到此為止!

  • Stop living under the delusion that she's the one. She's not the only girl for you.

    快從這一廂情願的幻象跳出來!她不是你的真命天女!

  • She's not the only girl who will ever understand you.

    她不會是這一生唯一懂你的女孩

  • Stop spending so much of your time on a girl that doesn't like you back.

    別把時間花在一個不會喜歡你的人身上

  • With the time that you're wasting pining over this girl, you could be finding a girl that does like you back.

    當你在留戀她的同時,你早就已經可以找到一個喜歡你的女生了

  • Stop feeding your obsessive behavior. Stop stalking her Instagram, her Facebook, her Snapchat.

    不要鼓勵自己深陷其中,不要瘋狂偷看她的 Instagram、Facebook 或是Snap Chat

  • In fact, don't ever look at them again.

    其實,根本不要再看了

  • So here's what you're going to do right after watching this video.

    看完這部影片後,我建議你可以這樣做

  • Step one: You're going to ask her out. If you've already asked her out and she wasn't interested, then skip to the next step.

    第一:約她出去!如果你已經約了,但她沒興趣,請跳到下一步

  • Step two: If she isn't enthusiastic about the prospect of having romantic relations with you, then move the fuck on.

    第二:如果她並不想跟你共結良緣,你他奶奶的給我找下一個!

  • And do the following.

    然後這樣做:

  • One: Talk to more girls.

    一:多和女生聊天

  • Talk to the girls standing next to you in line. Talk to the girl at the metro stop. Talk to your cute co-worker.

    跟排你後面的女生聊天,跟一起等地鐵的女生聊天,跟你可愛的同事聊天

  • Talk to as many girls as you can, because the more girls you talk to, the more likely you are to meet someone you mutually connect with.

    抓到機會就聊!因為跟越多女生說話才越有機會找到心靈相通的人

  • Number two: Start working on your damn self.

    二:給我振作起來!

  • You've spent most of your waking hours thinking about this girl.

    不管你之前花了多少時間在想這個天女

  • And now that you have free time, go outside. Go traveling. Go to the gym. Get some hobby. Learn a new language. Go out with your friends.

    你現在已是自由身,走出戶外!去旅行!去健身房!培養一些興趣!學個外語!跟朋友出去!

  • Women like guys who lead interesting lives.

    女人都喜歡生活多采多姿的男人

  • Invest in yourself and it'll pay off tenfold.

    投資自己,你將被加倍奉還

  • You'll be so glad you did.

    你會慶幸你這樣做了

  • I'm gonna tell you what I wish somebody had told me ten years ago.

    因為我真的希望有人能在十年前告訴我這些

  • You know that girl? The girl that you've decided is the one for you?

    還記得她嗎?那個你自以為是的真命天女

  • The girl you've already imagined a fairy tale romance with.

    那個你想跟她幸福快樂的那位

  • The one you fantasize about at night.

    那個你晚上總是幻想的那位

  • The girl you're sure is the only one for you.

    那個讓你痴心絕對的女孩

  • Listen to me. You're wrong about her. You are wrong.

    聽我說,你看錯人了!大錯特錯!

  • You're life is not a romantic comedy. She's not going to come around someday.

    你的人生並不是一齣愛情喜劇,她永遠都不會發現你的存在

  • She's not going to leave her boyfriend.

    她也不可能跟她的男朋友分手

  • She's not the only one out there.

    她並不是唯一

  • You know who's actually the one for you? One of these girls you won't bother getting to know because you're too obsessed over a girl that doesn't like you back.

    你知道誰才會是唯一嗎?那些你沒注意到的女孩,因為你把注意力都放在那個不喜歡你的人身上!

  • So stop making excuses and go meet more girls.

    所以不要再找藉口了!去見見其他盤菜吧!

  • That's how you find the one.

    真正的真命天女就會出現

  • No fucking excuses. Just go.

    不要找什麼屁理由,做就對了!

There's this one girl...

世界上有一種真命天女...

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