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  • - Let's talk about your finger,

    - 讓我們來談談你的手指。

  • because I, like everyone, am fascinated

    因為我和大家一樣,都被迷住了

  • with how long this is taking to heal.

    隨著時間的推移,這是要治癒。

  • - Yeah. [laughs]

    - 是啊。 [笑][笑]

  • - I think you're just keeping it on for sympathy, maybe.

    - 我想你也許只是為了同情而保留它。

  • - Yeah, it's become my style now,

    - 是啊,這已經成為我的風格了。

  • and it's like Michael Jackson's glove.

    和它'就像邁克爾-傑克遜'的手套。

  • - You got your wedding ring caught

    - 你的結婚戒指被抓了

  • on the corner of a counter.

    在櫃檯的角落裡。

  • - Yeah, it's called ring avulsion--don't Google it.

    - 是啊,這叫環狀撕脫--別谷歌了。

  • It's really gross, but it's real.

    它真的很噁心,但它是真實的。

  • It almost, like, ripped my finger off my hand,

    它幾乎,就像,把我的手指從我的手上扯下來。

  • and so, luckily I have a great doctor,

    所以,幸運的是,我有一個偉大的醫生。

  • and all the great nurses over at Bellevue Hospital

    和所有偉大的護士在貝爾維尤醫院。

  • took care of my finger and saved my finger.

    照顧了我的手指,救了我的手指。

  • So it's actually a-- it's back on my hand,

    所以它實際上是一個--它在我的手背上。

  • but it's gonna take a while to heal.

    但它要花一段時間才能痊癒。

  • I'm doing physical therapy now.

    我現在正在做物理治療。

  • I'm thinking probably by the new year.

    我'我想大概在新年前。

  • - So, wow, that's, uh--

    - 所以,哇,那是,呃 --

  • - But it's nothing--I mean, compared with what

    - 但這不算什麼 -- 我的意思是,相比於什麼

  • people really have to deal with it's not that bad.

    人們真的要處理它'的不是那麼糟糕。

  • - No, I understand, but still,

    - 不,我明白,但還是。

  • I mean, it was not just a little--

    我的意思是,這不只是一個小 -

  • You were in intensive care for 10 days, right?

    你在重症監護室呆了10天,對嗎?

  • - Yeah. - Wow.

    - 是啊。- 哇哦

  • - I was in the ICU, and I will say this:

    - 我在重症監護室,我要說的是。

  • I'm so happy you're on television,

    我'很高興你上了電視。

  • because when you're in the ICU all day,

    因為當你整天在重症監護室裡的時候。

  • you really just--you have the television, really.

    你真的只是 - 你有電視,真的。

  • - Yeah. - Is all you can watch.

    - 是啊 你只能看這個

  • and thank God you're on TV, because you make everyone happy,

    謝天謝地你上了電視,因為你讓大家都很開心。

  • and you make everyone get better and get out of there.

    而你讓大家變得更好,離開那裡。

  • [cheers and applause] Get out of the hospital!

    [歡呼聲和掌聲] 離開醫院!

  • It's just a tricky place.

    這只是一個棘手的地方。

  • And even worse, so I go home.

    甚至更糟,所以我回家了。

  • I go home after I taped a show, and I have this tube of stuff

    我錄完節目回家,有一管子東西。

  • I'm supposed to put on a scar on my hand?

    我'應該在手上貼個傷疤?

  • And so I go home, and I put my pajamas on,

    於是我回家,穿上我的睡衣。

  • and I'm about to go--my wife is there just sleeping--

    我就要走了 -- 我的妻子就在那裡睡覺 --

  • - What color--what do the pajamas look like?

    - 什麼顏色------睡衣是什麼樣子的?

  • - There's a giant sleeping cap.

    - 有一個巨大的睡帽。

  • Yeah, yeah, sleeping cap. Yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,睡帽。是啊,是啊。

  • Just a really--just a robe.

    只是一件真的--只是一件袍子。

  • A long--a long gown, a nightgown is what I wear.

    長--長袍,我穿的就是睡衣。

  • - Like a silky gown?

    - 像絲質長袍?

  • - Yeah, I wear, like, the Jessica Simpson line?

    - 是啊,我穿的,像,傑西卡辛普森線?

  • - Uh huh.

    - 嗯哼。

  • - Yeah, I wear a lot of her stuff

    - 是啊,我穿了很多她的東西

  • It's comfortable, yet, you know, affordable.

    它的舒適,但,你知道,實惠。

  • [laughing] And I wear that.

    [笑]和我穿的。

  • So I go--I'm about to go to bed,

    所以我去--我'要去睡覺了。

  • and I open this tube, and it's one of those tubes

    我打開這個管子,它是那些管子中的一個。

  • that you open up, and there's also--

    你打開,還有's也 --

  • you have to cut the end off with like a scissors or a knife.

    你得用剪刀或刀子把尾巴剪掉。

  • - Yeah. - You know those?

    - 是的 你知道這些嗎?

  • So I don't have a scissors or a knife,

    所以我沒有剪刀和刀。

  • So I go, "I'll just bite it off with my teeth."

    於是我走了,"我'就用牙齒把它咬掉吧&quot。

  • - Anybody would. - Yeah.

    - 任何人都會。- 是的,我知道

  • So I bite, and my tooth chips-- chips in half.

    所以我咬了一口,我的牙齒就碎了,碎成了兩半。

  • So I take my tooth out, I put it up,

    所以我把我的牙齒拿出來,我把它放上去。

  • and I go in to my wife, I'm like, "Hey, honey!"

    和我進去我的妻子,我'米喜歡,"嘿,親愛的!&quot。

  • Yeah, that's me right there.

    是的,這就是我。

  • I go, "Hey honey, I'm here!

    我走了,"嘿,親愛的,我'在這裡!

  • I'm here, I'm ready to hang out for the weekend."

    我'在這裡,我'準備週末出去玩.&quot。

  • And she was sleeping, and I heard her whisper,

    而她正在睡覺,我聽到她的低語。

  • "Divorce."

    "離婚.&quot。

  • And it was very interesting.

    而且非常有趣。

  • But I had a good run for a while of not doing any accidents,

    但我有一段時間沒有做任何意外的好成績。

  • but this one set the record straight.

    但這個人把事情說清楚了。

  • - It seems like we have the safest job in the world,

    - 看來我們的工作是世界上最安全的。

  • that you couldn't get injured.

    你不能受傷。

  • We're sitting down, we're talking to people.

    我們'坐下來,我們'與人交談。

  • You've been comedian most of your life.

    你做了大半輩子的喜劇演員。

  • You were so, so successful with the show

    你是如此,如此成功的表演

  • and now Stephen Colbert's started this week,

    現在斯蒂芬-科爾伯特'本週開始。

  • and you're friends with Stephen.

    而且你和Stephen是朋友。

  • - I love Stephen Colbert. - But it's a competitive--

    - 我愛斯蒂芬-科爾伯特。- 但這是一個競爭性的...

  • I mean, we all are friends.

    我是說,我們都是朋友。

  • I'm not-- I'm not competing with you,

    我不是... 我不是在和你競爭。

  • so we don't have that competitive nature,

    所以我們沒有那種競爭的天性。

  • but if you're up against your friend, how does that feel?

    但如果你'和你的朋友作對,那是什麼感覺?

  • - Well, yeah, it's interesting.

    - 嗯,是的,這很有趣。

  • I mean, he's just, as you know,

    我的意思是,他只是,你知道的。

  • one of the nicest guys out there.

    一個最好的傢伙在那裡。

  • And I think the more, the merrier.

    而且我覺得越多越好。

  • I think it just brings more attention to late night,

    我想這只是給深夜帶來更多的關注。

  • and gets more people watching TV in general,

    並讓更多人看電視一般。

  • so I think we all win.

    所以我認為我們都贏了。

  • I mean, there's room for everybody.

    我的意思是,有'的空間為大家。

  • - Yeah. - You know?

    - 是的 你知道嗎?

  • - Good answer, yeah.

    - 好的答案,是的。

  • - Is it good? - Yeah, it is.

    - 好吃嗎?- 是的,很好

  • - Top--survey says? - And I like you both.

    - 頂尖的... 調查顯示?- 而且我喜歡你們兩個。

  • I mean, it is, it's really tough,

    我的意思是,它是,它'真的很難。

  • and there is enough to go around.

    並且有足夠的去周圍。

  • There's enough good vibes for everybody.

    有'夠好的氛圍給大家。

  • - Yeah, there's so many channels and so many different people

    - 是啊,有這麼多的管道和這麼多不同的人。

  • and personalities and different tastes

    和個性和不同的口味

  • and the more, the merrier.

    而且越多越好。

  • I love the guy. He's a good guy.

    我喜歡這個傢伙。他是個好人

  • - So I don't want you to get hurt anymore,

    - 所以我不希望你再受到傷害。

  • and I know you wear suits every night on the show,

    我知道你每天晚上都穿西裝上節目。

  • so I got you something.

    所以,我給你的東西。

  • - You really did? - Yep, I really did.

    - 你真的做了?- 是的,我真的做了。

  • Stand up, let me show you how it goes on.

    站起來,讓我來告訴你怎麼進行。

  • - Okay.

    - 好吧,我知道了

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Put your hands-- put your arms out.

    把你的手... ... 把你的手伸出來。

  • - Oh, my gosh.

    - 哦,我的天哪。

  • Oh, this is perfect. - Careful of his finger.

    哦,這是完美的。- 小心他的手指。

  • - Yeah, this is absolutely perfect.

    - 是啊,這絕對是完美的。

  • Thank you very much. Okay, this is good here, yup.

    非常感謝你。好吧,這是很好的在這裡,是的。

  • - This is to protect your hands.

    - 這是為了保護你的手。

  • - Okay, yep.

    - 好吧,是的。

  • This finger's hurt, but I can do this.

    我的手指受傷了,但我可以做到這一點。

  • - This is a helmet, just to make sure if you fall down.

    - 這是個頭盔,只是為了確保萬一你摔倒了。

  • - Ellen, this is great.

    - 艾倫,這是偉大的。

  • - No one will ever even know you have a helmet on.

    - 沒有人會知道你戴著頭盔。

  • - This is like, no one will even know--

    - 這就像,沒有人會甚至知道 -

  • - It's like real hair.

    - 就像真正的頭髮。

  • [cheers and applause]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • - This is so good. No one will even know

    - 這是很好的。沒人知道

  • that I'm not wearing my normal suit.

    我沒有穿我的正常西裝。

  • - No one will know that--

    - 沒有人會知道...

  • - People--and this is--I can do anything and be so safe.

    - 人們... ... 而這是... ... 我可以做任何事情,是如此安全。

  • This is so thoughtful and caring.

    這真是太貼心了,太有愛心了。

  • Thank you for taking care of me. - I care about you.

    謝謝你對我的照顧。- 我很關心你

- Let's talk about your finger,

- 讓我們來談談你的手指。

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【艾倫秀】吉米的傷 (Jimmy Fallon on His Injuries)

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