I apparently had a little boy on this show

named Noah Ritter, apparently.

After his interview with a local news station went viral,

I knew that I had to meet him.

Noah loves dinosaurs, he loves his grandpa,

he loves my production assistant, Robby.

Most of all he loves saying whatever pops into his head.

- Apparently I've never been on live television before,

but apparently sometimes I don't watch this--

I don't watch the news, because I'm a kid.

And apparently every time--

Apparently grandpa just gives me the remote

after he watched the Powerball.

[cheers and applause]

This is my first time on a talk show.

- What is it, Noah?

- My first time on a talk show.

- Oh, man.

Welcome. [cheers and applause]

[laughter]

You're waving to your grandpa?

- Yep. - Yep.

Your grandpa's in the audience. Hi, grandpa.

So you're in kindergarten.

What are you learning in kindergarten?

- I think--

I think they're holding me I don't know how many hours.

Probably, like, 11 hours.

I don't know, it's like I was in prison for ten days.

[laughter and applause]

- So you're enjoying it?

- Yeah, five days.

That's a week.

- Yeah, so--

- Ten days, year.

- Yeah.

Hey, I have a question about dinosaurs.

I heard you like dinosaurs a lot, right?

- Yeah, I do. - Okay.

- What if I told you we had a dinosaur here today?

It's a friendly dinosaur too.

I think you're gonna like it.

Look.

- Wow!

I'm pretty sure that's a guy in a costume.

[laughter and cheering]

- Who's coming here now?

- He's a triceratops. - Yeah.

Now tell me, you know if this is a predator

or a herbivore.

- A plant-eater. - He's a plant-eater.

- Yeah, I've seen a lot of dinosaur movies in my day.

- Oh, have you?

Look at this guy's eye.

Come down here, look.

- [snorts] - Oh, my God!

- Oh, no. - He just sneezed on me!

He just sneezed on me!

- Whoo-hoo!

- You gonna ride with me? - I'm gonna ride with you.

- Here we go. - Whoo!

- Hate L.A. pizza?

- Welcome back to California.

Do you like California?

- Uh, no.

No, I do not.

I do not like the hotel--

I do not like the hotel--

the hotel TVs.

They're terrible. They don't have any cartoons.

I mean, I'm like, big fail.

[laughter]

I met Robby because he came over

and he's one of the cameramen

except he's not holding a camera at all.

- Okay. - All right, here we go!

[upbeat Hawaiian music]

- Wait, Ellen, can I say hi to my grandpa--grandma?

- Yeah.

- Hello, grandma, and thank you

for watching me on the "Ellen" show,

and plus if you want to see

a YouTube video made by me

and my grandfather,

go to ww--youtube.com

slash--greatest fails of all time,

until when-- until when--

and make sure to leave a like and subscribe to my channel.

[laughter and applause]