- Oh my God.

- What?

- Adele just released a new song.

- Oh no.

- I remember the first time I heard "Someone Like You",

I cried for two hours.

Adele's music is so relatable and sad.

- Shh. Do you hear that?

(gasp)

- My God, it's already happening.

- Adele's music is too beautiful.

- The song is spreading all over the internet.

(cries)

- We've got to protect people from

reflecting on their past heart breaks.

- (beep) yeah.

This is for making me think about my ex-boyfriend

every time I hear "Rolling in the Deep".

- Whew. Hopefully nobody else here ah-

- Like, you gotta listen to this.

- No way. Her music is too emotional.

(dramatic music)

- Good job. Now let's go save some more lives.

(sobs)

- Wait, sounds like someone's sobbing in there.

(louder sobs)

- My cat just died.

- Oh, sorry about that.

(gasp)

- Alright, I'll rip off their headphones, you go over-

- Mike, we don't have time to stop everyone

from listening to Adele.

We've gotta get outta here.

(suspenseful music)

- Kaitlyn, wait.

- Why? What's wrong?

- We can't run forever.

Adele will never stop creating music

that makes us feel naked and scarred

and empowered, all at the same time.

Whether it's today, tomorrow, or next week,

we're inevitably gonna hear her new song.

So let's face it, Adele can't be stopped.

- [Voiceover] And in other news,

the lack of rain in Los Angeles is no longer a problem

thanks to all the tears created by Adele's new song.

(crying and sobbing)