You got it chief!

是的，長官！

Alright Scumbag!

好了卑鄙小人！

When I was 12 I peed on my dog...

當我12歲我尿在我的狗上...

Excuse us...

原諒我們......

Right in his little dog face...

就在他的小狗臉上...

Okay, you don't make the confession. He makes the confession.

好，你不招供，他招供。

He peed on my dog?

他尿在我的狗上？

No, no. Just do what I do!

不，不。跟著我做！

(In Unison) Look Johnny we can do this the easy way or th-

（異口同聲）聽著，強尼，我們可以軟硬兼施

(In Unison) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY THERE! STOP!!

（異口同聲）你在做什麼？別動！ STOP！

Damn it! We almost had him!

該死！我們幾乎解決他了！

Okay! New plan.

好了！新的計劃。

I'll be good cop and you can be bad cop.

我會好警察，你可以當壞警察。

Nice!

不錯！

Okay...

好吧...

EYY JOHNNY! Crime is totally cool! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda!

嘿，強尼！犯罪超爽！讓我們一起搶這瓶邪惡的蘇打水！

I've got a skateboard! POGS!!

我有一個滑板！ POGS！

That's Rad Cop!

這太激進了！

Bummer!

掃興！

(Crying) Why did you do it Johnny!! You were so young! And you had such a bright future!

（哭）你為什麼要這麼做強尼！你 這麼年輕！你有一個美好的未來！

Sad Cop...

太可悲了......

(Emotional whine)

（情感嗲）

(Yorkshire accent) Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.

（約克郡口音）強尼，你媽媽和我 非常失望。

That's Dad Cop...

太『爸爸』了...

WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!

我的衣服到哪了？

(Yorkshire accent) Ya bin naughty!

（約克郡口音），雅彬調皮！

Plad Cop...

太格子了...

(Scottish accent) I'M SHREK!

（蘇格蘭口音）我是史瑞克！

Knee Pad Cop...

太『護膝』了...

A Bad Bill Cosby Impersonator Trying To Explain The Plot Of Breaking Bad Cop...

一個壞比爾考斯比試圖向試圖破壞的壞警察解釋......

(Bill Cosby Impression) So, the Dad from Malcolm in the Middle...

（比爾·考斯比）所以，爸爸從馬爾科姆 在中東...

NOOO!!

不！

(Slams File)

（一大堆文件）

Jonathan McNeil, street name ’Johnny Knives’. Born December 18th 1987 to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased.

約翰森·麥克尼爾，街道名稱'強尼刀“。生於1987年12月18日直到安妮和哈米甚·麥克尼爾，父母雙亡。

First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering and one

第一次被捕，14歲，偷車的兩項罪名， 四項破門而入和

count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife.

用菜刀襲警。

Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage and

四次被逮捕，19歲，八次群架 ，財產損失三項和

suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring.

涉嫌參與非法賭博。

Fifteenth arrest, age 26 - yesterday. Fourteen eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage

第十五次被逮捕，26歲 - 昨天。十四個 目擊者，攝像頭監控錄像

and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time.

和足夠的法醫證據來證明你 總之你會在監獄待一段時間

Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal.

現在快點招供，約翰，我們也許可以減刑。

Not bad Rookie...

不錯嘛，菜鳥...

Also

還有

Dammit!

該死！

I am a Jelly Bean!

我是一個果凍豆！

Have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!

你有沒有看到我的企鵝？政府 就是蜜蜂！

Mad cop... Great...

瘋狂警察...好極了...

I love you!

我愛你！

How did I do?

我做得如何？

Terribly! Look, why don't you be good cop and then i'll be bad cop!

可怕！聽著，要不然你當好警察，我當壞警察！

Wait... Why don't we both be bad cop?

等等......我們為什麼不同時當壞警察？

Yeaah

Yeaah

Yeeeeah

Yeeeeah

Yeeeeeeeahh!!!

Yeeeeeeeahh！

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh！

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH！

BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARDS!!

絕命毒師是一齣好戲！你有看到我得糖豆嗎！我有一個滑板！

NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!!

不，不，我招，我招

SKATEBOARDS!!!

滑板！

(Intense and gut wrenching scream)

（激烈和驚心動魄的尖叫聲）

(End music)

（完音樂）