字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - I'M SO EXCITED. - OHH. I'M EXCITED TO HAVE YOU BACK. AND YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE. YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD NOW, RIGHT? - I KNOW. EIGHT. AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL ONE BIT DIFFERENT. LIKE, NO, LIKE, I STILL FEEL LIKE I'M SEVEN, BUT WHEN I WAS SIX AND GOING INTO SEVEN, I FELT, LIKE--OH, MY GOSH, I DON'T FEEL ONE BIT DIFFERENT. NO, I HAD FELT DIFFERENT WHEN I WAS SIX TURNING TO SEVEN, I MEANT. I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I TURNED SEVEN TO EIGHT, I DIDN'T FEEL ONE BIT DIFFERENT. - RIGHT. - IS THIS YOUR CD? - YEAH, THAT'S-- - IT'S VERY COOL. - YEAH. - I WISH I HAD THIS. - YEAH. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. DO YOU WANT THAT? I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. OKAY, YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT. - OH, THANK YOU. - YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS DRESSED SO STYLISH, AND I SAW PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR BROTHER, AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS DRESSED STYLISH, RIGHT? - [chuckles] - LOOK AT WHEN Y'ALL WERE YOUNGER. - [laughs] YEAH. YEAH, THAT WAS MY THROWBACK THURSDAY ON TWITTER. [laughter] ON TWITTER, THAT WAS MY THROWBACK THURSDAY. RIGHT THERE. [cheers and applause] - ANOTHER ONE. OKAY. WELL, WHAT? I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I FEEL THE SAME WAY. - I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU. IS YOUR HAIR STILL SUPER SOFT? IT STILL DOES. IT STILL DOES. IT DOES. - YEAH. YEAH. - LIKE, USUALLY, WHEN THEY HAVE HAIR GEL ON, IT WAS SOFT. IT USUALLY FEELS A DIFFERENT WAY. LIKE, MY--LIKE, MY COUSIN-- I SAID, "YOUR HAIR FEELS DIFFERENT. WHY IS THAT?" AND HE SAID, "I HAVE HAIR GEL." AND YOUR HAIR DIDN'T FEEL DIFFERENT, SO HAIR GEL JUST CAME TO MY MIND, SO I SAID IT'D BE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE TO NOT PUT ON ANY HAIR GEL THE FIRST TIME, SO AND THEN AFTER THAT, YOU SAID, "IT'S TOO LATE," AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE HAIR GEL?" [laughter] LIKE, HOW? HOW CAN IT BE? - [laughs] HEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT WHO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON, BESIDES ME. YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, I KNOW. - I KNOW. - WHO ELSE-- - YOU ARE LIKE THE-- [giggles, stammering] VERY, VERY PRETTY. - UH-HUH. - WHERE DID YOU GET THE JEAN FABRIC SHIRT? [laughter] OKAY, I KNOW WHO IT IS. LET ME TELL YOU. - YEAH, TELL ME WHO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON. - MY PRINCESS SOPHIA GRACE BROWNLEE. - SOPHIA GRACE. HE LOVES SOPHIA GRACE. AND SHE'S FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER. - YEAH, THAT'S EVEN MORE EXCITING. LIKE, I CHECK OUR ACCOUNTS. IT SAYS, "FOLLOWS YOU." AHH! I'M LIKE, "OKAY, WHY DIDN'T I FOLLOW HER? "SHE FOLLOWED ME. WAIT, WAIT. DOES THAT SAY SOPHIA GRACE?" - [laughs] - LIKE, HOW CAN IT BE? - I KNOW. - IS YOUR EYES BLUE OR GREEN? SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T TELL. - THEY'RE BLUE. - OKAY, WELL, IS IT ELLEN BLUE? - YEAH, IT'S ELLEN BLUE. THEY'RE ELLEN BLUE EYES. - AND SO ON MY BIRTHDAY, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I GOT. YOU WANT TO KNOW? - YES, I DO. - I GOT A NICKI MINAJ PINK BEATS PILL. - I SAW A PHOTO OF THAT. THAT'S VERY COOL. IT'S A NICKI MINAJ BEATS PILL, AND BECAUSE IT'S HER COLOR, RIGHT? IS THAT RIGHT? AND WHAT ELSE IS IN YOUR HAND? WHAT ELSE DID YOU GET? - "A HOGWARTS LIBRARY." SEE THAT? THE RED BOX? AND THE LETTER IN MY HAND IS ACTUALLY A LETTER SAYING, "YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY." - OH, WOW. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. - YEAH. - HEY. LET'S--I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. I HAVE A SURPRISE. LOOK AT THIS SCREEN RIGHT HERE. - HI, ELIAS. WHEN I SAW ON "ELLEN" PLAYING THE PIANO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SO TALENTED. IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU CAN PLAY THE PIANO LIKE THAT. I MEAN, WHEN I COME TO "THE ELLEN SHOW" NEXT TIME, MAYBE I CAN SING AND YOU CAN PLAY THE PIANO. I REALLY HOPE I GET TO MEET YOU NEXT TIME I COME ON "THE ELLEN SHOW." BYE! MWAH! - BYE! YOU TOO! I HOPE SHE SEES THIS! - I KNOW. AND YOU KNOW SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT. - I KNOW, "SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE'S ROYAL ADVENTURE." I FOLLOW THEM. - YES, OKAY. WELL, IT COMES OUT MAY 20TH, AND SO YOU'RE GONNA BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GET IT. I'M GIVING YOU THEIR MOVIE. - OH, I JUST WAS DYING TO GET IT! - WELL, NOW YOU HAVE THAT TOO. SO YOU HAVE A LOT OF GIFTS. AND NOW IN EXCHANGE FOR ME GIVING YOU ALL THESE GIFTS, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY FOR US, RIGHT? - YEAH. - OKAY. ELIAS... - UM, I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD GLITTER ON IT. - IT DOES. - OH, THESE ARE-- I WAS--I THINK IF I HAD THESE FLOWERS, I WOULD GIVE THEM RIGHT TO YOU. [audience awws] [sighs dramatically] - [laughs] DO YOU WANT TO PLAY PIANO NOW? - YES, I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY PIANO NOW. - OKAY. [cheers and applause] - [playing upbeat, bluesy melody] [cheers and applause] [speaking indistinctly] - WELL, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THOSE GIFTS, AND THEN ALSO, 'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WEAR HATS, AND PHARRELL HAS MADE A HAT VERY, VERY FAMOUS, SO I GOT YOU A HAT LIKE PHARRELL WEARS, AND YOU CAN WEAR THIS WHENEVER YOU WANT. - HERE COME BAD NEWS, TALKING THIS AND THAT. - THAT'S RIGHT. - WITH THE HAT! - YEP. - OKAY, LET ME TAKE THIS ONE OFF. - OKAY, AND YOU PUT THAT ON. AND YOU CAN SING THE "HAPPY" SONG. - I KNOW. BECAUSE I'M HAPPY.